I have the cheese.

[MickeyLee]

*spies long neglected cheese*
*approaches all stealth-fully and nonchalant like*
*peeps over top of cheese... looks left, looks right*
*nabs*

*flees into the night*
i have the cheese!!!
and it's super old cheese, so, like, everyone is gonna want it.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Every now and then, me and the wife have a cheese and wine party.

I get my cheesy knob out and she whines about having to suck it.

 

[fratpack]

i have the cheese and its not located under my foreskin

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

*spies long neglected cheese*
*approaches all stealth-fully and nonchalant like*
*peeps over top of cheese... looks left, looks right*
*nabs*

*flees into the night*
i have the cheese!!!
and it's super old cheese, so, like, everyone is gonna want it.

As you flee into the night, you are instantly stopped by a pain in the butt curare dart by yours truly, only this time it's got poison ivy in it as well, so you'll be frozen and have an itch you wanna scratch but can't.
And I BOS out of there with it tucked under my arm to my Private Chopper where Pinay Princess is waiting gleefully.

In other words, I-HAVE-THE-CHEEE-EESE, I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, AND-YOU-HAVE-AN-ITCH-YOU-CAN'T-SCRATCH!!

 

[185248]

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[bigboy9239]

I'm Baaacckk....Cheese stealers.....or should I say amateur cheese stealers...please leave this to the professionals.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Sure will! Pity you won't be after being strapped to and riding that land rocket towards that tanker filled with nitro glycerin.

 

[MickeyLee]

*while PKG and BBoy fight it out for props of Cheese Thief dominance.. quietly steals the cheese out from under them both*

*skips away grateful for the calamine reversal dart*

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I use sonic boom BOS and rip roar past you and snatch the cheese out of your hands so fast you spin into the ground like a top up to your neck. And quickly make my way to my private chopper and rendezvous with PP.

 

[MickeyLee]

boy, that escalated quickly.. *wiggles.. twists...inch-worms way out of hole*
*emerges dizzy and vengeance minded*
i will reclaim the cheese!!

 

[fratpack]

you're all too busy making schemes and plotting this and that, i just walked right up to the table and took off with it.

 

[MickeyLee]

*tackles Mr. Frat before he makes the door... titty twisters his nips into submission*
*grabs the cheese... sprints for the door.... and higher ground*

 

[bigboy9239]

Oh., come on, fratpack....is he that gullible? uh...wait.... yes he is......jeez... that was NOT good. but you are walking away in the Neverhood..home of all kinds of nasties...Including MickyLee, I, having heard of the theft on the radio, roll up on you and proceed to bend you over the hood of my RPC. While Patting you down for weapons, I find the cheese and keep it as evidence. You....in jail for theft....me in possession of the cheesy goodness. Case closed!

 

[fratpack]

*tackles Mr. Frat before he makes the door... titty twisters his nips into submission*
*grabs the cheese... sprints for the door.... and higher ground*

anyone who twists my nips knows i love it, so you can have the cheese, just keep twisting

 

[MickeyLee]

*giggles when both Mr. Frat and Mr. BBoy fall for the decoy cheese*
*still has the cheese*
teehee


eta: :biglaugh:
*one last nip-nurk to Mr. Frat before leaving with the cheese*
*swaggers down the road, tossing cheese in the air*
i so own this cheese :tongue1:

 

[bigboy9239]

You sir, so sooooo easy... you whore!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

*giggles when both Mr. Frat and Mr. BBoy fall for the decoy cheese*
*still has the cheese*
teehee


eta: :biglaugh:
*one last nip-nurk to Mr. Frat before leaving with the cheese*
*swaggers down the road, tossing cheese in the air*
i so own this cheese :tongue1:

As you toss the cheese up, I BOS over a carefully planted ramp & pluck it from the sky and rip roar down the interstate to my hot air balloon where PP is gleefully waiting.
In other words; I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE!

 

[bigboy9239]

>Loud buzzer sound<< coupled with sad trombone...waaaa wwwaaaa wwaa waaa..

wrong-a-mundo rancid cheesy breath. Hot air balloons are not fast...not as fast as my Cessna equipped with harpoons....Down ya go...and in the wreckage...MY cheese!

I GOTS da cheeze.....Broham!

 

[jojolongdong]

I approached you holding up a large chocolate egg in coloured foil, catching your attention with it I then gesture that I'm going to throw it to you.
I launched it high in the air towards you. You have to make a snap decision, I watch as you focus on the egg and catching it at the very last second - dropping the cheese into my waiting hands.
I have the cheese.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

>Loud buzzer sound<< coupled with sad trombone...waaaa wwwaaaa wwaa waaa..

wrong-a-mundo rancid cheesy breath. Hot air balloons are not fast...not as fast as my Cessna equipped with harpoons....Down ya go...and in the wreckage...MY cheese!

I GOTS da cheeze.....Broham!

All this time, and you still don't know who orchestrates DOUBLE CROSS
better than me. Well, you gots a refresher course dontcha Clyde? For, you see I had planted a double with laser guided missiles to zap your scrawny little Cessna. While PP and I are at the private airstrip boarding MY PRIVATE JET which I obsconded from Hoss who did from ME.

I approached you holding up a large chocolate egg in coloured foil, catching your attention with it I then gesture that I'm going to throw it to you.
I launched it high in the air towards you. You have to make a snap decision, I watch as you focus on the egg and catching it at the very last second - dropping the cheese into my waiting hands.
I have the cheese.

Unfortunately for you, I used my PRIVATE JET to power dive in a snatch it up just before i dropped another egg filled to the brim with fire ants.

SOOOOOO- I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE!!!!