Jami: damn, by the time I get home I'm going to be so horny I'm going to rape you through the wall. Duo: LOL Jami: you'll lose your security deposit, it won't be pretty. Jami: Jami: the neighbors will have a laugh, though. Jami: that idiot guy I told you about keeps asking me Jami: if I'm only with you cause you're hot Jami: if it's because you have a big penis Jami: I said, "No, it's because he's rich. What do you take me for?" Duo: <3<3<3 Jami: I found out why you don't whack it in the showe. Jami: *shower. Jami: Or, at least, I assume. Jami: You just don't like to stand around in there like I do. Jami: You're all business. Jami: Unless you gotta pee. Jami: Duo: PEEING IS BUSINESS Jami: actually, I have yet to watch you pee Duo: Would you like to? Jami: maybe some day Jami: for curiosity's sake Duo: Perv.