I have the cheese.

[DiamondJoe]

That video makes it sound like it's orbiting Uranus.
Or is that YOUR ANUS, considering how much you've talking out of your ass the past week?

If you wish to engage in a battle of wits, please know that I would never fight an unarmed man.

I mean, this thread is supposed to be about some mouldy, shitty cheese...

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

If you wish to engage in a battle of wits, please know that I would never fight an unarmed man.

I mean, this thread is supposed to be about some mouldy, shitty cheese...

I wouldn't go running your diarrhea mouth about matching wits since you've been running on the fumes intellectually since well you were conceived in the womb and not mistaken for a jumbo shrimp on the MRI. That itsy bitsy teeny weenie bit of globulin you want people to mistake for a brain is really nothing more than one of those small amniotic bubbles that fizzes out before it can form.

And I'm a martial artist; sage unarmed combat is my forte and always prevails against a newbie neophyte.
And it always will be about the cheese of which I still retain and cease posturing and debating and continue preparing my Mac and cheese.

 

[DiamondJoe]

Nah, soz.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Nah, soz.

 

[DiamondJoe]

 

[Draconis71]

While you two are bickering, I take the cheese, and, hide it in the Chuck-E-Cheese warehouse... moments before orders are sent out. Now, no one has the cheese.

 

[DiamondJoe]

Don't you start

*sharpens cheese knife*

 

[Draconis71]

Don't you start

*sharpens cheese knife*

Oh, just been watching Chuck trying to get his slippery paws on the contaminated cheese.
And, for his next post... Sorry, wrong truck, Chuck.

 

[DiamondJoe]

*hears the postman at the gate *

Oh, I wonder what bills will arrive today...

*goes downstairs and to post box and finds a small package from the Chuck-E-Cheese® Warehouse*

Hmmm. That's odd, I don't remember ordering anything. What is this?! A very small, foul-smelling lump of cheese. Looks familiar...

 

[Draconis71]

*hears the postman at the gate *

Oh, I wonder what bills will arrive today...

*goes downstairs and to post box and finds a small package from the Chuck-E-Cheese® Warehouse*

Hmmm. That's odd, I don't remember ordering anything. What is this?! A very small, foul-smelling lump of cheese. Looks familiar...

Out of luck! That was the "American Processed Cheese Food Product" you got.... The real really mouldy package is still in the wind.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Oh, just been watching Chuck trying to get his slippery paws on the contaminated cheese.
And, for his next post... Sorry, wrong truck, Chuck.

Nah, left the CDC cheese for you, Drac boy, I still retain the cherished Cheddar

Out of luck! That was the "American Processed Cheese Food Product" you got.... The real really mouldy package is still in the wind.

Puh-leeeeeaaase!!!!As if i would ever take, el yucko proc-cessed cheese???
The swell Swiss is in my retention and soon to be made into a giant pot of Mac and Cheese

 

[DiamondJoe]

See, I can easily steal the cheese at this point as the lump above has me on ignore and consequently won't see my post.

Silly boy.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I can suspect the useless pompous putz from across the pond has nothing better to do other than still antagonize me. in his perverse and juvenile demeanor.
Well, let him have his worthless, ostentatiously, posturing; I still got the cheese and mac and cheese time coming up; too bad he had to act like a stuffy git;

 

[DiamondJoe]

^ Cro-Magnon man in search of a soul.

Oh look! A piece o' cheese!

 

[bigboy9239]

SEE That!???? You know what that means, don't ya?

 

[DiamondJoe]

View attachment 22318511 SEE That!???? You know what that means, don't ya?

Yes. Turtles, all the way down...

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

No, Hoss... You may currently have The Cheese, but, that's because I released The Cheese on their own recognisance. I can no longer maintain these facilities, providing The Cheese beer, booze, and their meals, for free, without compensation.
Hoss, The Cheese is now YOUR problem...
Edit: we COULD keep on letting Chuck think The Cheese is some ACTUAL cheese...
But, this charade is getting old, after all these years, no?

Unfortunately, you only had a hollowed out large SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS DOLL, with an enema bag inside to "feed" it all your beer booze and homely ass frozen Stouffer dinners you bought on EBAY for 20¢, and your landlady told you to 86 it because it attracted mutant fruit flies after a week.
The cheese is still in my industrial military grade cement walls fortress. The fat reared Vaquero known as Hoss hasn't made an appearance so I have volunteered to proxy and take possession of the cherished cheddar.

 

[DiamondJoe]

Nah mate.

Mine.

 

[DiamondJoe]

Touché

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Useing my special ninja forces I manged to slip in the net with the cheese. I grab the cheese and hide it in my ninja outfit. Then make my way up to you Massivepkgo Chuck and shove you off the side of the butterfly. I scream, I HAVE THE CHEESE!

I used a hang glider not a butterfly, dumbbell