So here is the deal. I go to a fancy gym in this city; a gym where things do not usually get stolen. However, a couple of days ago my used underwear was stolen from the locker room while I was taking a shower, for the 3th time! The first time I lost a pair I thought I may had left them by mistake in the locker. The second time, I noticed an Asian guy in the weight room was checking me out, and that time I noticed right away that my underwear was gone after I showered, which made me suspect it was him who took it (after that time I started leaving my sweaty clothes inside the locker while I went in the shower and no more undies were lost). Two days ago I was in a hurry and I left my clothes on the bench again. While I was in the steam room I remembered I saw the Asian guy upstairs and I had left my clothes in plain sight. I showered quickly and rushed to the bench and yes, my underwear was gone. I find it slightly amusing, but this last pair of underwear was actually nice and expensive...so it pissed me off. I am thinking I may set a trap. Next time I see him I will leave a pair of underwear in plain sight, with a note hidden inside and pinned to the fabric saying something like I am flattered, but how about replacing them? My size is M and you can send them to (a friend´s address cause I dont want him to know where I live!). Too crazy? I have to say this story makes for a great conversation starter with my friends What do you think?