I have the cheese.

[paradisefalls69]

I plotted with fancy and we lure mass to the bedroom to make him think he's going to get a 3 some and after we tie his hands and legs down to the bed we split the cheese and run away!

We have the cheese! We have the cheese!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

But in the bedroom, I whip out my.... shrinkwrap ,and BOS around the two of you in a cocoon that traps you two together along with two baseball bat vibrators set on JACKHAMMER in your cooters and dash on outta there.:biggrin:

SOOOOOOO,

I HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, I-HAVE- THE-CHEE-EESE

The moral of this is; Don't ever try and act cheesy and promise sex for cheese.

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

As you male a mad dash for the door, you trip over my 18" dildo in the floor. The cheese flies thru the air into my arms...while paradise, who's a master of houdini frees herself, then me. We have the cheese AND THE VIBE...

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Unfortunately, like always, I planned on you doing that so I switched cheeses with one that has an exploding polka dot die pack in it, rigged via tripwire on the front door. And the usual curare is in it as well that paralyzes you both, along with a little industrial strength cum clit oil for the two of you. I sonic boom BOS and rush out the door to my 69 dodge charger where PP is awaiting and squealing with happiness and hits the gas outta there.

I have the cheese again(Sorry, fingers hurt to much to type it in singsong again.:tongue.

 

[Hoss]

Unfortunately, like always, I planned on you doing that so I switched cheeses with one that has an exploding polka dot die pack in it, rigged via tripwire on the front door. And the usual curare is in it as well that paralyzes you both, along with a little industrial strength cum clit oil for the two of you. I sonic boom BOS and rush out the door to my 69 dodge charger where PP is awaiting and squealing with happiness and hits the gas outta there.

I have the cheese again(Sorry, fingers hurt to much to type it in singsong again.:tongue.

AS your fingers are hurting I realize this is my chance to take the cheese and run. You were unaware that I had taken the engine from your car and replaced it with several snakes that are hissing which you mistake for car sounds.

I grab the cheese and leap onto my motorboat which whisks me down river to where my submarine is waiting for me. By the time you realize the cheese is gone, I've departed for some place called Bermuda Triangle.....no matter! I have the cheese.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

AS your fingers are hurting I realize this is my chance to take the cheese and run. You were unaware that I had taken the engine from your car and replaced it with several snakes that are hissing which you mistake for car sounds.

I grab the cheese and leap onto my motorboat which whisks me down river to where my submarine is waiting for me. By the time you realize the cheese is gone, I've departed for some place called Bermuda Triangle.....no matter! I have the cheese.

As you ride off onto your boat, I called in my old pal Snoopy, aka The World War One Flying Ace and his Sopwith Camel to dive bomb you and riddle you with a new Hybrid Curare belt of non lethal bullets that immediately paralyzes you and I know its you this cause DNA scanner sez it's you. And freeze up on the boat. Snoopy then purloins my chiseled cheddar from your grubby hands and then passes it off to me when I pay him off in root beers, but not before I place the DIE HARD III liquid explosive that begins mixing just about the time you're still racing towards an old abandoned oil rig, and watch the mushroom cloud explosion as PP and I hitch a a ride from ol' Snooperoo and are dropped off in an uncharted isle in the Philippines.

The moral of this is; don't try and snake around and touch another man's cherry ride and purloin his provolone.
In short,I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE!

 

[paradisefalls69]

*goes to the supermarket and buys more cheese*

 

[paradisefalls69]

*goes and hunts massive down and finds him naked eating cheetos while watching tv with the cheese right next to him...*

*sits & waits for massive to go to the bathroom*

*when Massive got up to use the bathroom he left the cheese on the couch.... I slyly replaced the cheese on the couch with the store bought cheese and snuck out like a ninja*

*peels out in my batmobile to go hide out in the batcave, which no one knows where its at except dear old Alfred who never leaves the batcave!*

*grins wickedly knowing I have the cheese!*

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

while you were gone to get the cheese, I clubbed Alfred, tied him up and put him in the closet.. As a master of disguise, you never noticed that I wasn't the real Alfred. I am very very good~~~ You trust poor Alfred way too much

You gave him the cheese with instructions to place in your BATSAFE immediately,

I took the cheese and jumped out of my Alfred costume into the CatWoman and got on my CatCycle and zipped into the Mountains of Iraq. Hiding in those mountains, I'll never be found and I can have the object of my obsession....

I HAVE THE CHEESE AND YOU CAN'T GET IT~~~ :nana:

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

As you zip by on your cat cycle, I shoot out the tires, BOS in and replace it with an EX LAX and sleep potion one, and light out of there to my private jet, where pinay princess is jumping up & down, clapping her hands for me. We then rocket off to an unknown isle in the Philippines completely surrounded by jungle.

Soooooooooo,
:dancein singsong) I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, I-HAVE-THE-CHEESE-AGAIN, AND-IT'S-ALL-MII-INE!!

 

[Hoss]

As you zip by on your cat cycle, I shoot out the tires, BOS in and replace it with an EX LAX and sleep potion one, and light out of there to my private jet, where pinay princess is jumping up & down, clapping her hands for me. We then rocket off to an unknown isle in the Philippines completely surrounded by jungle.

Soooooooooo,
:dancein singsong) I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, I-HAVE-THE-CHEESE-AGAIN, AND-IT'S-ALL-MII-INE!!

Your plan goes bad as the New Jersey governor smells the cheese and tackles you to the ground and starts to get a strange look in his eyes. To rescue you from certain doom I grab the cheese from you because you're paralyzed with fear now that the governor has shown his teeth and is growling....

