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Oh, pouvre, pouvre, Drac boy; if only you knew the master of double cross, me has been switching out your pilfering of my cheese for so many phony cheeses laced with capsicum, exploding dyke packs and fire ants(Imported) that you were too willing to take, while I have made off with the real cheese all along. BTW on a personal note, I really hate CHUCK E CHEEZE. And would barf if i was ever in there.
Might be perfect for Hoss, since he seems to have an animatronic fetish .
So so long turkeys, I still have to make that pot of Mac and cheese for my beachside party
Now, if you TRULY had the cheese, you would not be cooking with it. Now, seems EVERYONE's had the wool pulled over their eyes, and is looking for ACTUAL cheese, vs The Cheese.... who happens to still be safe, but, mumbles on, and on, that he will be rescued, and there'll be hell to pay, there will be rewards payed, etc...
At this point, I'm close to setting him free, as he seems... useless, and, making head cheese, from the Head Cheese.. may be a bit messy.
 

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Now, if you TRULY had the cheese, you would not be cooking with it. Now, seems EVERYONE's had the wool pulled over their eyes, and is looking for ACTUAL cheese, vs The Cheese.... who happens to still be safe, but, mumbles on, and on, that he will be rescued, and there'll be hell to pay, there will be rewards payed, etc...
At this point, I'm close to setting him free, as he seems... useless, and, making head cheese, from the Head Cheese.. may be a bit messy.
Of course you be so smug if you only knew I allowed you to think you had the real cheese when in fact, I still retain the actual and authentic cheese. You were too busy promulgating and not even considering that while you thought you thought ahead of me, I was ahead of you 2x and still passed off the ersatz cheese to you. The master of double cross has once again succeeded in retaining the wonderful wedge and is still making plans for a grand party. I'd invite you except I don't understand people with names that sound like a torture era.
 

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Of course you be so smug if you only knew I allowed you to think you had the real cheese when in fact, I still retain the actual and authentic cheese. You were too busy promulgating and not even considering that while you thought you thought ahead of me, I was ahead of you 2x and still passed off the ersatz cheese to you. The master of double cross has once again succeeded in retaining the wonderful wedge and is still making plans for a grand party. I'd invite you except I don't understand people with names that sound like a torture era.
Again, mein herr Chuck, I'm no longer trying to deceive you with false locations... I no longer need to. Your delusions are doing all the work for me...
 

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Again, mein herr Chuck, I'm no longer trying to deceive you with false locations... I no longer need to. Your delusions are doing all the work for me...
You don't have to try, you can't, you're no good at trying to deceive anyone.

I also am not delusional unlike you who futilely insists he has the upper hand as well the cheese.
You have neither nor a complete grasp of reality. My mental faculties are perfectly fine. And that is I still have the cheese.
 

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POW!!! Right in the mush, that MY CHEESE !!Gimme 'at back!!!
You don't have to try, you can't, you're no good at trying to deceive anyone.

I also am not delusional unlike you who futilely insists he has the upper hand as well the cheese.
You have neither nor a complete grasp of reality. My mental faculties are perfectly fine. And that is I still have the cheese.
Such violence.... surly(pun intended) someone's mental faculties ARE note quite fine, if he must resort to that...
A check with a doctor is due...
Oh, get that toe-cheese checked by a GP as well, they can give you cream for that...
 

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Of course you be so smug if you only knew I allowed you to think you had the real cheese when in fact, I still retain the actual and authentic cheese. You were too busy promulgating and not even considering that while you thought you thought ahead of me, I was ahead of you 2x and still passed off the ersatz cheese to you. The master of double cross has once again succeeded in retaining the wonderful wedge and is still making plans for a grand party. I'd invite you except I don't understand people with names that sound like a torture era.
Using big words isn't going to help you grab the cheese which is in my possession. Cheese and me spent a happy and pleasant Easter weekend together and are planning our next trip together right now, so I can't say too much or spend much time here today as we have to plan our itinerary.

