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OK, so I took a look at the cheese & threw it away WHEN I saw mold & bought another one. I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, I-HAVE-THE-CHEESE.

Buster took the old moldy cheese, and your new one to add to his smegma collection, now he has the cheese.
 

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Buster took the old moldy cheese, and your new one to add to his smegma collection, now he has the cheese.
Brilliant attempt tho hardly feasible- you see, that wasn't even me; it was your childhood friend still dressed in HIS Marde Gras outfit you loaned him last year, and I still have the cheese.
 
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Evilangel69 favourite snack is cheese strings. But it hurts Bangbro when Evilangel69 picks them off his cock.!!! LOL

Due to a comment I dont entirely understand on my page, fuck the stupid cheese.

Seriously I dont get this site sometimes. Im just here for fun, if anyone takes anything I say in a forum about jokes to heart then you got problems. Anyways peace out, leave me out of any koolaid and cracker HS shiz drama.
 
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Due to a comment I dont entirely understand on my page, fuck the stupid cheese.

Seriously I dont get this site sometimes. Im just here for fun, if anyone takes anything I say in a forum about jokes to heart then you got problems. Anyways peace out, leave me out of any koolaid and cracker HS shiz drama.

I don't get it sometimes either, or myself...:) Then I think it's the world and everything innit. Take a bit of dumb bum, add a bit of twiddle dee...... :) Blue Mink Melting Pot 1970 YouTube - YouTube

PS...I have noticed the mice are becoming smarter. They no longer fall for the old time trap, I think they are learning :) Evoloution?

Oh, cheese, smile.
 
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I don't get it sometimes either, or myself...:) Then I think it's the world and everything innit. Take a bit of dumb bum, add a bit of twiddle dee...... :) Blue Mink Melting Pot 1970 YouTube - YouTube

PS...I have noticed the mice are becoming smarter. They no longer fall for the old time trap, I think they are learning :) Evoloution?

Oh, cheese, smile.
I'm sorry to have to report that you took a phony cheese off of my lookalike cousin, "Chick"(No, really, outside here I actually do have a male cousin who looks like me.), who-shares my interest in maintaining the real cheese with me & my Pinay Princess. What I let you have was magnificent phony cheese from the A&P with liquid Poison Oak in it, along with a default enzyme that'll render you ever so susceptible to it on the off chance you are immune.
Well, TTYL, me & PP are off to another island in the Philippines where we're gonna make the biggest pot of Mac & cheese.
 

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YOINK!

Sorry Chuck you no longer have the cheese as I have grabbed it while wearing my magnificent invisibility suit.
As you stand there with a confused look on your face I am escaping in my new spaceship which was bequeathed to me just hours ago. By the time you figure what happened you will be a very very old old really old man.
 

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the war fromage begins a new!
*not to be confused with the war frotage... totally separate war... completely different fighting style*

*launches a volley of cheese seeking arrows.. striking cheese dead center... pinning it to the wall*

*ninja flip, ninja roll, ninja pose*

*snatches cheese.. heads to secret hide out*
 
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You pass by Jensen Ackles walking his dog through the park on the way to your hideout.....screeeeeeeech... drops jaw, tongue out, eyes roll back, drops cheese, passes out... in ninja style of-course.

Cheese rolls down the hill, across the road, through the traffic and into my doorway.
 

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YOINK!

Sorry Chuck you no longer have the cheese as I have grabbed it while wearing my magnificent invisibility suit.
As you stand there with a confused look on your face I am escaping in my new spaceship which was bequeathed to me just hours ago. By the time you figure what happened you will be a very very old old really old man.
MMM.... NO. I had my invisibility detector trained right on you and made sure you were slipped the laughing gas filled one.
the war fromage begins a new!
*not to be confused with the war frotage... totally separate war... completely different fighting style*

*launches a volley of cheese seeking arrows.. striking cheese dead center... pinning it to the wall*

*ninja flip, ninja roll, ninja pose*

*snatches cheese.. heads to secret hide out*
Psst! remember what happened the last time? Well here we go again; I BOS past your arrows & snatch the cheese out of your hands and simulltaneously spin you into the ground up to your neck again.
You pass by Jensen Ackles walking his dog through the park on the way to your hideout.....screeeeeeeech... drops jaw, tongue out, eyes roll back, drops cheese, passes out... in ninja style of-course.

