I Have The Best Conversations

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by B_Spladle, Jun 20, 2006.

  1. B_Spladle

    B_Spladle New Member

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    Jami: damn, by the time I get home I'm going to be so horny I'm going to rape you through the wall.
    Duo: LOL
    Jami: you'll lose your security deposit, it won't be pretty.
    Jami: ;)
    Jami: the neighbors will have a laugh, though.

    Jami: that idiot guy I told you about keeps asking me
    Jami: if I'm only with you cause you're hot
    Jami: if it's because you have a big penis
    Jami: I said, "No, it's because he's rich. What do you take me for?"
    Duo: <3<3<3

    Jami: I found out why you don't whack it in the showe.
    Jami: *shower.
    Jami: Or, at least, I assume.
    Jami: You just don't like to stand around in there like I do.
    Jami: You're all business.
    Jami: Unless you gotta pee.
    Jami: ;)
    Duo: PEEING IS BUSINESS

    Jami: actually, I have yet to watch you pee
    Duo: Would you like to?
    Jami: maybe some day
    Jami: for curiosity's sake
    Duo: Perv.
     
  2. well, mine isn't as funny as that but it's lots more awkward ...

    friend X : hey
    other: yo
    Friend X: random ?, did u put nude pics of ur self on the web ?
    other has signed off
     
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    What the HECK!!!! This girl is fucked....You keep her around, Chase.:rolleyes:
     
  4. ... someone's into watersports ...
     
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    LOL
     
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    Ew, gross! :tongue:
     
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