I have the cheese.

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Has the military bring down your plane, because I know people, and snatches the cheese. Hies off to an undisclosed location to play.
The military don't shoot down QUINJETS, fluffy. Too bad, so sad, buh byeee, still en route to the Philippines with my precious provolone.
 

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The guys I know would! Haha! *watches you parachute down onto a cactus* I still gots the cheese!
Ha!!
you only saw the test mannequin jettison from it. I still am enroute to my Philippines beachside fortified resort. However, I sent a cacti to your derriere and tear your wig off.
Buh-byeee!!
I -HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE:p
 

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Ha!!
you only saw the test mannequin jettison from it. I still am enroute to my Philippines beachside fortified resort. However, I sent a cacti to your derriere and tear your wig off.
Buh-byeee!!
I -HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE:p
Sorry Chuck but your paper airplane got caught in a rainstorm and was washed into the Raritan Bay

However I managed to get the cheese from your clutching hands as you wept a million tears over your silly plane.

Once I had the cheese I boarded a steamer ship to a distant shore where I will be greeted grandly and will guard and protect the the cheese eternally.
 

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Sorry Chuck but your paper airplane got caught in a rainstorm and was washed into the Raritan Bay

However I managed to get the cheese from your clutching hands as you wept a million tears over your silly plane.

Once I had the cheese I boarded a steamer ship to a distant shore where I will be greeted grandly and will guard and protect the the cheese eternally.
Excuse me!? What paper airplane? NO!!! *** SLAMS HAND ON COUNTER**HOSS, it was an AVENGERS QUINJET
 

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Btw, I still have the cheese!!!
No, what you have is 1 of those new image things done in 3D that copier machines can now make. But it's fake and totally tasteless.....although maybe you were looking for extra fiber.

Anyway I have full control over the cheese and it will remain in my possession until my term on earth expires.
 

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No, what you have is 1 of those new image things done in 3D that copier machines can now make. But it's fake and totally tasteless.....although maybe you were looking for extra fiber.

Anyway I have full control over the cheese and it will remain in my possession until my term on earth expires.
sorry, but I slipped you the one made of industrial strength laxative. Now yo don't control , to include your bowels.
We're back on course to Manila with full cloaking on so your radar can't and WON'T catch us.I have the cheese.
Buh-byeeee!!
 

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sorry, but I slipped you the one made of industrial strength laxative. Now yo don't control , to include your bowels.
We're back on course to Manila with full cloaking on so your radar can't and WON'T catch us.I have the cheese.
Buh-byeeee!!
A) I don't eat or drink anything that I haven't either Kade or witnessed being made so you must have given that concoction to your parole oficer.
B)Manila? In that rapidly crumbling box of twigs held together with duct tape bought from the shipwreck sale? You are a good for helping us all laugh.

C)even if you had a cloaking device, it would difference not make since I have all sorts of genuine government materials and devices at my disposal which see through everything and anything.

Not that all that matters since the cheese is hidden away in an abandoned coal mine where you will never find it. Yup,I have the cheese.
 

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Sorry, fat boy, my grand gorganzola is still in my quinjet's cargo hold, and apparently you have no sight of how great STARK Industries cloaking technology is; can't be seen with your cataract infested eyes, so we're still on course to Manila and be landing near my fortified resort in literally seconds.
I still have the cheese
 

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The only Manila you'll see, is the color of the envelope with the gonorrhea test results in it. That'll teach you to be on the receiving end of Hoss's horse Chubbs....LOL....OUCH! In stunned silence, you watch as both your dignity and your asshole droop to the ground while Im stealing the cheese....seeya! Droopy!
 

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The only Manila you'll see, is the color of the envelope with the gonorrhea test results in it. That'll teach you to be on the receiving end of Hoss's horse Chubbs....LOL....OUCH! In stunned silence, you watch as both your dignity and your asshole droop to the ground while Im stealing the cheese....seeya! Droopy!
The way you talk about gettin' gonorrhea from horses leads me to believe YOU had prior experience minus your treatments which I hid, it flares up, and you drop the cheese to "excuse yourself" in the KMART LADIES ROOM. I burst in with my BOS and am boarding my quinjet back to Manila Philippines with my swell Swiss. Buh-byeeee!!! SEEEE-YUHHHHH!!!!!!!
 

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Manila? In that rapidly crumbling box of twigs held together with duct tape bought from the shipwreck sale? You are a good for helping us all laugh.
"Crumbling box twigs held together with duct tape?Crumb-ling-box-of-twigsheld-together-with-with.....DUCT TAPE?!?!"
Mugsy!! Bring that fat vaquero to the after burner. SO!!!! My QUINJET is of poor quality, eh?Well-hell-hell, you pay attention to this up close demo of its after burner. Even on low, it'll reduce your cheesy ass mustachio and nag's taped on fly swatter of a ratty ass tale.... TO-ASHES.
Your lack of knowledge on QUINJETS is what'll provoke the really uproarious reaction.
Now, buzz off to WALMART and get your powdered cheese, cause that'll be all the cheese you'll ever be allowed, FATBOY.
 

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MY MY MY.....such vacillations from a gub'ment cheese eater...using a model plane and a lighter to heat his grilled cheese sammmich's . SHM... <<<note spelling....(I keep mistaking the yellow nodules on your face for bits of cheese, but they are apparently pustules...yikes! I'm disgusted...but I shall have the cheese.
 

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MY MY MY.....such vacillations from a gub'ment cheese eater...using a model plane and a lighter to heat his grilled cheese sammmich's . SHM... <<<note spelling....(I keep mistaking the yellow nodules on your face for bits of cheese, but they are apparently pustules...yikes! I'm disgusted...but I shall have the cheese.
Nah, considerin' who posted it, I'da thought YOU more apropos to the "gubment cheese" You see, poorly failed dairy absconder wannabe, crooked means of obtaining bacteria dairy are suited to an ex cop. But you neither have cheese, nor do I have pustules, you have however, various lesions to your sliver of meat you refer to as manhood oozing an odiferous discharge.
Possess that instead of the cheese, cause like I said, it's now in my fortified Manila beachside estate.