I Have The Best Conversations

[B_Spladle]

Jami: damn, by the time I get home I'm going to be so horny I'm going to rape you through the wall.
Duo: LOL
Jami: you'll lose your security deposit, it won't be pretty.
Jami:
Jami: the neighbors will have a laugh, though.

Jami: that idiot guy I told you about keeps asking me
Jami: if I'm only with you cause you're hot
Jami: if it's because you have a big penis
Jami: I said, "No, it's because he's rich. What do you take me for?"
Duo: <3<3<3

Jami: I found out why you don't whack it in the showe.
Jami: *shower.
Jami: Or, at least, I assume.
Jami: You just don't like to stand around in there like I do.
Jami: You're all business.
Jami: Unless you gotta pee.
Jami:
Duo: PEEING IS BUSINESS

Jami: actually, I have yet to watch you pee
Duo: Would you like to?
Jami: maybe some day
Jami: for curiosity's sake
Duo: Perv.

 

[that_other_guy]

well, mine isn't as funny as that but it's lots more awkward ...

friend X : hey
other: yo
Friend X: random ?, did u put nude pics of ur self on the web ?
other has signed off

 

[jeff black]

............
Jami: actually, I have yet to watch you pee
Duo: Would you like to?
Jami: maybe some day
Jami: for curiosity's sake
Duo: Perv.

What the HECK!!!! This girl is fucked....You keep her around, Chase.

 

[that_other_guy]

... someone's into watersports ...

 

[B_Spladle]

What the HECK!!!! This girl is fucked....You keep her around, Chase.

LOL

 

[B_Spladle]

... someone's into watersports ...

Ew, gross! :tongue: