I have the biggest cock I've ever seen

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  1. HamYai

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    Not counting some of the guys on LPSG, of course (but then, I haven't actually seen them in the flesh, so to speak).

    None of my friends are anywhere near it (that I'm aware of). My cock has become something of a local topic, I understand, since it was "discovered" (and it don't even seem big to me - just "normal" - until I meet normal guys, with their dicks out. THEN I become aware of it

    None of the guys in my gym seem to come close (and I sauna naked with them) - but maybe they're growers and not showers - who can say?

    I find it somehow empowering.

    Do you know anyone verifiably bigger than yourself, or are you in the same boat as me?

    The only guy in my life I met who had a bigger cock was a taxi driver I met (but how I found that out is a story in itself - :smile: ).
     
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    Then...you DONT have the biggest cock you've ever seen.
     
  3. HamYai

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    He's dead by now, so he HAD the biggest, whereas I stand by my statement that I HAVE the biggest:biggrin1:
     
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    and we all believe you because your pictures speak for themselves and.....oh
     
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    Cab driver, confirmed as seeing him naked, know he's dead... don't like where this story is heading. :eek:
     
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    I guess he just had to eliminate the competition.
     
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    i wanna hear the story...lol
     
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    Well, I'd love to see this amazing record setting cock too!

    One night when I was 23 a man at a club I belonged to says to me "I wanna give you the best loving you've ever had in your life and all of me is ready for you." So, I get this prove it look on my face and follow him home. He starts kissing me and drags me to his room and whips out a throbbing 3 inch cock. I stare at it. It shrivels up and disappears. I go home. I have always been disappointed when a man promises great things but has nothing to back it up with.

    Oh wait, did I just high jack the thread?
     
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    Well, to try to answer this beleaguered querent's question, I'm in the same boat, though I am not the stuff of local legend. I just haven't yet met anyone who's bigger than me. [shrugs] I suppose it's probably because I just haven't seen a whole lot other than mine.
     
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    STD?

    Really? :eek:

    STD????

    is that really the handle you want to be known as? :confused:
     
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    The moral of this story is to become a hermit and know that yours is the biggest you've ever seen because you don't get out much, thus no comparison. You're a fig newton of your imagination.
     
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    #7, you have an amazing cock, very nice girth, length ratio and curve. But there is one thing missing from STD's claim... proof. No pic posted.
     
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    oh. THAT taxi driver. he's still around.

    that dude is hung like a horse, puts us all to shame.
    i'll bet someone around here could dig up a photo of the taxi driver.


    offroad
     
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    Lol i like the story only to read your signature noting "it's not the size of the stick its the magic in the wand."
     
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    Yes, it's because you haven't seen a whole lot other than yours.
     
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    The ego has spoken.

    STD (ha!) has the biggest one her has ever seen. Or whatever he sees in a mirror.
     
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    Yeah, dig him up from the grave! Shut up or put up, STD.
     
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    Another WASTE of time from another delusional member
     
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    8.5 millimeters.
     
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    I hope STD doesn't stand for what I think it stands for...
     
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