I have the cheese.

[bigboy9239]

actually...I was referring to L_Lynn's obviously amorous musings toward you, Chuckles.... I was tryin to help a brother out...wing man style.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Paints roadway leading into a tunnel (tunnel is just a poster of a tunnel from ACME taped to a rock face). Chuck slams into the "tunnel" and knocks himself out cold.

Gillette makes off with the cheese thinking uncle Wile E. would be so proud.

I employ Snoopy's alter ego, the world war I flying ace and his Sopwith camel to powerdive in and snatch the chiseled cheddar while I circled around and got you with a tow rope laced with curare and roar back to the tunnel. This time remembering to switch on the "Road Runner can only go through the tunnel mode". Only second after I go I disconnect the cable and watch as you hit the postered passageway and hear the resounding "GONG" sound effect.

I take off these ridiculous glasses and ditch the cigarette holder. Now I have the cheese, and yes it does smell quite strange.

WAPONG!!!
As you were sniffing the cheese to confirm the funky smell, I grabbed my cast iron skillet the size of Captain America's shield and lambasted
the back of your head, and made your eyes and teeth pop out for 20 seconds whilst I retrieved MY CHEESE.
I then took off to an unknown island in the Philippines to meet my Pinay Princess and store our cheese in our mountainside sized vault.


Well, what can I tell you;:irked: I remembered the way you two played, and how I didn't get you back for it, but I had some time, and just wasn't gonna let one more second go by without settling unfinished business.

 

[Hoss]

I employ Snoopy's alter ego, the world war I flying ace and his Sopwith camel to powerdive in and snatch the chiseled cheddar while I circled around and got you with a tow rope laced with curare and roar back to the tunnel. This time remembering to switch on the "Road Runner can only go through the tunnel mode". Only second after I go I disconnect the cable and watch as you hit the postered passageway and hear the resounding "GONG" sound effect.


WAPONG!!!
As you were sniffing the cheese to confirm the funky smell, I grabbed my cast iron skillet the size of Captain America's shield and lambasted
the back of your head, and made your eyes and teeth pop out for 20 seconds whilst I retrieved MY CHEESE.
I then took off to an unknown island in the Philippines to meet my Pinay Princess and store our cheese in our mountainside sized vault.


Well, what can I tell you;:irked: I remembered the way you two played, and how I didn't get you back for it, but I had some time, and just wasn't gonna let one more second go by without settling unfinished business.

while you talked & talked & talked about the cheese, I saw my chance and grabbed it and hauled ass taking it with me to an undisclosed place.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

while you talked & talked & talked about the cheese, I saw my chance and grabbed it and hauled ass taking it with me to an undisclosed place.

Whilst you were in bragging mode, I cleverly took out my triple curare and poison ivy darts and zapped you on the neck, thus leaving you alert but frozen like a mannequin, and then I left a decoy cheese made of semtex and c-4 AND red primacord wrapped around it. As I rip roared outta there in all of my BOS modes, I hit the remote button and made you orbit your town with a screaming tail.
SOOOOOOOOOOO
I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE!!!!:biggrin:

 

[Hoss]

Whilst you were in bragging mode, I cleverly took out my triple curare and poison ivy darts and zapped you on the neck, thus leaving you alert but frozen like a mannequin, and then I left a decoy cheese made of semtex and c-4 AND red primacord wrapped around it. As I rip roared outta there in all of my BOS modes, I hit the remote button and made you orbit your town with a screaming tail.
SOOOOOOOOOOO
I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE!!!!:biggrin:

niice try but it wasn't me, it was your best friend dressed as me still in his Halloween costume and as it registers in that silly New Jersey head what has happened, you drop the cheese and it rolls towards me. I take it and gallop away on my faithful horse.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

niice try but it wasn't me, it was your best friend dressed as me still in his Halloween costume and as it registers in that silly New Jersey head what has happened, you drop the cheese and it rolls towards me. I take it and gallop away on my faithful horse.

This time I got your horse 1st, and then I got you again, this time with concrete proof it was you.
I scoop up the cheese and spread road runner smell on you for Wile E to find, since he's soooo hungry.
I then rip roared on outta there to the philippines to my pinay lover where she and I will spend the next day or two creating wondrous cheese creations, and WHY THE FUCKING HELL AM I CONTINUING THIS WHEN AL I WANTED WAS TO GET BACK @ Gillette AND DIRTYBLACKSUMMER?!:irked:

I'm done; I never waned to continue past getting in my licks in at them.
The cheese has been used for my tacos/dip/cheeseburgers/cheese steaks sandwiches. Done, gone and in mine and pinay princess's digestive tracts.
End of story, and my participation after this.

 

[beretta8]

I went to the corner deli, purchased a pound of provolone....therefore, I have the cheese

 

[accemb]

Beretta..... I think you cut the cheese.

However, I have the mozzarella.

 

[MickeyLee]

*jumps back in time to the beginning of the thread, steals the cheese before the battle cheese royal even starts*

 

[willow78]

I wait for MickeyLee's yawning avatar to fall asleep. While the super-cute kitty is napping, I steal the cheese!