Cheese rolls down the hill, across the road, through the traffic and into my doorway.
But I was waiting hanging over your doorway and plucked it out of your hands again and slipped it to my Pinay Princess who has our powerchutes warmed up and ready to go supersonic to our island in the Philippines.
I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, I-HAVE-THE-CHEESE-AGAIN, AND-YOU-OU-DO-ON'T!!!:nana:
 

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realizing in a monumental moment of insight that MickeyLee had neither Dean Winchester (a.k.a. Jensen Ackles) but actually his stand in for running lines, Danny Devito:eek:, I noticed that she had also neglected to notice that Devito had snatched the cheese from Chuck as he admired his oozing zit in a reflection on a store window.

So I did what I had to and grabbed the cheese which is now perfectly aged and ran off completely undetected to my cheese protection compound on the outskirts of a nearby town.
 

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realizing in a monumental moment of insight that MickeyLee had neither Dean Winchester (a.k.a. Jensen Ackles) but actually his stand in for running lines, Danny Devito:eek:, I noticed that she had also neglected to notice that Devito had snatched the cheese from Chuck as he admired his oozing zit in a reflection on a store window.

So I did what I had to and grabbed the cheese which is now perfectly aged and ran off completely undetected to my cheese protection compound on the outskirts of a nearby town.
Sorry, oh, mustachioed one; after gulping down a five hour energy drink to help me revitalize myself for just this time, I BOS past your HORSEY CHUBBS, snatched the cheese outta your hands and simultaneously spun the both of you into the ground up to your necks and left road runner entrails for Wile E Coyote to find on you. In short, (Well, you know) I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE!!
And me PP are now gonna hide in the states in my luxurious tropical mountain estate.' Buh-byeee!!!!
 

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I'm afraid that wasn't me it was my twin Hess, he is immune to poison by the way same as me, we took turns shooting it at each other when we were younger.Hess was momentarily stunned and he pressed his life alert button which brought me racing in. .
I'm sorry to have to inform you, that I've just spoken with your clinical psychiatrist from a long time ago, who-has informed me that you suffer from Dissociative Personality Disorder since childhood. Which means-that your parents misled you into thinking you had a twin, when in fact it was all the time just you.

There, there, **Pats back** I know, I know, it's a reality you've needed to face up to for the longest time, and while you're doing that, I'll just slip that precious provolone outa your hands and hand it off to my lovely Pinay Princess/assistant whilst you began your "Ride the lightning" level shock therapy.


In short, I-have-the-chee-eese!!!!
 

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Pays for a lap dance for MC from a stripper with boobies so bodacious he must hand me the cheese so he can handle them. Therefore, I now have the cheese.
 

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**Sneaks up behind Fluffy ANd tickles her titties so much she drops the cheese into my hands** Then I BOS Lightspeed on outta here. I still have the cheese.
after careful review, it turns out that you have only a Suzy Homemaker Magic Grocery Store cheese,which is made of styrofoam and painted orangey-yellow.

While you chew on that I notice the real chesee and grab it and snap my fingers and am transported 500thousand lightyear away, the cheese is now mine,mine, ALL MINE!
 

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after careful review, it turns out that you have only a Suzy Homemaker Magic Grocery Store cheese,which is made of styrofoam and painted orangey-yellow.


I hit the kill button on your lightyear device, and it conks out midflight, dropping you into a pile f moldy hay.I burst of speed supersonic into lightspeed past you replacing the cheese with a semtex one filled with curare and capsicum while watching you spin through the hard asphalt head first, leaving your fat ass sticking out wriggling.
I make my way to my private airport where Pinay Princess is jumping up & down, cheering and squealing at my victory
as we board my 747 to my exclusive mountain fortress resort.
SOOOOOOOOOO, I-HAVE-THE-CHEEE-EEESE, I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE!!!