I have the cheese.

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

What's this-imitation cheese?!!

Yup.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I break my self up......oh the horror......the embarrassment ........and not the cheese!

Yup.

 

[bigboy9239]

>sobbing<.... How truly heartbreaking that I, as a hand weary master-baiter from Nort Joisey, (the smelly part) cannot for the everloving life of me ever figure out why I even attempt to match wits with the King of Quips, the Wizard of Whodatt, the Monarch of Mirth. It is so sad to admit that I am not in his league. Unfortunately, the only thing that I, Chuckles, am masterful with, is angry responses to jokes.....OH, and my limp left hand....which goes with something else limp. I will No longer attempt to deflect any of Bigboy's masterful barrage of humorous replies.
It makes me feel so much more like the mentally challenged short bus window licker I always have known I was, but was not ready to admit till just now. .>bumping helmet encased head on window< Oh, and the chips in the locomotive grease are ruining my asshole....Damn you Conrail!!
Oh, if only Orlando? were here to share in the agony. Guess BigBoy will take the cheese as he deserves it more.

Thank you Chuck...for giving up on thr cheese....!!!!!!

 

[bigboy9239]

Man, thats a short bus!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Man, thats a small IQ I have! Must be from thinking I could ever get some real cheese. Oh, I'm sorry, I have to lower my head in shame and give Chuck the deference he has maintained and always deserves. Maybe I'll take a shower with my guitar plugged in.

Heh. You're really asking for it, aren't you , BB?

 

[bigboy9239]

Man, What a small penis I have! I'm on the wrong web site, obvioulsy. It must be from thinking I could ever get some real cheese. Oh, I'm sorry, I have to lower my head in shame and give Bigboy the deference he has maintained and always deserves. Maybe I'll just take a shower with my 220 Volt dildo plugged in. Yumm!

 

[bigboy9239]

Wow...its so easy!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Wow...when Orlando and I fuck in FISHTOWN, we're always so sleazy

 

[bigboy9239]

Ahhh...Ol' Smuckles has awakened from the sleep of obscurity, and into the reality of non humorous comments...again...yuk yuk....>snore<....c'mon Smuckles....you can do better.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

The cheese is still mine, all mine!!!

 

[bigboy9239]

The cheese is still NOT mine, NOT mine!!!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

A man must be given his true deference and that man is the spectacular Chuck, because he has the cheese and all I have are my G&R music sheets I have ruined mustering what little seed I can on my nude pic of Carol Channing.

Obviously, you've never learned the latter.
So........

 

[bigboy9239]

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There can be NO deference to one who is frankly, SCHMUCKY...if fact, NONE can, or should be given.. if that man is a massive SCHMUCK, because all I have is dick string cheese and G&R T-shirts I have ruined mustering what little seed I can on my nude pic of Channing Tatum...and Axel Rose.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I have the cheese

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I have the cheese

And it's being loaded into the backseat of my private jet, by ME, the only handler as this is MY PRIVATE AIRSTRIP AND AIRPORT, completely owned and operated by me, and we're taking off the Philippines where my Pinay Princess awaits to cook the biggest pot of Mac and cheese for me, my family and in laws. BUUUUUHH-BYEEEEEE!!!!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

>tsk tsk tsk< Oh...my miss guided simple minded fiend.....A Cesna 150 is an OK plane, a 172 is a nicer plane if you have a few more ducats.....but a Gulf Stream V is the ultimate at 600 MPH.....and a 6700 mile range. Since I have 2 (one for each coast), it is no problem to obscene with your dairy concoction before you even get off the ground....did I say this before?....ba BYE now! I got it!

Your fuck up is so routinely HI-larious that it makes me forget what a shitty day I had what with my bad knee.
Especially since FATBOY made the assumption;

Unfortunately for you the plane was also so private that the maintenance crew couldn't find it to make sure it was safe.

As the Cessna begins to nosedive into a cranberry bog the cheese goes out the unsecured door and is picked up by a passing albatross who delivers it to me in my weekend cave on the side of an unnamed mountain which nobody will ever find. Only me and my albatross know its location, so the cheese is clearly all mine.


(Don't worry about Chuck the cranberries soften his fall and keep him alive....but without any cheese!)

What's that?ROY-AL fucking mistake and misconstrued it, yet a fucking gain says you?
Oh, don't worry, Orlando will take you to West Miami for some tourism; hope you like vodka

 

[DiamondJoe]

*finds a piece of discarded cheese on the floor, smiles and walks away*

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

*finds a piece of discarded cheese on the floor, smiles and walks away*

**Does light speed BOS(Burst Of Speed),snatches cherished Cheddar from DJ, making him spin into the asphalt up to his eyebrows.

Ah, yes, my prize, you shall become part of my mac and cheese soon.

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

Even though I have a million more pieces of cheese than you already, I have managed to convince you to go against your interests and support policies that give me an even greater amount of cheese and you still have the same...sucker !

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Even though I have a million more pieces of cheese than you already, I have managed to convince you to go against your interests and support policies that give me an even greater amount of cheese and you still have the same...sucker !

Unfortunately for you, I am immune to charismatic mind attempts from complete strangers and now place the prized provolone in my mountainside vault along with the other four million, thus adding to it.....
SAP.