I have the cheese.

[nealin]

post jumping? really? I believe the cheese belongs to musico13 right now.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

post jumping? really? I believe the cheese belongs to musico13 right now.

Belonged to him you mean,and as for post jumping, well I didnt know he was there while I was typing my post, so no admission of guilt.

TTYL. uttahere:

 

[bigboy9239]

Hello again, Chuck-O and other constipated caballeros..yours truly... the bigboy is back!! Btw, I KNOW you're all constipated...after all..we all know cheese is NOT good for the intestinal tract. I have patiently watched you shoot people with crossbows and other violent acts....but I'm different.....I introduce myself to you, get into a conversation that leads to you being horny. You ask me what I am packin'.....Soooo I show you my <um... how do I say it?> my big dick. You are so engrossed in inspecting it up close and personal, that you forget the cheese and place the head of it in your northernmost portal of passion...While you enjoy the moment getting better aquatinted with my pillar of pleasure...my beautiful sex slave "Olga" sneaks up on you and looking at the goings on, and smiles ...knowing that she has done the same thing many times and has been rewarded with the salty goodness that is my manhoods by-product......She nods her approval and picks up the cheese....and puts it in the get a way car ..which is a 4400HP General Motors SD-70aCe locomotive. I "skeet' in your mouth...and you pass out because the pressure of my orgasm has rendered you both unconscious...and deliriously content! We notch out the unit to notch-8 and get away full speed ahead!!! You try to catch us, but everyone knows....""its hard to stop a train"!! seeya b'bye now!!! IGTC

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Oh my dear fiend er, friend Bigboy, when will you ever learn that yours truly is the master of double cross as only I orchestrate it?

Ah, well.
Onto business. Well, while you & Olga were inside keeping the pigs at bay(no offense btw) I secretly sabotaged your ride with my own special blend of car stopping fuel. Then I wire my famous quadruple curare/ double poison ivy/ red pepper to your ignition. You & olga get in, hit the iggie, but sadly you're now sprayed with the booby trap, and now me & my pinay princess have raced up to your car with me using mild burst of speed and her tailgating on rollerblades. She reaches in, grabs the cheese, and snaps a few pics of both of you frozen like mannequins.

And, well, you'll need triple strength excedrin to deal with it, but, you know it will be said by yours truly, soooooooooo.....

I HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE.:tongue:

 

[L_Lynn]

I am jumping up and down with glee- my man Chuck has got the cheese!

While his eyes are glued to my barely contained bouncing assets, I shimmy up close to him, press my hips to his, slip my tongue between his teeth and reach one hand down to stroke his package.

My other hand is on the cheese.... so who has the cheese??? Oh yeah, I think that would be ME!

 

[bigboy9239]

....HA HA HA...very nice Lynn...while you bounce your "assets" in Chuckle's face....and I have to admit that they are somewhat impressive..... I have done my own conspiring with Olga to double team ol' Chuckles with you.....while his head is swimming with passion from the "double mint twins", i can just walk up an' "git er done"!!! Oh...and Chuckles.... let me clue you into something....pssstt...come over here....did you know that as of now...I GOT THE CHEESE!!!!??? BTW, can I get copies of those pics you took?

PS...an SD-70 aCe locomotive doesn't run on gasoline...and doesn't have an ignition switch, so your little tricks would not work anyway...

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

OK, then how about an old favorite- I gave you a phony cheese made of ex lax, and scooop my cheese outta your locomotive, right after I threw some c-4/semtex in the engine. It go boom, bb!

Now you're shitting your brains out, and haven't got the cheese, but I do!
As for lovely miss Lynn, well, I knew it was a double cross yet again, so no harm no foul. Looks like your plans were foiled yet again.
Well, TTYL!Me & Lynn got some cheese eating to do.:naughty::wink:uttahere:

 

[L_Lynn]

Chuck, darlin', I was merely holding the cheese for you while your hands were full of, umm, other things.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I get an ostrich feather & tickle you till you pee your pants & drop our cheese so I can hold onto it for safekeeping. The cheese is safe and in my possession again.

