- b.c.,
as posted in Birth Certificate Gate:
GADZOOKS! I shouted, leaping wildly from my chair (and causing the other guests to regard me quite suspiciously). But here the sudden revelation weakened my legs, causing me to sink heavily back into the settee. Now steadying myself by clinging desperately to a newly delivered vodka martini (shaken, not stirred), I begged for more.
How? I implored, How can this be? to which my canine companion chomped out something about a mutha shit. (to be continued)
I have it from reliable sources that Obama is in fact from Mars. Yep...you read it here first. I learned this the other night while sitting poolside. I was deep in thought when my dog K_______ said to me, "Have another beer, B_____?"
"Sure," sayeth I, and that's when he divulged the information from another "inside" source, (a certain T_______ McBird.) Needless to say, I was astounded. "GADZOOKS...." (to be continued)
GADZOOKS! I shouted, leaping wildly from my chair (and causing the other guests to regard me quite suspiciously). But here the sudden revelation weakened my legs, causing me to sink heavily back into the settee. Now steadying myself by clinging desperately to a newly delivered vodka martini (shaken, not stirred), I begged for more.
How? I implored, How can this be? to which my canine companion chomped out something about a mutha shit. (to be continued)
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