I have the cheese.

[bigboy9239]

LOL....you realize that this stuff is priceless....

Anyway..while I'm picking my nuts (along with various other body parts) up off the desert floor, I notice you two in the distance laughing at my disfigured misfortune. Haha...you ever try to sew your nuts back on? I go and get that certain spanish speaking maid from downstairs to entice with her "babaloo" dance, which fascinates you so much, you forget about YOUR GF..and you walk right over a pit I've dug just for this occasion. Your GF is mad at you...you are in a pit...and oh yes..you KNOW what I'm going to say.....IGTC!!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

eh, this is good, riot.:biggrin: Unfortunately for you, my pinay princess happens to be veerrrry forgiving over a minor misunderstanding, and helps me out of the pit. I then use my bola with curare laced into it & trap your ankles. Then I grab the cheese and we're on a plane headed back to the states, Sooooo.... you know what this means I have to, no wait WANNA say.......

I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, I-
waitaminute, *sniff, sniff* Man, this cheese is getting really funky smelling after all the people who've been handling it.

We return it to Pecker, who had it in the beginning.
Game over- at least for me.

 

[dirtyblacksummer]

I take off these ridiculous glasses and ditch the cigarette holder. Now I have the cheese, and yes it does smell quite strange.

 

[Northland]

While wrestling you to the ground in an effort to get you to post more often, I find all you own is block of overly aged cheese. I take it and head off down the road skipping and singing a happy tune, gleeful now that I have my food item for the office Christmas party.

 

[beretta8]

As a passerby, I notice a strange man with cheese singing a happy tune...well, it turns out I'm crabby this day..take off my cheesy sock and stuff his tune hole....I'm not able to quite understand why this chap has half eaten moldy cheese in the crook of his arm..but, I take it thinking it may have some kind of value....

I have the cheese!

 

[slurper_la]

From across the street, I see you attack that borish fat man and think - "I must do something about this injustice"

I spy a fruit stand a few doors away - run to an open crate, grab a large apple and hurl it at your head for a dead-on hit. Not heavy enough to cause damage the blow clearly stings and bewilders you long enough for me to come running, empty apple crate in hand, and smack you across the face knocking you to the curb....

Now I have the cheese!

(just try to take it away, I dare ya)

 

[beretta8]

I have to say that was just rude....all you had to do was ask for the damn cheese...and it's a good thing I had to save face earlier in the day cuz you really fucked this one up.....So, I put on my new face and head over to the fruit stand and order a pineapple turnover vodka delight....I invite your fine ass over for a fruit cocktail....get you tipsy and take very much advantage of your cheese...

I have the cheese!

 

[slurper_la]

hey, hey, hey that's not my cheese you're trying to take advantage of!

you want to work the bromance? i'm down but let's not make this about the friggin' cheese OK?

NOW who has the cheese muddafukkr????????? uh huh!

 

[beretta8]

I do silly....NEXT!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

hey, hey, hey that's not my cheese you're trying to take advantage of!

you want to work the bromance? i'm down but let's not make this about the friggin' cheese OK?

NOW who has the cheese muddafukkr????????? uh huh!

Oh, uh, I've decided to handle the funky smell and want my cheese back sooo-I do my road runner rip up the road, sonic boom, and light the road on fire move all in one, and tie you to a big red firecracker headed for the moon. Thus re-procuring it for me. Thanks for holding onto it.
So, with a wry new year's smile....hehehehehe, I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE.

​

I do silly....NEXT!

Oh, yeahs? Well, take a good look up above right after I gorilla glued your feet & dick to the interstate while an 18-wheeler is barrelling down on you.

 

[beretta8]

Oh, yeahs? Well, take a good look up above right after I gorilla glued your feet & dick to the interstate while an 18-wheeler is barrelling down on you.

Never realizing I like B&D until right this moment, I get real turned on and shoot a load of jizz. Turns out my jizz dissolves the cheap ass glue. The dude in the rig sees my huge hard cock and immediately pulls over with his own large woody hanging out his fly. We do what cums natural. The dude is so impressed he calls his buds on the c.b. to be on the lookout for the guy with the big basket w/cheese. In no time Chuck E. is cheeseless exept maybe for his own limpburger....

I have the cheese....and some new friends :wink:

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Never realizing I like B&D until right this moment, I get real turned on and shoot a load of jizz. Turns out my jizz dissolves the cheap ass glue. The dude in the rig sees my huge hard cock and immediately pulls over with his own large woody hanging out his fly. We do what cums natural. The dude is so impressed he calls his buds on the c.b. to be on the lookout for the guy with the big basket w/cheese. In no time Chuck E. is cheeseless exept maybe for his own limpburger....

I have the cheese....and some new friends :wink:

Unfortunately for you, I expected you to do this, so I set up a few robot stand-ins to go around the highway loaded with dummy cheeses containing the same semtex/c-4 I used before with bigboy. Only problem is- you got all three dummy cheese wheels, and I have triggered a dead man's switch on all the covers.
This creates a simultaneous explosion that leaves shockwave ripples and a 9.9 on the richter scale. As I zoom by with all three of my bursts of speed, I see you & your trucker buddies smoldering 1st have the same wil e. coyote dumbfounded explosion misfire look on their faces, then they're taking turns kicking your ass across the desert.
Sooo, once again, I HAVE THE CHEESE!!! And I think I'm gonna have me some celebratory cheeseburgers, tacos, and whatever else I can think off. uttahere:

(BTW, you must have jizz like acid; GORILLA GLUE is hardly CHEAP.)