Yup everyone I have the true cheese its all mine and will stay with me always!
 

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Such violence.... surly(pun intended) someone's mental faculties ARE note quite fine, if he must resort to that...
A check with a doctor is due...
Oh, get that toe-cheese checked by a GP as well, they can give you cream for that...
You seem to have an abnormal knowledge and interest in Chuck's feet and toes. That's good by me since it keeps you the cheese.
 

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Using big words isn't going to help you grab the cheese which is in my possession. Cheese and me spent a happy and pleasant Easter weekend together and are planning our next trip together right now, so I can't say too much or spend much time here today as we have to plan our itinerary.

Yup everyone I have the true cheese its all mine and will stay with me always!
The only cheese you spent Easter with was that old crusty cheesecake pic of Tina Louise in your padded cell.

I alone, have had the real cheese safe and sound and being prepped for my mac and cheese party.
 

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Such violence.... surly(pun intended) someone's mental faculties ARE note quite fine, if he must resort to that...
A check with a doctor is due...
Oh, get that toe-cheese checked by a GP as well, they can give you cream for that...
I would if I had any, Drac-o. But you might wanna see your urologist about your smegma that's clearly infecting your brain and making you think you have the cheese which is still mine.
 

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I would if I had any, Drac-o. But you might wanna see your urologist about your smegma that's clearly infecting your brain and making you think you have the cheese which is still mine.
So, no cheese, you say...
Now, how would smegma infect someone's brain? It's not a pathogen...
As, for the cheese being yours, you take slaves? Tut tut!
 

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The only cheese you spent Easter with was that old crusty cheesecake pic of Tina Louise in your padded cell.

I alone, have had the real cheese safe and sound and being prepped for my mac and cheese party.
FYI, the Cheese suffers from celiac's disease, and, is quite lactose-intolerant.... And, won't be attending your mac-and-Velveeta-party.
 

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Fortunate for all you low brow posers I have arrived and want you to all know I have the cheese! I have it stashed away in a safe safe very safe place that none of you will ever locate.

as to the person who claims that Velveeta is cheese I say you don't know real cheese!
 

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So, no cheese, you say...
Now, how would smegma infect someone's brain? It's not a pathogen...
As, for the cheese being yours, you take slaves? Tut tut!
Not if you been ingesting it, which by the way you post sounds like you do in great quantities.

I still retain the cheese in my fortified jungle mansion vault with military grade cement
 

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FYI, the Cheese suffers from celiac's disease, and, is quite lactose-intolerant.... And, won't be attending your mac-and-Velveeta-party.
Velveeta cheese? Vel-veet-a chees?!
Come 'ere you pompous jagermeister !!

So!!! You think that I would use low grade crap like VELVEETA, eh? We-ell-ell, you hear this; I use the cheese the only cheese here worthy of Mac and cheese. You can keep the WALMART cheese.
I have the cheese and it's gonna make a grand old pot of Mac n cheese.
 

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Velveeta cheese? Vel-veet-a chees?!
Come 'ere you pompous jagermeister !!

So!!! You think that I would use low grade crap like VELVEETA, eh? We-ell-ell, you hear this; I use the cheese the only cheese here worthy of Mac and cheese. You can keep the WALMART cheese.
I have the cheese and it's gonna make a grand old pot of Mac n cheese.
Yes, you have the cheese. Make some macaroni with it.. YOU go do that! (Proof you have no concept of The Cheese)
 

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Yes, you have the cheese. Make some macaroni with it.. YOU go do that! (Proof you have no concept of The Cheese)
I've been playing this goddamn game ever since it came out many yr ago; Don't you tell me I have no concept of the cheese!! upload_2018-4-5_8-12-11.png

I still got, there is mac and cheese to be made. I'd offered you some, but given that little snipe, you can go do a River dance in a minefield.
BTW,
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