I have the cheese.

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You like explosive cheeses eh, /Big Boy, ? Well, you'll LOVE this one. Semtex, DIE HARD 3 explosive, and IMPORTED small scorpions in a nice phony cheese for you.
And now me & pinay princess are off to my mountain estate to enjoy the real cheese.
Buh-byeeee!!!

 

[Hoss]

Pouvre Pouvre Chuck.....

your so called mountain estate is actually a wooden shack on stilts deep in the New Jersey Meadowlands which even as you approach sinks into swampy ground.

As you stare in shock, I approach and whisk away the cheese and head west to my new ranch in the hills of Nevada which is secluded and surrounded by a triple thick security perimeter!

The cheese is now mine!

 

[bigboy9239]

Au contrary...stopped at the border....while you're distracted once again...bingo!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Pouvre Pouvre Chuck.....

your so called mountain estate is actually a wooden shack on stilts deep in the New Jersey Meadowlands which even as you approach sinks into swampy ground.

As you stare in shock, I approach and whisk away the cheese and head west to my new ranch in the hills of Nevada which is secluded and surrounded by a triple thick security perimeter!

The cheese is now mine!

Oh, no you don't fatboy!!!NOPE. I switched my cheese with yours from my luxurious gated mountain estate with a toxic barrium and capsicum pop rocks center. Me & Pinay princess roll by your Tonka toy truck on I-95 as we head to Florida and my fabulous oceanside manor in Orlando. Your silly little ranch is only the storage space behind the ACE hardware store in Reno with tinfoil for a security gate.
I have the cheese.

 

[bigboy9239]

No...you are headed to northern Florida with a guy named Orlando.....who has a nervous tick....and one eye bigger than the other (the better to see you with)....the cheese is....you know >wink<

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

One time I worked in Subway and a Greek girl came in and said, 'Do you have any Feta cheese?'

I replied, 'I'm quite into gimp masks and fisting.'

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Pouvre Pouvre Chuck.....

your so called mountain estate is actually a wooden shack on stilts deep in the New Jersey Meadowlands which even as you approach sinks into swampy ground.

As you stare in shock, I approach and whisk away the cheese and head west to my new ranch in the hills of Nevada which is secluded and surrounded by a triple thick security perimeter!

The cheese is now mine!

LOLZ

 

[bigboy9239]

Not sure what that means, but OK...I know what this means...the cheese..its mine, mine, I tell you!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Not sure what that means, but OK...I know what this means...the cheese..its mine, mine, I tell you!

Too bad I preset the phony cheese right by you, laced with tiny little scorpions and curare.
I have the cheese

 

[bigboy9239]

Those were remote control scorpions that sting you... when you get close to my cheese...once again, I say it mine!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Those were remote control scorpions that sting you... when you get close to my cheese...once again, I say it mine!

You know my feelings about my creations here, and I say they weren't controlled, but instinctively went after the person who cut into the phony cheese, namely vous.
I STILL HAVE THE CHEESE.

 

[Hoss]

You know my feelings about my creations here, and I say they weren't controlled, but instinctively went after the person who cut into the phony cheese, namely vous.
I STILL HAVE THE CHEESE.

while it seems you have the cheese the truth is you have a sample of a government experiment gone bad. Sure enough it looks like cheese and even smells a little like Limburger cheese....which is the residue of burgers made of limbs......it is really just a huge chunk of tofu with nuclear contaminants coating it and within it.

You see I have the actual cheese, I got it while you were ogling a voluptuous young lady and forgetting your primary mission.

Now I can share it, BUT I won't because it's mine, ALLLLL MINE!!!

 

[bigboy9239]

Perdone me...Wrong o mundo camel breath...mine MINE!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

while it seems you have the cheese the truth is you have a sample of a government experiment gone bad. Sure enough it looks like cheese and even smells a little like Limburger cheese....which is the residue of burgers made of limbs......it is really just a huge chunk of tofu with nuclear contaminants coating it and within it.

You see I have the actual cheese, I got it while you were ogling a voluptuous young lady and forgetting your primary mission.

Now I can share it, BUT I won't because it's mine, ALLLLL MINE!!!

I'm sorry to have to inform you that what you THOUGHT was a nuclear cheese was only a delusion after you spent the last 72 hrs watching THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW on AMC, that after seeing that rancid KFC chicken your nabes threw out on top of you still not being on your anti dissociative personality disorder meds.
When in fact the maestro of dairy double cross has slipped you a cheese made of military grade cement painted yellow. I can tell you took a chomp outta it cause I saw your broken teeth before.
SOOOOO....... I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE!!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Perdone me...Wrong o mundo camel breath...mine MINE!

Pardonez moi, MUTT MOUTH, the purloined provolone, the chiseled cheddar is MINE, ALL MINE, HOOHOOHOO, AHAHAAAAA!!!!

 

[bigboy9239]

hoodoo.....you know who.....I do.... have the cheese.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

hoodoo.....you know who.....I do.... have the cheese.

Hoo doo THIS.
You'll not steal my great gorgonzola for your cheesesteak sandwiches.
I still have the cheese, and you'll have to pry it from me cold dead hands.

 

[bigboy9239]

that can be arranged.....no big push...you're dead below the waist anyway....cheese please

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

that can be arranged.....no big push...you're dead below the waist anyway....cheese please

You're not one to talk about dead in anything since you have all the staying power of a very leaky balloon. Plus that vacuous space inside your skull is like a hanger, so you couldn't arrange your holiday decorations on your mantel.
Nope I still have the cheese

 

[bigboy9239]

Ah....unfortunately, I get bored with lunacy after a few simple-minded exchanges. Did you say something? Oh....you're giving me the cheese? Thanks