I have the cheese.

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Cheesechuck needed Pinay Princess to untangle the knots that kept developing in his knickers, it seemed that he had become reliant upon her doing this as he could no longer do it himself, if she was not there to do the untangling chuck would slowly die a terrible death from knotted knickers.

Thinking the cheese would be safe in his wall safe, chuck did not realise that the wall the wall safe was installed in was not safe. The wall not being safe, with the addition of the heavy lump of cheese in the wall safe, the unsafe wall with the wall safe toppled outward into the street.

Unbeknown to cheesechuck, vibezz had placed hungry termites in chucks wall safe wall, to cause the wall to become unsafe leading to the wall and the safe to topple. Vibezz picks up the safe and strolls away, chuck is unable to give chase as his knickers he has on have become so knotted, his Pinay Princess is finding them difficult to unknot.

Brilliant attempt, tho hardly feasible; FOR- you see, the walls where my safe was/still IS was constructed with thick cement blocks and military grade cement. But the cheese you think you have is actually a magnificent copy that's rigged to go off after a 1,000 yards past my wall safe, filled with curare fumes, red fire ants and poison ivy. and it also happens to be a hybrid curare too, which means yours truly would know the antidote.
Well, TTYL; me & PP are off to another remote island.
I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, AND-YOU-DO-ONT!!!

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

You know your cock smells bad when you can't get a blow job at a cheese convention

 

[fratpack]

i've been away for a week and figured that the cheese is just one big ole stanky mess, so i brought some new cheese and its all mine!

 

[bigboy9239]

May I have a slice please?

 

[fratpack]

well since you asked so nicely, sure

 

[bigboy9239]

Thank you....Its good NEW cheese!

would you like some?

 

[fratpack]

if your serving it, i'll def have some!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Thank you....Its good NEW cheese!

would you like some?

Thanks, but I'll take the whole thing; you can have the ex lax/ die pack I switched it for.

if your serving it, i'll def have some!

**BURP!!** Oh, sorry, yes it WAS DELICIOUS, and makes a terrific aphrodisiac
for me & Pinay Princess. Here's a few more bucks to get another one.**BURP**
Well, TTYL, Me & PP are off for a romp!!!:wink::naughty:

 

[fratpack]

ha, well while you're romping with PP, i'm grabbing the cheese

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Thanks, but I'll take the whole thing; you can have the ex lax/ die pack I switched it for.


**BURP!!** Oh, sorry, yes it WAS DELICIOUS, and makes a terrific aphrodisiac
for me & Pinay Princess. Here's a few more bucks to get another one.**BURP**
Well, TTYL, Me & PP are off for a romp!!!:wink::naughty:

ha, well while you're romping with PP, i'm grabbing the cheese

Oh, I don't think so Clyde; For, you see, if you had read my ENTIRE LAST POST, you'd see that I consumed the entire cheese, and you guys hadda buy some more.

 

[fratpack]

ooops, runs out quickly to store, buys huge wheel of cheese and hides it away

 

[bigboy9239]

Pssstt...Fratty...you got some...ummm..Cheeze???

 

[fratpack]

hehe, have all you want, just don't let Chuck know

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

Did someone say "cheese" :biggrin: ???

 

[fratpack]

Did someone say "cheese" :biggrin: ???

sure did! want some.....all yours

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Pssstt...Fratty...you got some...ummm..Cheeze???

Sure! He knows how to act cheesy when there's cheddar around!

hehe, have all you want, just don't let Chuck know

Thanks for letting me know!

Did someone say "cheese" :biggrin: ???

More than likely, let's see some "cheesecake" there, FP!

sure did! want some.....all yours

**BOOMS IN, using all three Bursts Of Speed mods and snatches up the cheese and drops a pinata cheese with itching powder in it. Instantly, you all are scratching at my snatching.
In other words......*Drumroll* I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, I HAVE THE CHEE-EESE!

 

[bigboy9239]

No No No, my boy....while you're grabbin those grubby paws on the concrete block painted yellow with black sports on it, Fratty, Fancy pants, and myself are sitting back enjoying the real cheese (aged to fine perfection) on my veranda...sippin' wine and fealin' fine!

WE got the cheese...but you can have some if you behave....but only if you behave.

 

[fratpack]

Chuck is our very own CheeseMonster lol

id give him some cheese, dont want to get on the wrong side of him

 

[bigboy9239]

One thing I've learned about the "streets".....You must resist evil at all costs...LOL

Therefore, I stand by my post!

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

someone offered me cheese and then ran away with it.... :cry: