I have the cheese.

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

The only thing you've ever maintained was your Dan blocker fan club. The cheese, well it's still refrigerating nicely in my mountainside homes vault.

 

[Hoss]

The only thing you've ever maintained was your Dan blocker fan club. The cheese, well it's still refrigerating nicely in my mountainside homes vault.

no Chuck, the cheese is with me because it could never last in your vault especially since you placed it on the side of a volcanic mountain which is ready to erupt .....which is something your miserable sick dick has never done.

Trust me Chuck I have the cheese and am proud protector of it.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

no Chuck, the cheese is with me because it could never last in your vault especially since you placed it on the side of a volcanic mountain which is ready to erupt .....which is something your miserable sick dick has never done.

Trust me Chuck I have the cheese and am proud protector of it.

The way you talk about having knowledge of sick dicks not erupting you'd think you were peaking. Ewww!! Stay away.

No, no fat fiendish fool, the cheese is still in my military grade cement vault refrigerating, and you're bring electrified by the perimeter tasers.

 

[Draconis71]

No, Hoss... You may currently have The Cheese, but, that's because I released The Cheese on their own recognisance. I can no longer maintain these facilities, providing The Cheese beer, booze, and their meals, for free, without compensation.
Hoss, The Cheese is now YOUR problem...
Edit: we COULD keep on letting Chuck think The Cheese is some ACTUAL cheese...
But, this charade is getting old, after all these years, no?

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

No, Hoss... You may currently have The Cheese, but, that's because I released The Cheese on their own recognisance. I can no longer maintain these facilities, providing The Cheese beer, booze, and their meals, for free, without compensation.
Hoss, The Cheese is now YOUR problem...
Edit: we COULD keep on letting Chuck think The Cheese is some ACTUAL cheese...
But, this charade is getting old, after all these years, no?

OK, now you're treating the cheese like it was a prisoner and some sentient being who was being lavished with booze and food. clearly you've lost foot on how the actual game is played. You may go away now, and take your crayons and coloring books with you.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

no Chuck, the cheese is with me because it could never last in your vault especially since you placed it on the side of a volcanic mountain which is ready to erupt .....which is something your miserable sick dick has never done.

Trust me Chuck I have the cheese and am proud protector of it.

There was no volcanic mountain when I had it built; and you're lying again; And I warned you what would happen if you lied again

 

[Hoss]

No, Hoss... You may currently have The Cheese, but, that's because I released The Cheese on their own recognisance. I can no longer maintain these facilities, providing The Cheese beer, booze, and their meals, for free, without compensation.
Hoss, The Cheese is now YOUR problem...
Edit: we COULD keep on letting Chuck think The Cheese is some ACTUAL cheese...
But, this charade is getting old, after all these years, no?

Why thank you! I always suspected that I'd be the one to get the permanent holding of the cheese and now with you wimping out it is mine all mine!!!!!!!!!

There was no volcanic mountain when I had it built; and you're lying again; And I warned you what would happen if you lied again

Oh Chuck you wouldn't know volcanic from a blade of grass even if it it burned your testacles off.

I don't lie when telling the truth Chuck so you must be confusing me with someone else. Like maybe that lady who said she'd call but 20 years later she still hasn't and even had a restraining order taken against you.

But that is something else and the main thing here is the cheese which I have. I will be taking the cheese to one of my many remote and private islands where cheese and myself will be partying all weekend along with a select group of VIPs which obviously excludes you.

 

[Draconis71]

Why thank you! I always suspected that I'd be the one to get the permanent holding of the cheese and now with you wimping out it is mine all mine!!!!!!!!!

Oh Chuck you wouldn't know volcanic from a blade of grass even if it it burned your testacles off.

I don't lie when telling the truth Chuck so you must be confusing me with someone else. Like maybe that lady who said she'd call but 20 years later she still hasn't and even had a restraining order taken against you.

But that is something else and the main thing here is the cheese which I have. I will be taking the cheese to one of my many remote and private islands where cheese and myself will be partying all weekend along with a select group of VIPs which obviously excludes you.

Am I invited to the party?
I can bring SOME cheese, some of the stuff poor Chuck thought was "The Cheese"... (Some has surprisingly aged quite well)

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Oh
Chuck you wouldn't know volcanic from a blade of grass even if it it burned your testacles off.

I don't lie when telling the truth Chuck so you must be confusing me with someone else. Like maybe that lady who said she'd call but 20 years later she still hasn't and even had a restraining order taken against you.

But that is something else and the main thing here is the cheese which I have. I will be taking the cheese to one of my many remote and private islands where cheese and myself will be partying all weekend along with a select group of VIPs which obviously excludes you.

There is no lady had a restraining order against me. And you're still lying again. The only restraining order you're ever familiar with is the ones you keep getting from Dan Blocker's son, Dean from crashing the official Dan Blocker fan club in that Pasadena hotel ball.

