I have the cheese.

[DiamondJoe]

^ I'm sorry to have to break it to you but borderline autistic egomaniacs don't get cheese!

*puts massivepkgo_chuck in a straight jacket and escorts him back to his padded room*

There you go, good lad.

Thanks for the cheese, btw

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

^ I'm sorry to have to break it to you but borderline autistic egomaniacs don't get cheese!

*puts massivepkgo_chuck in a straight jacket and escorts him back to his padded room*

There you go, good lad.

Thanks for the cheese, btw

Of the many many things I have been diagnosed with in my REAL life, that one was not it;
And nice try but that is not me in the jacket, it's your college roommate you jut saw after downing a sixer of US beer.
**Uses boat paddle to golf swing swat DJ in the Loony bin van back to Bellevue. And awaaaaay you go, old codger.
Tell Hoss and Fluffy i say Hi's.
And don't worry, BBC is there so long as you pony up the extra Dinero.
So me and the swell Swiss are back to making a grand old pot of Mac and cheese.
Be nice and I'll email a pic of us devouring it.

 

[DiamondJoe]

*smiles, puts index finger to lips*

Shhhhhhhhh.

Thanks for the cheese.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

*smiles, puts index finger to lips*

Shhhhhhhhh.

Thanks for the cheese.

You mean that one i just made out of capsicum, curare and poison ivy, no problem.
I will be on my way with the cherished cheddar. Now you be a good little boy and maybe Nurse Wretched will let you eat glue paste whilst you make your birdie house out of popsicle sticks.
In short, I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EEESE.

See yuh!! Definitely wouldn't wanna be ya.

 

[DiamondJoe]

So many words! So little to say.

*takes the cheese and eats it*

You'll have to wait for the cheese this time.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

So many words! So little to say.

*takes the cheese and eats it*

You'll have to wait for the cheese this time.

Hope you love the diurectic center in the faux one i left for you; well, gotta be going; Mac and cheese waits for no man

 

[DiamondJoe]

I didn't shit it out yet.

You'll have to wait, I'm afraid. On the plus side, I'm very regular. Should be about 8 tomorrow morning?

See you then!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I didn't shit it out yet.

You'll have to wait, I'm afraid. On the plus side, I'm very regular. Should be about 8 tomorrow morning?

See you then!

Terribly sorry, but that was loaded with an ultra laxative that'll make you shit your dinners from weeks ago.
The cherished Cheddar is still mine and as of this momento being melted into my pot of Mac& Cheese.

 

[DiamondJoe]

*places the shitty cheese on a plate for Mr Shouty_Chuck*

There you are... all yours. Enjoy.

 

[MickeyLee]

Yeah... Is this the same cheese from 2009? Like, has it been refrigerated at any point in the last decade?

Gonna leave the Kraft Scat on the plate. Walk away! And for the love of hygiene, wash ya damn hands.


Now, has anyone seen an army of undead french zombies?

*trips over empty shipping containers*
Fuck... Who in the hell still orders shit from Acme?

 

[DiamondJoe]

Yeah, it's been through the wars/my alimentary canal...

Anyone..?

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Yeah... Is this the same cheese from 2009? Like, has it been refrigerated at any point in the last decade?

Gonna leave the Kraft Scat on the plate. Walk away! And for the love of hygiene, wash ya damn hands.


Now, has anyone seen an army of undead french zombies?

*trips over empty shipping containers*
Fuck... Who in the hell still orders shit from Acme?

Whoops, they always leave my orders off stage or in the locker room, how'd you wind up with it, ML?
Either rate, the cheese is still my possession and soon to be mac and cheese; all those who are my close fiends er uh friends will be invited to partake.
You can leave the diurectic dairy wheel for people with no posting etiquette.

 

[MickeyLee]

Dude, it's a big dick site... etiquette is a thing here? I mean 'no dick pics' in AaW & WI is a good one. Other than that... meh. Lube off a horny duck's back.

*smirks cuz the non-dairy cheese food product has fooled its intended mark*

Mac and cheese, you say? Baked? Bechamel base?

*slowly backs away with actual cheese concealed behind back*

Has it ever been established what type of cheese everyone is pining and scheming over? Like, burrata.. Worth fighting for but probably wouldn't hold up to all the jostling and explosions.

 

[DiamondJoe]

*coffs politely and points to a virgin tied to some train tracks and, whilst MickeyLee is engaged saving said virgin, DJ twirls his moustache, flicks his cape and slips off with the cheese*

 

[MickeyLee]

*coffs politely and points to a virgin tied to some train tracks and, whilst MickeyLee is engaged saving said virgin, DJ twirls his moustache, flicks his cape and slips off with the cheese*

This is why mothers have historically offered cautionary tales of finding ones self on the wrong side of the tracks!!

*has rescued the formerly distressed and recently trussed damsel from imminent doom*

Cheese. I will reclaim the cheese from that devilish, yet thoroughly charm, rogue! *begins crafting a foolishly complex device to regain sovereignty of the casein laden orb*

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Dude, it's a big dick site... etiquette is a thing here? I mean 'no dick pics' in AaW & WI is a good one. Other than that... meh. Lube off a horny duck's back.

*smirks cuz the non-dairy cheese food product has fooled its intended mark*

Mac and cheese, you say? Baked? Bechamel base?

*slowly backs away with actual cheese concealed behind back*

Has it ever been established what type of cheese everyone is pining and scheming over? Like, burrata.. Worth fighting for but probably wouldn't hold up to all the jostling and explosions.

For being so honest and sweet, you're invited. Snidely Whiplash wannabe's from cross the pond will be given the bum's rush.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

*coffs politely and points to a virgin tied to some train tracks and, whilst MickeyLee is engaged saving said virgin, DJ twirls his moustache, flicks his cape and slips off with the cheese*

For pulling such a dastardly deed, I made sure the imported red fire ants are extra agitated when you cut open the faux cheese.
Mean whilst, my pot of Macn'cheese needs stirring.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

This is why mothers have historically offered cautionary tales of finding ones self on the wrong side of the tracks!!

*has rescued the formerly distressed and recently trussed damsel from imminent doom*

Cheese. I will reclaim the cheese from that devilish, yet thoroughly charm, rogue! *begins crafting a foolishly complex device to regain sovereignty of the casein laden orb*

Now-you gonna make me do another BOS that spun you in the ground up to your chinny chin-chin, or do I have to take you off the invite list for pilfering my provolone?

 

[DiamondJoe]

For pulling such a dastardly deed, I made sure the imported red fire ants are extra agitated when you cut open the faux cheese.
Mean whilst, my pot of Macn'cheese needs stirring.

*flicks the channel*

Hmm... meanwhile on planet earth...

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

*flicks the channel*

Hmm... meanwhile on planet earth...

That video makes it sound like it's orbiting Uranus.
Or is that YOUR ANUS, considering how much you've talking out of your ass the past week?