I have the cheese.

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You may have made a super speedy getaway but sadly left a trail of grain right up to the edge of a cliff where i push, no blow you off with a humongous burst of gas/excrement concoction :moon::yuck: (that'll teach you for the laxatives!) before i make away with the cheese to a villa in the south of France where it can be hidden amongst thousands of other cheeses for a difficult find.

I use my cheese tracking device with a piece of the cheese to pinpoint the location, and freeze you with my cryo gun, and then plant enough C-4, semtex, and various other "goodies" to make you orbit saturn with one release of a deadman's switch, nearly seconds after I've snatched the cheese yet again, and this time, go sonic burst of speed and cloak my trail.:naughty: :tongue: TA-TA!uttahere:
(well, you know, use a stinky weapon on me, I react!)

 

[Pecker]

You're preparing to make a cheese sandwich and while you're bent over looking in the fridge for the Miracle Whip I shoot you with my phaser-set-on-stun.

Now I have the cheese!

 

[MickeyLee]

Accio Cheese!! *magics the cheese away from Pecker. wand, cheese and mickeylee take the train to Hogwarts*

i have the cheese.

eta: forgot to do something awful to Pecker.

ummmm hmmmm which spell to use *flips pages of Spells to Annoy* oh! Reducio!! *shrinks Pecker down to 12 inches tall* Engorgio Mentula!! *gives 12" tall Pecker a 12" long pecker*

Pecker is effectively removed from Cheese War I.
1. he's too busy taking pictures of his new peen.
2. he gets an erection his body will shrivel up like a raisin.
3. no way in hell a foot tall body can haul a foot long peen fast enough to catch me.

 

[Pecker]

I slip Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore a $5 bill and he turns you into a gnat.

Now I have the cheese!

 

[MickeyLee]

*buzzes all around Pecker and cheese, generally being a pest* bzzzzzzzzz buzzzzzz gimme da' cheese buzzzzzzz

 

[jjsjr]

I embarrass you in front of your parents....

Holding the cheese.

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

I hold a kitten at gunpoint.

Now I have the cheese.

 

[Pecker]

I turn you in to PETA.

I have the cheese.

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

I wonder why everyone calls me "Peta", then I pull the old "is that a bug on your shoulder?" fake.

Now I have the cheese.

 

[MickeyLee]

lacking a dart gun, i throw poisonous tree frogs at Rex. he's not killed by the high velocity amphibians, but frogs stick to his face temporarily blinding Rex.

i reclaim the cheese.

 

[beretta8]

I throw used dildos at Mickey Lee...while she is decided which one will fit best....she drops the cheese on her foot and breaks a toenail...being he kind guy I am....I pick up the cheese

and knowing she can't follow..I run...I've got the cheese!

 

[MickeyLee]

*screams like a girl. dodges the flying dildos of doom* it's all fun and sex games until someone loses an eye :irked:

i ninja death kick a 500 gallon drum of astroglide. the tsunami wave of personal lubricant knocks beretta8 off his feet.

shooshing by, i snatch the cheese from beretta8's slippery hands.

the cheese is mine.

 

[beretta8]

Pulling out the ultra wave lube burner body board from my very tight back pocket...I SWOOSH past MickeyLee hollering *Lesbian*...she turns to see who could have turned her on with such a manly voice....and I

Have the cheese!

 

[MickeyLee]

*experiences heartbreak as beretta8 and cheese swoosh off in the distance*

beret.... i mean cheese come back to me!!!! :sigh:

 

[beretta8]

I sense forlornness in MickeyLee's voice..so I turn back ready to give up the cheese...when accidentally, I drop the cheese on MickeyLee's broken toenail and she screams nasty epithets at me...hmmph...the cheese remains mine afterall...

 

[MickeyLee]

i will avenge my toenail. the cheese will be mine.

*hides out in secret sanctum. plots beretta8's destruction*

 

[Gillette]

Swooping out of the sky with my jet pack I snatch the cheese from Beretta as he holds it over his head in a celebratory dance. I implant it with a GPS homing device and return it to MickeyLee and Les Ninjas Fromage for safekeeping.

I saw. Thank you.

 

[Pecker]

I inflate a Magnum XL with helium and attach it to the KICK ME sign on Gillette's back and she floats away.

I have the cheese.

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

I take the cheese.

Now I have the cheese.

 

[beretta8]

I reach into rex2000's khaki's and take the cheese...oooops ...wrong cheese...I return the cheese into rex2000's khaki's and take the real(trademark) cheese...without him noticing of course....(too busy posting)

I have the cheese...