 

[D_Kaye Throttlebottom]

I called the Psychic Friends Network and charged 300 dollars to your bank account for guidance. Now I have the cheese

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I reversed the charges to your account, and now you're arrested for failure to make payments, and the cheese once again goes back into my possession-NYAH!!!:tongue:

 

[D_Kaye Throttlebottom]

I reversed the charges to your account, and now you're arrested for failure to make payments, and the cheese once again goes back into my possession-NYAH!!!:tongue:

I free-based the cheese to make a delicious fondue that won first prize at the local fair winning 500 dollars (just like my psychic told me too!) You did not show up to court - charges dropped. Now I have the cheese and 500 bucks

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I free-based the cheese to make a delicious fondue that won first prize at the local fair winning 500 dollars (just like my psychic told me too!) You did not show up to court - charges dropped. Now I have the cheese and 500 bucks

Well, you're gonna pay for that- in the bathroom, cuz I switched cheeses, you have the one that's made completely out of exlax, and now the fondue judges are have you thrown in jail for assault with a laxative. Now I have the cheese, and I'm gonna make me cheese burger,cheeseburger, cheeeeeeseburgers!!!

 

[bigboy9239]

My dear friend Chuck-o.....Assault with a laxative....I cant seem to find that in PA Statutes....is that Aggravated Assault....Assault with a Shitty Weapon...Hmmm I don't know....but anyway...sir... there shall be NO cheeseburgers for you....because....a few posts back..you fraudulently reversed charges to Zoe73's account...and that makes it...ummmm bank fraud? The powers that be are notified...and "yo' ass be goin' to the hoosgow"!! << pardon the spelling, but hoosegow is used sooo infrequently now a days!!

Hmm... let me see the sequence....fraud.....apprehension....Handcuffs....possible ass porking...you liking it....extended stay...no cheese..hence..no cheeseburgers....Umm....cheese unattended....me, happening to be near by...oh yes, my misguided friend...I got it I got it I got it<<<<and YOU know what it is!! Hahahahaha!!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Hello, this is your friendly neighborhood Massivepkgochuck coming to you now from the I HAVE THE CHEESE THREAD, where I just now purloined the cheese from the hands of the nefarious BigBoy.

As ever, this reporter had the experience of having his cheddar taken from him by BB. Only this time it had done him by attempting to pin frame me with fraudulent charges of taking money. But lo and behold, the agent in charge was in fact my one and only pinay princess, who learned of BB's dastardly deeds and cleared me since she knows I'm ever so innocent.

This reporter immediately then took action by employing one JOE FIXIT, aka THE GREY HULK, a former mob enforcer, now turned freelance leg breaker to subdue BB by shockwave slapping him near unconsciousness. After paying him off his usual fee, this reporter then utilized a hybrid curare dart, one of horticulture marvel, and has in the usual curare, poison ivy, and an added bonus, chinese white mustard where no antidote has been released. after watching his clothes melt off, I then used a whole roll of cellaphane shrinkwrap to almost completely mummify BB with the exception of his mouth, nose and eyes.

As I watched him stiffen, I then strapped him to a land rocket heading for a mountainside miles away armed to the teeth with already mixed binary explosives and sent him off to his doom, whilst holding my cheese once more. I then watched the sky light up with a shockwave and mushroom cloud explosion, while hearing bb screech, "CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCK!!!!"

A fitting end to a justifiable cheese pilfering, a rogue thief out of sight.

Altho it is not typical of reporters to do so, I feel the proper expression sums up this whole sordid deal;
I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE!!! AND-YOU=DIDN'T BEAT-ME, OUT-OF-RETIREMENT!!
THPPPT!!:tongue:
Reporting to you now from the I HAVE THE CHEESE THREAD, this is massivepkgo_chuck. Back to you in the studio.

 

[rubirosa]

I peel back the Foreskin and find enough for Ritz cracker.


Now I have the cheese.......but don't want the cracker!!!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

WAPONG!!!​

I just hit you on the side of your head with my frying pan gave you an ostrich egg sized lump and took back my cheese!

Now comes all five BOS and Im'a be someplace with either L_Lynn or my pinay princess wondering what to do with it.​

 

[L_Lynn]

ME! ME! Take me, Chuck!!

 

[bigboy9239]

I aint touchin' that one..Chuck-o.....

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I aint touchin' that one..Chuck-o.....

Wimp.:irked:

Your snappy comebacks always did peeter out whenever I got you good.