 

[bigboy9239]

LOL bigboy is back from retirement......Chuck-o, you may have exploded those c-4 "packages" ...but you apparently didn't see that the truck was a set of doubles, and you only rigged it for the rear pup. Yes, you blew it up...but the tractor and front trailer are intact. Waiting for the driver to stop at a truck stop......I follow him...and upon seeing him leave his vehicle unattended, I open the trailer door, get the cheese. End of story, the cheese is now mine......boooo ahhhhahhha<<not quite sure how to type an EVIL LAUGH but that as close as I can get.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Unfortunately, you're still no better at recognizing a double cross now than you were then cause if you were, you'd now just see that timer beeper counting down fast on the semtex/C-4 "cheese" I planted there right after I opened the trailer and made off with the genuine object. After I see you driving off into the sunset, I expedite the detonation and use my dead man's switch on the cheddar, and create a mushroom cloud laying across a red sunset.
I rocket past you in all three of my burst of speed moves, and kick it into high gear on out of there while seeing you there once again with a stupified look on your face.

Sooooooooo, with a wry smile, you know what has to be said.
I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, AND-YOU'VE-BEEN-BLOWN-UP-ONCE-AGAI-IN, BY-OLD-CHUU-UCK!!

 

[slurper_la]

you again??????? diabolical!

I open my fly for a revealing look, you gasp, clasping your hands over your mouth to muffle a shout, dropping the cheese. With a swift move I catch the cheese mid-air and dash off into the sunset. Now I have the cheese.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Sadly for you, my fright is very temporary, and I BOS(Burst of speed)ahead of you & are waiting with both paint remover, super adhesive & roadrunner smell. As you slam into the giant gong I placed there, I spray your red/blue paint off of you & use an adhesive roller to stick you on your back onto a giant serving platter & then sprinkle the roadrunner smell on you. I purloin my ill gotten gains & go sonic boom while lighting the road on fire. And here comes old Wile E. 'bye now!uttahere:

Sooooo,i-HAVE-THECHEE-EESE, I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE

 

[bigboy9239]

Chuck-O,
You amuse me.... your puny BOS is no match for my Atomic "cyclotronico emancipar de QUESO ". (Why did I just slip into Spanish?) I realized you were trying to set me up for the double cross....I was on my P & Q's this time. That mushroom cloud you saw was because you have been hitting the "Schrooms" and are seeing things. You also forgot that THAT particular "dead-mans" switch ( Model DMS_27a, which you foolishly got from the ACME dead-mans switch company), HAS to be activated by a real dead man!! You wanted the "b", but you didn't read the instructions. Since you are still alive....in theory at least, you failed to notice me slinking up behind you. While you were so busy removing paint and spreading roadrunner smell around....I popped you upside the head, and while you were enjoying the sensation, I simply picked up the now somewhat globular yellow mass and broke camp>> See ya! Yes...you know what THAT means.....

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Oh, BB, how you do amuse me with your antics. On to business.
Fortunately, I was wearing my anti bopping headgear, & am only down for a millisecond. In that time, I've accomplished the warp/light speed BOS, which means I've overtaken you & your ill gotten gorganzola & have replaced it cunningly with the C4/semtex one, but this time I've added red prima cord that looks like red cheese string. And now I've replaced the dead man's switch with a classic rigged to the box and neckchain remote, and press the switch, thus watching you going skyward with a blazing hot tail into the ozone while the desert ripples with aftershock.
Soooooo, (you really have to guess?)I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-ESE, AND-YOU-DON'T-NOMORE!!

 

[bigboy9239]

LOL....Chuck-O, Chuck-O, Chuck-O....what am I going to do with you? As Johhny Carson would say to Ed McMahon........ OOOOO..YOU ARE "WRONGAMUNDO AGAIN, RANCID GORGANZOLA BREATH"! While it is true that you have ignited the C4....and I have been sent skyward, seemingly to my ultimate doom, I have had the foresight to wear both a bomb proof suit, as well as a parasail. I have gained so much speed going up, that when I pop that bad boy open, I come in like a dive bomber. I dive down at you at Mach 1.1, breaking both the sound barrier and your resolve, causing you to do a "boom boom" in your pants, and cower at the loud "boomy" noise you just heard. I streak past you so fast your head literally spins in place like some perverted version of the exorcist. You are in shock, my friend...and of course, that gives me an opening to do what I do best.

You..you... can't want me to say it...or can you? I gots the cheese...again...and ummm....how can i say this......you don't Chuckles, my man!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Oh, misguided, BB, you of all people should know I always wear ear protection to safeguard my cheddar. Buuuuuuuut, you should know I always think ahead even before YOU think ahead, so as you've scooped the cheese away from me, you're too busy sticking your tongue out at me to notice the brickwall I've set up, along with lasers that slice & dice your tail feathers & shave off your "bomb suit" without hitting the cheese. And up ahead, is it? Could it be? Yes! It is a tanker loaded with Nitro Glycerin that you've just now hit right after dropping my cheese. And now, dear fellow, you get to orbit Uranus whilst I make off in all FOUR BOS modes, and where I'm going not even army radar can track, but I can tell you this much- my pinay princess now adores me for retrieving the cheese as we watch you screeching across the sky flaming and screaming all the way.

:naughty: Well, I suppose I could let this one go since you're gonna be in enough pain if you land without getting a permanent case of road rash and....forget that!!!!:yup:
I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, AND-YOU'RE-ORBITING-UR-AN-USSS, AND-GOT-BAD-ROAD-RASH!!!:tongue: