I have the cheese.

[Pecker]

In this game you take the cheese away from the poster above you by doing something awful (or nice) to him or her.

"I have the cheese."

Next poster: "I push you off a cliff, now i have the cheese."

(Please do not be mean to the cheese. It must be treated well or nobody will want to take it.)

I'll start....

I have the cheese.

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

I confuse you with a shiny object. Now I have the cheese!

 

[B_Ilikehead]

we do Cock2cock and your cheese rubs off onto me.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I put a paper bag over your head- NOW I HAVE THE CHEESE!:NAUGHTY:

 

[hoosier05]

i seduced you and took it after you were asleeep


now the cheese is mine!!!

 

[Meniscus]

I tell Buffy the Vampire Slayer that you're the Cheese Man who keeps bugging her in her dreams, and you drop the cheese while she's kicking your ass.

Now I have the cheese (but it does not have me).

Cheese Man - Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel

 

[MickeyLee]

send my legion of horny undead to ravage your flesh. i steal the cheese while you cry out for Buffy the Vampire Slayer to come to your aid. Buffy is too busy whuppin' ass on Hoosier to lend assistance.

now I have the cheese
*does cheese victory dance*

 

[hoosier05]

i paid buffy to come fuck you up while i snuck around back and stole your cheese!!


dont ask how i paid her

 

[MickeyLee]

secretly replaced The Cheese with a replica made from C4 and soy cheese. 10 second into your escape the detonator goes off.

Now i have the cheese. cuz i never lost the cheese.
*master of cheese deception*

 

[hoosier05]

aww shit my fingers are fucked!

 

[Pecker]

I gesture hypnotically and make you think you have the cheese but

I have the cheese!

 

[MickeyLee]

clucks like a chicken for 10 mins. Pecker's evil cheese triumphant giggle breaks hypnosis.

types up something really random that Pecker can't resist capping with a nifty one liner. steals cheese when Pecker hits return.

I have the cheese neener frippin' neener.

 

[BirdinMo]

Side tracks MickeyLee with a kick ass ninja outfit and grabs the cheese and runs......Well kinda runs I hate running!

Now I have the cheese



Only a mater of minutes before ML takes it from me but I enjoy my 2 seconds.

 

[MickeyLee]

*thinks about it* we should team up. two cheese defending ninjas against any one cheese thief has got to work in our favor.

p and s: sweet ass ninja costume. ninjas of yore so completely overlooked the sparkle/distraction factor of sequins.

 

[BirdinMo]

So very true..............



*sneakaly passes the cheese back to ML and sits down because hes fat and tired.*

 

[MickeyLee]

*sets up defensive perimeter* we need to recruit a bunch of hot ninja dudes. they won't really have to do much other than look good in black.

 

[BirdinMo]

Grrrr! Now your talkin!

 

[hoosier05]

i say if you cant beat 'em join 'em

 

[MickeyLee]

Hoosier, ya applying to be a hot ninja or ya wanna help us inspect the hot ninjas cadets?

will you swear an oath of allegiance to the cheese?

 

[BirdinMo]

If you agree we need that signature in blood...