I have the cheese.

[bigboy9239]

HA! Theres no fire ants in NJ....and theres no cheese in your future, sad little man...

But as Karnak the amazing says.....you win Bigboy!! I see many pounds of cheese., in your future...and much constipation......

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

"HA!!" yourself, pissant; i had them imported. And that super laxative i planted in the dummy cheese wheel should make you feel like a shit machine for the next yr.
Meanwhile I still possess my cheese.

 

[185248]

With the hidden microphone in the cheese, vibze is able to listen in on all the wannabe cheese nickers hysterical mumblings...finding out their hidden weaknesses. Plants box of vintage porno magazines, fleshlight, lube and blow up doll in chucks path...Chuck spies the box, looks at the cheese, the box, the cheese, the box. He drops the cheese. To easy....

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Vibe-zie my boy, if anything you should learn from BB, it's I'm the maestro of double cross. For you see, that eaves dropping cheddar also happens to be a dummy cheese that contain a laxative that'll drain you of anything you've had for the last 24 hrs and keep going for another 24 for good measure.
While you're gnoshing on it, me & PP are viewing it from the cacti cam adjacent to you as you "Fertilize" the next cacti as we take off for an unchartered isle in the Philippines.
I have the cheese.

 

[MickeyLee]

*throws boomerang... hits cheese.... cheese sticks... boomerang returns*
i have the cheese.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Hurtles ball of webbing at ML, trapping her on the wall with MY CHEESE sticking out on her hand. Plucks cheese out of her hand, and is off again.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I was told by Dr Srdude007 top Surgeon has admitted that the hardest part of a sex change operation
is making the cheese taste like fish.

 

[bigboy9239]

Chuck would know...>wink<.But I digress....
Chuck and his webbing...and I thought it was only his hands and feet.....I drop an iTunes player at his door, he hears Kool and the Gang and is mesmerized, leaves the door to his flat open, allowing me to RReeaacchh in and get the cheese.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Chuck would know...>wink<.But I digress....
Chuck and his webbing...and I thought it was only his hands and feet.....I drop an iTunes player at his door, he hears Kool and the Gang and is mesmerized, leaves the door to his flat open, allowing me to RReeaacchh in and get the cheese.

You never learn who can orchestrate double cross like me, now do you?
Buuuuuuuut, since i only like Kool & the Gang for celebratory purposes, my mesmerization is only a millisecond, just enough time for me to switch cheeses
on you and watch it explode into a purple and polka dot dye pack with a just a hint of curare and poison ivy right after I get a video and upload it ontyo youtube.
Meanwhile me & pinay princess are gonna hide in an unknown island in the philippines and chow down.
In other words, once again; I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE.

 

[185248]

'How much cheese would a cheesechuck chuck, if a cheesechuck could chuck cheese? As much cheese as a cheesechuck would, if a cheesechuck could chuck cheese.'

The cheesechuck while reading this ditty pinned to the cheese had not realised he had strayed onto a busy highway. The poor little fellow did not feel a
thing when the eighteen wheeler turned cheesechuck into a cheeseslice. The moldy lump of yellow gold cheese he was holding, rolled to the side of the
road to be picked up by a tall dark mysterious stranger wearing a Kiss disguise.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Well, since you never read my last post, let's elucidate it for you; I already had my Pinay Princess hold onto the real one whilst I went down the road with the dummy cheese wheel, which had a laxative in it. KISS, huh? You'll be rocking and rolling all right in the toilet.

 

[185248]

Cheesechuck lay squished upon the highway in the hot sun, his life melting away. Just before the cool darkness closed in to claim him, he saw his Pinay Princess take hold of the strangers hand...she looked back at chuck..and laughed. For he should have guessed...Pinay Princesses are Queens when it comes to the triplecross.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Cheesechuck lay squished upon the highway in the hot sun, his life melting away. Just before the cool darkness closed in to claim him, he saw his Pinay Princess take hold of the strangers hand...she looked back at chuck..and laughed. For he should have guessed...Pinay Princesses are Queens when it comes to the triplecross.

Oh, I don't think so there, Vibes; FOR- you see only the person who brought Pinay princess into this thread decides what she does and doesn't, and that happens to be ME;:naughty: And i instructed her to specifically make you think she was switching over, when the only thing she switched was cheeses
OUR REAL ONE, and yours filled with FIRE ANTS, which means you just cut open a cheese filled wit maddened fire ants.
And so Pinay Princess and I have gotten you with a very big double cross, and now I think we'll head over to a remote Hawaiian isle somewhere and begin to enjoy OUR CHEESE.

 

[185248]

Ya haf ta get imaginative chuck....something like..."Unbeknown to vibezz and his accomplice.... chucks one time Pinay Princess, cheesechuck posessed special recuperative powers similar to those of the second terminator in Terminator 2. Where he roconstituted himself from the melted mess he had become upon the highway. With a terrible and evil plot of vengance in mind to reflog the cheese from those evil bastards who had taken it from him"

 

[bigboy9239]

Hey, uh guys...have you seen this cheese? It all fucked up....yeesh...

 

[185248]

To many holes? Swiss cheese? Why do the Swiss insist on having so many holes in their cheese? Took them a fucking long time

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Ya haf ta get imaginative chuck....something like..."Unbeknown to vibezz and his accomplice.... chucks one time Pinay Princess, cheesechuck posessed special recuperative powers similar to those of the second terminator in Terminator 2. Where he roconstituted himself from the melted mess he had become upon the highway. With a terrible and evil plot of vengance in mind to reflog the cheese from those evil bastards who had taken it from him"

Oh, terribly sorry there, Vibezie; BECAUSE... Pinay Princess is now and continue to be mine and me hers......forever.:irked: And like I said a post before, I brought her here, I control what she does and doesn't do, not you; NEVER YOU.
But uh, I'll still keep the cheese in my wall safe for the time being.

 

[rickygNOLA]

i don't have the cheese. however, i do believe someone cut the cheese.

 

[bigboy9239]

That's what that smell is?

 

[185248]

Oh, terribly sorry there, Vibezie; BECAUSE... Pinay Princess is now and continue to be mine and me hers......forever.:irked: And like I said a post before, I brought her here, I control what she does and doesn't do, not you; NEVER YOU.
But uh, I'll still keep the cheese in my wall safe for the time being.

Cheesechuck needed Pinay Princess to untangle the knots that kept developing in his knickers, it seemed that he had become reliant upon her doing this as he could no longer do it himself, if she was not there to do the untangling chuck would slowly die a terrible death from knotted knickers.

Thinking the cheese would be safe in his wall safe, chuck did not realise that the wall the wall safe was installed in was not safe. The wall not being safe, with the addition of the heavy lump of cheese in the wall safe, the unsafe wall with the wall safe toppled outward into the street.

Unbeknown to cheesechuck, vibezz had placed hungry termites in chucks wall safe wall, to cause the wall to become unsafe leading to the wall and the safe to topple. Vibezz picks up the safe and strolls away, chuck is unable to give chase as his knickers he has on have become so knotted, his Pinay Princess is finding them difficult to unknot.