No no, poor deluded fool. You're not getting away with it. The cheese has melted down and mixed into a giant pot of Mac and cheese for me and my prestigious friends in a grand celebration that's by invitation only, which judging by the way you lie automatically ostracizes you.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Am I invited to the party?
I can bring SOME cheese, some of the stuff poor Chuck thought was "The Cheese"... (Some has surprisingly aged quite well)

Yeah, you're invited to your being kicked off the island for lying about the quality of my cheese, which unlike yours is top notch.

As for aging well, well, don't flatter yourself since you obviously look like a church gargoyle in spandex

 

[Draconis71]

Yeah, you're invited to your being kicked off the island for lying about the quality of my cheese, which unlike yours is top notch.

There is no lady had a restraining order against me. And you're still lying again. The only restraining order you're ever familiar with is the ones you keep getting from Dan Blocker's son, Dean from crashing the official Dan Blocker fan club in that Pasadena hotel ball.

No no, poor deluded fool. You're not getting away with it. The cheese has melted down and mixed into a giant pot of Mac and cheese for me and my prestigious friends in a grand celebration that's by invitation only, which judging by the way you lie automatically ostracizes you.

As for aging well, well, don't flatter yourself since you obviously look like a church gargoyle in spandex

If you only looked so good yourself.
I COULD see The Cheese having a mental meltdown thinking you're still on the chase. Something was mentioned about the 3 stooges being more adept.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

If you only looked so good yourself.
I COULD see The Cheese having a mental meltdown thinking you're still on the chase. Something was mentioned about the 3 stooges being more adept.

Look who shooting off his big mouth about looking so good, coming from you who looks like QUASIMODO with Fabio's hairstyle.
And about the classic comedy routine? More suited to the MARX BROTHERS for you given your mold entrusted one liners you need Clorox clean up with.

No, no, poor simpleton; the cheese is mine. And I haven't had a meltdown sinceTrump took the presidency. Even then it was only minor aghast.

 

[bigboy9239]

Hahahah....poor poor poor........cheeseless person. Obviously, I'm now holding a solid block of the golden commodity....in my hand as I type. Wanna see?

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Hahahah....poor poor poor........cheeseless person. Obviously, I'm now holding a solid block of the golden commodity....in my hand as I type. Wanna see?

Listen, Philly crackpot, I don't see anything in your hand aside from your cheese steak wrapper, which was made from artificial cheese.

No, no, poor deluded despot; you have no cheese, merely a yellow mold pillow with mold spots. And the smell, well since you only bathe once a month, well......

I still retain the cheese or what's left of it after the Mac and cheese par-tay.
You'll have to buy some more for yourself.

 

[bigboy9239]

I hear you, my Philly Overlord, I do see something in your hands, in addition to your cheese steak which was made from the finest ingredients known to man.

No, no, I am but a poor deluded despot; you have the cheese, not merely a yellow mold pillow with mold spots, as I have had for so long. I apologize for the smell, well since I only bathe once a year, on Ground Hog day.....well......

YOU still retain the cheese or what's left of it after the Mac and cheese par-tay.
I will have to buy some more for myself. I defer to your excellence....

>smirking<.... How truly unlikely....but immensely amusing

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Listen, Philly crackpot, I don't see anything in your hand aside from your cheese steak wrapper, which was made from artificial cheese.

No, no, poor deluded despot; you have no cheese, merely a yellow mold pillow with mold spots. And the smell, well since you only bathe once a month, well......

I still retain the cheese or what's left of it after the Mac and cheese par-tay.
You'll have to buy some more for yourself.

>sobbing<.... How truly heartbreaking I must resort to eating things almost as slimy as I am; Oh, Orlando will be miffed that I only have cheese steak grease for our afternoon romp.Please oh, magnificent NJ imperial Emperor, forgive my intrusion and permit me to retreat to Philly with some dignity f it's available

 

[bigboy9239]

>sobbing<.... How truly heartbreaking. I am unconsolable as to my grief....Boo fucking Hoo....,see...I'm crying because Rahway (or is it Avenel?) stinks this time of year..actually, anytime of year... and I must resort to eating things almost as slimy as I am; Oh, Sammie the bull-shitter will be miffed that I only have crankshaft grease from a derailed Conrail locomotive for our afternoon anal romp. It has metal shavings in it, that say no...., but my butt says yes!!! Please oh, magnificent PA Keystone Commander, forgive my intrusion and permit me to retreat to Nort Joisey with some dignity....but I keep forgetting, i HAVE no dignity...especially in Nort Joisey.

 

[bigboy9239]

LOL...whats this....ya schlamiel? Guess what I got?

 

[bigboy9239]

I crack my self up......oh the horror......the horror.........and the cheese!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

>sobbing<.... How truly heartbreaking that I as a scuzzy lowlife from Philly I cannot for the motherfucking life of me ever attempt to deflect any of Chuck's masterful barrage of replies. It makes me feel so much like the retarded ass munch I always have known i was, but was not ready to admit till just yet.Oh, the WD40 fumes are better than cheese steak grease right now, oh, if only Orlando were here to share in the agony. Guess Chuck will take the cheese as he deserves it more.

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