I HAVE IT NOW! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[MickeyLee]

*dreams lil kitteh dreams about lil kitteh things.... unware that the cheese is not there*
mmeeww zzrrr zrrrrr zrrrrr

*dark corner of the lil kitteh soul vows to retrieve cheese and wipe all enemies off the astral plain*

mrrrrr zzrrrrr meeeww

 

[willow78]

*dark corner of the lil kitteh soul vows to retrieve cheese and wipe all enemies off the astral plain*

mrrrrr zzrrrrr meeeww

*willow sees cute kitty*

"Well, hello there! Aren't you adorable!.....Wait....what are you doing?.....Ouch! That Was My Finger!.....Ow!.....Damn! Your teeth are sharp!.....Ouch!.....Stop biting me!.....What the hell?.....YOU'VE TORN MY ARM OFF!"

*willow lets out a blood-curdling (but still rather girly) scream*

AAAAARGH!

*willow falls silent - is he dead or just unconscious?*

*cute kitty now has cheese but also a taste for human blood! cute kitty now a FEROCIOUS TIGER! KITTY MUST BE STOPPED!*

With a blood-thirsty kitty on the loose, will the streets of LPSG be safe for the citizens of the internet to walk again?

YouTube - ABBA - Tiger

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

niice try but it wasn't me, it was your best friend dressed as me still in his Halloween costume and as it registers in that silly New Jersey head what has happened, you drop the cheese and it rolls towards me. I take it and gallop away on my faithful horse.

MMM..NO. I got my DNA scanner out and scanned you from head to toe and confirmed it was you, then shot my triple curare/red hot pepper/ and poison oak dart @ your neck, thus paralyzing you but good, got my cheese, and tossed it my pinay princess, who's now waiting for me in the chopper. I then took out my ACME hammer and pound you into the ground up to your silly cowboy ass neck like so; BAM-BAM-BAM-BAMPITY-BAM!WHOPPP!!!!
And so my Pinay princess and I are off to a remote isle in the Phillipines, and uh, not to gloat or anything but......I-HAVE-THE-C.HEE-EESE

 

[Hoss]

MMM..NO. I got my DNA scanner out and scanned you from head to toe and confirmed it was you, then shot my triple curare/red hot pepper/ and poison oak dart @ your neck, thus paralyzing you but good, got my cheese, and tossed it my pinay princess, who's now waiting for me in the chopper. I then took out my ACME hammer and pound you into the ground up to your silly cowboy ass neck like so; BAM-BAM-BAM-BAMPITY-BAM!WHOPPP!!!!
And so my Pinay princess and I are off to a remote isle in the Phillipines, and uh, not to gloat or anything but......I-HAVE-THE-C.HEE-EESE

I'm afraid that wasn't me it was my twin Hess, he is immune to poison by the way same as me, we took turns shooting it at each other when we were younger.

Hess was momentarily stunned and he pressed his life alert button which brought me racing in.
As you attempt your get away, I lasso you and leave you tied to the old oak tree. I begin to leave with the cheese but notice it has a foul odor....I give it a swift kick and race after it.

 

[fratpack]

as u were racing i simply tripped u up and now i have the cheese..........simple is best...lol

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I'm afraid that wasn't me it was my twin Hess, he is immune to poison by the way same as me, we took turns shooting it at each other when we were younger.

Hess was momentarily stunned and he pressed his life alert button which brought me racing in.
As you attempt your get away, I lasso you and leave you tied to the old oak tree. I begin to leave with the cheese but notice it has a foul odor....I give it a swift kick and race after it.

Uhhh..... NOPEROO , Oh mustachioed one, my DNA scanner once again confirmed your hermano was not present and indeed you are sporting your bruises all the time. Soooo, the old oak unfortunately for you was termite infested, altho might as well ave been tissue when I used of three BOS(Bursts Of Speed) and riproared past you simultaneously snatching the cheese and send you into such a whirlwind you buzz into the asphalt, then I spread extra sweet honey onto your noggin and attract fireants.
Now me & Pinay princess are off to enjoy OUR CHEESE- we'll be sure to send you a pic of us enjoying it....someday.

 

[paradisefalls69]

I sent my army of zombies to distract you and overtake you & Pinay princess so now I have the cheese!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I paid off a smurf to pull down and make off with your thong whilst grabbing the cheese for me & Pinay Princess.

I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE!!

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

I see the cheese sitting on Massive chuck's Peen... so I pull my boobs out and tempt him with a titty fuck... he sets the cheese aside so he can climb up the mountains of desire...
slowly I reach behind him and grab the cheese....

he doesn't care anymore.. he told me he wanted me to have the cheese.

It has been gifted to me.. so 'tis MINE, all MINE.. (mwahahahahhaah)

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

As I finished your gift to me, I employed all BOS and sped past you, grabbed the cheese outta you hands and spin you into the sand on the beach so far that the sandcrabs are starting to get mischievous with your cooter.
SOOOOOOOOOO,


I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE !
:dance: