I have the cheese.

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  1. Pecker

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    In this game you take the cheese away from the poster above you by doing something awful (or nice) to him or her.

    "I have the cheese."

    Next poster: "I push you off a cliff, now i have the cheese."

    (Please do not be mean to the cheese. It must be treated well or nobody will want to take it.)

    I'll start....

    I have the cheese.
     
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    I confuse you with a shiny object. Now I have the cheese!
     
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    we do Cock2cock and your cheese rubs off onto me.
     
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    I put a paper bag over your head- NOW I HAVE THE CHEESE!:NAUGHTY:
     
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    i seduced you and took it after you were asleeep


    now the cheese is mine!!!
     
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    I tell Buffy the Vampire Slayer that you're the Cheese Man who keeps bugging her in her dreams, and you drop the cheese while she's kicking your ass.

    Now I have the cheese (but it does not have me).

    Cheese Man - Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel
     
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    send my legion of horny undead to ravage your flesh. i steal the cheese while you cry out for Buffy the Vampire Slayer to come to your aid. Buffy is too busy whuppin' ass on Hoosier to lend assistance.

    now I have the cheese
    *does cheese victory dance*
     
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    i paid buffy to come fuck you up while i snuck around back and stole your cheese!!


    dont ask how i paid her
     
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    secretly replaced The Cheese with a replica made from C4 and soy cheese. 10 second into your escape the detonator goes off.

    Now i have the cheese. cuz i never lost the cheese.
    *master of cheese deception*
     
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    aww shit my fingers are fucked!
     
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    I gesture hypnotically and make you think you have the cheese but

    I have the cheese!
     
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    clucks like a chicken for 10 mins. Pecker's evil cheese triumphant giggle breaks hypnosis.

    types up something really random that Pecker can't resist capping with a nifty one liner. steals cheese when Pecker hits return.

    I have the cheese neener frippin' neener.
     
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    Side tracks MickeyLee with a kick ass ninja outfit and grabs the cheese and runs......Well kinda runs I hate running!

    Now I have the cheese



    Only a mater of minutes before ML takes it from me but I enjoy my 2 seconds.
     
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    *thinks about it* we should team up. two cheese defending ninjas against any one cheese thief has got to work in our favor.

    p and s: sweet ass ninja costume. ninjas of yore so completely overlooked the sparkle/distraction factor of sequins.
     
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    So very true..............



    *sneakaly passes the cheese back to ML and sits down because hes fat and tired.*
     
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    *sets up defensive perimeter* we need to recruit a bunch of hot ninja dudes. they won't really have to do much other than look good in black.
     
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    Grrrr! Now your talkin!
     
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    i say if you cant beat 'em join 'em
     
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    Hoosier, ya applying to be a hot ninja or ya wanna help us inspect the hot ninjas cadets?

    will you swear an oath of allegiance to the cheese?
     
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    If you agree we need that signature in blood...
     
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