I have the biggest cock I've ever seen

[HamYai]

Not counting some of the guys on LPSG, of course (but then, I haven't actually seen them in the flesh, so to speak).

None of my friends are anywhere near it (that I'm aware of). My cock has become something of a local topic, I understand, since it was "discovered" (and it don't even seem big to me - just "normal" - until I meet normal guys, with their dicks out. THEN I become aware of it

None of the guys in my gym seem to come close (and I sauna naked with them) - but maybe they're growers and not showers - who can say?

I find it somehow empowering.

Do you know anyone verifiably bigger than yourself, or are you in the same boat as me?

The only guy in my life I met who had a bigger cock was a taxi driver I met (but how I found that out is a story in itself - :smile: ).

 

[D_Carroll Condomripper]

The only guy in my life I met who had a bigger cock was a taxi driver I met (but how I found that out is a story in itself - :smile: ).

Then...you DONT have the biggest cock you've ever seen.

 

[HamYai]

Then...you DONT have the biggest cock you've ever seen.

He's dead by now, so he HAD the biggest, whereas I stand by my statement that I HAVE the biggest:biggrin1:

 

[TallGuyIE]

and we all believe you because your pictures speak for themselves and.....oh

 

[Porterhouse]

He's dead by now, so he HAD the biggest, whereas I stand by my statement that I HAVE the biggest:biggrin1:

Cab driver, confirmed as seeing him naked, know he's dead... don't like where this story is heading.

 

[deleted30979]

I guess he just had to eliminate the competition.

 

[nashboy]

i wanna hear the story...lol

 

[Honey123]

Well, I'd love to see this amazing record setting cock too!

One night when I was 23 a man at a club I belonged to says to me "I wanna give you the best loving you've ever had in your life and all of me is ready for you." So, I get this prove it look on my face and follow him home. He starts kissing me and drags me to his room and whips out a throbbing 3 inch cock. I stare at it. It shrivels up and disappears. I go home. I have always been disappointed when a man promises great things but has nothing to back it up with.

Oh wait, did I just high jack the thread?

 

[numberseven]

Well, to try to answer this beleaguered querent's question, I'm in the same boat, though I am not the stuff of local legend. I just haven't yet met anyone who's bigger than me. [shrugs] I suppose it's probably because I just haven't seen a whole lot other than mine.

 

[slurper_la]

STD?

Really?

STD????

is that really the handle you want to be known as?

 

[Cockmo]

Well, to try to answer this beleaguered querent's question, I'm in the same boat, though I am not the stuff of local legend. I just haven't yet met anyone who's bigger than me. [shrugs] I suppose it's probably because I just haven't seen a whole lot other than mine.

The moral of this story is to become a hermit and know that yours is the biggest you've ever seen because you don't get out much, thus no comparison. You're a fig newton of your imagination.

 

[Honey123]

#7, you have an amazing cock, very nice girth, length ratio and curve. But there is one thing missing from STD's claim... proof. No pic posted.

 

[D_Rod Staffinbone]

oh. THAT taxi driver. he's still around.

that dude is hung like a horse, puts us all to shame.
i'll bet someone around here could dig up a photo of the taxi driver.


offroad

 

[ConnerM360]

Well, I'd love to see this amazing record setting cock too!

One night when I was 23 a man at a club I belonged to says to me "I wanna give you the best loving you've ever had in your life and all of me is ready for you." So, I get this prove it look on my face and follow him home. He starts kissing me and drags me to his room and whips out a throbbing 3 inch cock. I stare at it. It shrivels up and disappears. I go home. I have always been disappointed when a man promises great things but has nothing to back it up with.

Oh wait, did I just high jack the thread?

Lol i like the story only to read your signature noting "it's not the size of the stick its the magic in the wand."

 

[D_Harry_Crax]

Well, to try to answer this beleaguered querent's question, I'm in the same boat, though I am not the stuff of local legend. I just haven't yet met anyone who's bigger than me. [shrugs] I suppose it's probably because I just haven't seen a whole lot other than mine.

Yes, it's because you haven't seen a whole lot other than yours.

 

[ZOS23xy]

The ego has spoken.

STD (ha!) has the biggest one her has ever seen. Or whatever he sees in a mirror.

 

[ActionBuddy]

... The only guy in my life I met who had a bigger cock was a taxi driver I met (but how I found that out is a story in itself - :smile: ).

He's dead by now, so he HAD the biggest, whereas I stand by my statement that I HAVE the biggest:biggrin1:

Cab driver, confirmed as seeing him naked, now he's dead... don't like where this story is heading.

I guess he just had to eliminate the competition.

i wanna hear the story...lol

... that dude is hung like a horse, puts us all to shame.
i'll bet someone around here could dig up a photo of the taxi driver...

Yeah, dig him up from the grave! Shut up or put up, STD.

 

[B_theOtherJJ]

Another WASTE of time from another delusional member

 

[ZOS23xy]

8.5 millimeters.

 

[jdoe86]

:twak:
I hope STD doesn't stand for what I think it stands for...