I leave rapidly heading to the airport where my private jet is awaiting me, ready to take me wherever I decide. As the plane soars into the sky I see you've been placed on a giant cheese grater....

I would care, but I have the cheese and you don't so ha ha ha.

 

[B_Nicodemous]

Angry alien hairless cats, from the dwarf planet Pluto catch your plane in a tractor beam. They are most upset over their planets demotion to "dwarf" and, for reasons unknown to me, think YOU have something to do with that (perhaps it was the false radio broadcast that I sent out ages ago that said just that, Bwahahahahahaha)

Cruising by in my hover car, I convince them that i can re-establish the title of "planet" sans "dwarf" to them if they give me the cheese. They do so, but keep you as a bargaining chip, should I renege on the deal. I tell you that they will sometimes make deals with prisoners.

I chuckle evil as i blast off with the cheese, leaving you to be probed mercilessly by alien cat toys. Hope you can speak Gkjdhksf, as they won't deal with anyone who can't.

I have the cheese!

 

[chicagosam]

I load up Fanny the Flatulent Two Ton Female Fartist with burritos and beans and aim her ample derriere at those who would hoard the cheese shortly before she is ready to resound her deadly gas loudly, violently, and profusely.

As she takes aim and "cuts the cheese", I take the cheese.

I have the cheese!

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

and you forgot to put on your gas mask... but I saw it coming. I saw her eating all those burritos and knew the deadly gas would be released shortly. With my mask securely in place I catch the cheese before it hits the ground as you pass out from your own plan. OOOOh to forget the details.....

NOW LOOK WHO'S GOT THE CHEESE............ MOI!

 

[bigboy9239]

Oh contrere mon cheri, ......what you didn't realize is the mask you bought at Walmart is a cheapo chinese knockoff of an official US gubment <note spelling......unit. Which of course, I have from my days in the Marines.....Now since your ultimate collapse results from asphyxiation, this gives me the opportunity to abscond with said cheese.... Seeya!!

Umm...I have the cheese...>wink<

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Your plan goes bad as the New Jersey governor smells the cheese and tackles you to the ground and starts to get a strange look in his eyes. To rescue you from certain doom I grab the cheese from you because you're paralyzed with fear now that the governor has shown his teeth and is growling....

I leave rapidly heading to the airport where my private jet is awaiting me, ready to take me wherever I decide. As the plane soars into the sky I see you've been placed on a giant cheese grater....

I would care, but I have the cheese and you don't so ha ha ha.

Brilliant atempt, tho hardly feasible. Unfortunately, like all fat ass politicians, he ran out of breath tackling me, and his supposed scare is only how yellow his teeth are.

I BOS offa him and spin him into the ground like a corkscrew, then triple BOS past you to the airport where more time I BOS past the engine, slicing it off whilst you were in mid flight of a 1,,000 ft grab MY CHEESE, replace it with a capsicum/poison ivy and laxative filled one, and leap to the safety of my old pal Snoopy and his Sopwith Camel, but not before replacing your parachute pack with one that's filled with Wile E Coyote's Failed one The one with camping equipment(I bought it one Ebay, just for you!:biggrin::naughty

And watch you fall to the ground , doing your version of Wile E falling from a great height and leaving a dust ring as you hit, but create a crater cause the replacement cheese was also loaded with Nitro glycerin.
Snoopy then drops me off to my PP and my own 747 where we rocket off to another Isle in the Philippines.


SOOOOOOOOOOOOO, (In sing song) I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, AND YOU DO-OON'T.

 

[beretta8]

the only cheese you have is cock cheese....sooo ....while you are finally washing it thoroughly....I grab the REAL cheese and take off for Mexico on TWA....so don't even trying to find me where they have those donkeys........btw...they lOVE cheese....

 

[rawrrawr]

Hey could you help me carry these gold bars?

Let me help you with that.... Now I HAVE THE CHEESE!

 

[bigboy9239]

So Chuckles...my old cheese nemesis...you have returned from the fetid abyss I banished you to, oh so long ago. Now I must deal with your limburger breath and inept gaming skills once again....drat drat and double drat! Shall I never be rid of your rancid dentures and parmesan colored teeth? Your friend Snoopie, being a dog....wants to chase pussy...and I provide him with the ultimate pussy ... while he's trying to maintain an erection, with you watching with your mouth open, and waiting your turn, I calmly pick up the cheese and I'm up and out!!! Yes of course you know what this means, my camel breathed fiend...I believe, why yes, I do have the cheese!~

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

hHello, there, BB, this is your friendly neighborhood Cheese nabber, once again alert and already have repossessed MY CHEESE, for, you see my old Buddy Snoopy has more of an interest in the FEMALE beagle in the neighborhood, and as such doesnt have a problem cause he sticks within his own species.

Onto business; I Burst Of Speed past, you replace MY CHEESE with a semtex and curare one while cleverly shrink wrapping you from head to toe with GORILLA GLUE so you'll be ripping part of your skin off when I send the 18 wheeler down the interstate and then, is it? Could it be? Yes!! Jusst for li'l old you, I've given you a triple threat; A gas tanker, a nitro glycerin case, and a purple bank die pack so you'll hit it and go sailing over the Aurora Borealis and into the ocean only to have the penguins peck at you after you hit the herring pit.

So, Mutt mouth, me & my Pinay Princess are off once again to another unknown isle in the Philippines to enjoy OUR CHEESE. And I know you don't wanna but.....I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE.