I have the cheese.

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

The only way I'd EVER give YOU the cheese is when I cut the cheese. Even then, that's waaay to generous of me.
I'll just slip that coveted cheddar outta your hands and away from your WD40 addled mind.I have the cheese!!

 

[Hoss]

cheese! glorious cheese and it's mine for the grabbing and purloining!

As Chuck watches a limo drive by with his favorite governor in the back seat, I take the cheese and head off in the oposite direction and hop on a train to an undisclosed location that nobody will ever find other than me and the train driver.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Still hating chris Christie, but nice attempt, FATBOY. And as you attempt to purloin it, I whap you in the face with a frying pan the size of Capt Americas shield and teaqr off on my rocket motorcyle. Buh-byeeeee!!!!

 

[bigboy9239]

While you're assaulting Hoss, and the Police come and handcuff you...I easily walk over and pick up said delicious bundle of purloined goodness.....

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Nice try WD40 addict, but I have diplomatic immunity, and ID YOU in a charge of larceny of my cheddar. Immediately, three hulking state troopers have stopped your vehicle and dragged you out by your goatee. I grab my precious dairy wheel and BOS on outta there to meet PP to fly out to Canada to my mountain estate.
Adios!!

 

[bigboy9239]

Wrong-O-Mundo Rancid Denture breath ....the only mountain Estate you frequent is Mt Shitna, west of Ramapo, NJ.on I-287....an extremely smelly resort, which is entirely painted brown to disguise its TRUE nature. BTW, I don't have a goatee....but thanks for asking. Once those troopers find out who I am...they take up a slow speed pursuit of you and your Crap mobile....catching it within 2 minutes...they proceed to use both PR-24 batons and an ASP to reem you out...(you enjoy it immensely). Your cheese...gone with me.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Incorrecto, Oh, pockmarked, Razor bumped mental deficient; Ramapo sucks this time of ANY YEAR, therefore I wouldn't go even if I hadda pick up my MEGA MILLION LOTTERY CHECK. Oh, and a "BTW" for YOU; I wasn't using goddamned vehicle, I was using my roadrunner Burst Of Speed. Nice try tho.
Once they see that POS(Piece Of Shit) Beemer Clunker you THOUGHT you bought @ the Sheriff's auction, chuffing and wheezing down the road, they easily overtake you, allowing me to swoop in and regain MY CHEESE and tear ass outta there.
BTW, whose lame-brained idea was it to think resurrecting this dead by at least 2.5 yrs was agood idea again?

 

[bigboy9239]

Correcto Mundo, My lord and Master; Ramapo and Mt Shitna is wonderful this time of ANY YEAR, I love the smell...it smells better than I ever did. I had to go here to pick up my welfare check. Oh, and a "BTW" for YOU; I was using my NORT* Jersey EOF (Explosion of Feces) function. Once they saw the brand new Maybach you just bought in Englewood, cruising' up Rt 17, they fervently salute you and your style, allowing you to swoop in and regain MY CHEESE and tear ass outta there.
BTW, it was MY (Chuckie ChuNkie, ChuRkie.'s)... lame-brained idea to think resurrecting this dead THREAD OF at least 2.5 yrs AGO was good idea.?

Wow..such accolades....thanks ChuRkie...!!!<<<

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Wow..such accolades....thanks ChuRkie...!!!<<<

Keep it civil, big boy; I call you BB to abbreviate your name, I'd appreciate you calling me Chuck.
Sorry but I still have the cheese.

 

[bigboy9239]

OK Chunkie...nah uhh...I got it~

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

OK Chunkie...nah uhh...I got it~

Listen.......PAUL/BIG- BOY, I am trying to be responsible and be civil about this; please address me as "Chuck".
And keep your silly retcons to yourself.
You couldn't even steal napkins at Micky D's. So I retain my precious provolone

 

[Hoss]

while you 2 have a tiff over the napkins in the ladies room at the Camden McConnell's (they couldn't get Mickey D's to set up shop there),
I realize you let the cheese off alone and I proudly prance over and grasp hold of it before turning and snapping off a picture of you dueling it out which I will place on instagram and Facebook tomorrow.


Ha ha! The cheese is mine and nobody else can touch it or have it!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

while you 2 have a tiff over the napkins in the ladies room at the Camden McConnell's (they couldn't get Mickey D's to set up shop there),
I realize you let the cheese off alone and I proudly prance over and grasp hold of it before turning and snapping off a picture of you dueling it out which I will place on instagram and Facebook tomorrow.


Ha ha! The cheese is mine and nobody else can touch it or have it!

Like I told you before, fat boy, NO-RET CONS. When you try to take your pic I reversed the camera and the flash went off in your eyes. You stumbled back and I tripped you into a pile of old moldy Mickey Ds hamburgers. Your arms and legs are thrashing trying to get out, but then you stop after tasting a few dozen burgers.

I take the cheese and rocket in my fully tuned so it won't conk out and fully fueled jet suit lent to me by IRON MAN, pick up Pinay Princess in her insulated fur suit and am on an undisclosed island in the Philippines.
I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE!!

 

[bigboy9239]

Iron Man is a comic character...and imaginary.....just like your win....MINE!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Iron Man is a comic character...and imaginary.....just like your win....MINE!

You want a mine? OK!!! Here's one from World War one that blows your nuts clean off, and the cheese is in my possession once again!!THPPT!!!

 

[bigboy9239]

nope...I must disagree...your win is also imaginary...I...my fiend... am reality and WINNING!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Disagree all you care to-I still win!!!

 

[bigboy9239]

Nope.....I do...

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Sorry, oh disrespectful one; I still win!!!

 

[bigboy9239]

in a word...nope! I win!