I have the cheese.

[DiamondJoe]

*rolls eyes infinitely*

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

 

[Draconis71]

The cheese has been stolen, for SOMEONE thought they could fly with a dumbbell vs a hang-glider...
The cheese has been returned to the mouse... but, not The Mouse (

)

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

The cheese has been stolen, for SOMEONE thought they could fly with a dumbbell vs a hang-glider...
The cheese has been returned to the mouse... but, not The Mouse (

)

I zoom by in my Excalibur and snatch the cheese outta Drac boy's grubby hands and race off down the interstate where I hit the hover mode and me & PP are on our way to my fabulous hidden estate on an uncharted island in the PH.

 

[deleted15329811]

I am Storm Mistress of the elements The skies are my domain child, LIGHTNING HEED MY CALL THWART THEIR ESCAPE Lightning fills the sky striking your hovering Excalibur, the car is destroyed and as you and PP are falling through the sky I summon a whirlwind and take the cheese, but I am an Xman and do not let you perish and cushion your fall gently with the falling snow! I fly back to my kingdom of Wakanda!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I am Storm Mistress of the elements The skies are my domain child, LIGHTNING HEED MY CALL THWART THEIR ESCAPE Lightning fills the sky striking your hovering Excalibur, the car is destroyed and as you and PP are falling through the sky I summon a whirlwind and take the cheese, but I am an Xman and do not let you perish and cushion your fall gently with the falling snow! I fly back to my kingdom of Wakanda!

Nice try, but you only succeeded in destroying the mock up Excalibur, with the lightning rod and electromagnetic pulse that pulls you & causes an explosion from the DIE HARD 3 binary explosive and snuffs out your piddly little fart and makes you hit the water and short circuit cause me & PP hit the transporter mode & are stowing the cheese in the mountainside vault as we speak.
The skies may be your domain, but double cross is my idiosyncrasy.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I changed my mind

I am Storm Mistress of the elements The skies are my domain child, LIGHTNING HEED MY CALL THWART THEIR ESCAPE Lightning fills the sky striking your hovering Excalibur, the car is destroyed and as you and PP are falling through the sky I summon a whirlwind and take the cheese, but I am an Xman and do not let you perish and cushion your fall gently with the falling snow! I fly back to my kingdom of Wakanda!

Before your lightning can strike, a blast of more concentrated lightning comes from the bifrost and deflects it. A cloud opens up and the mighty Thor with his mighty hammer, Mjolnir flies in and lands on my Excalibur, looking discontented with you.
"Wench Storm, thou doth take the arrogance to usurp, nay assimilate the powers of Asgard's greatest hero, and Odinson, Thor the great GOD of Thunder and lightning for thine own greed?"
"Methinks not!"
Thor raises his mighty Uru Hammer and the clouds turn black as sack cloth and rumble. Instantly the hammer is charged, and Thor levels it toward Ororo blasting her with the full concentrated power of Mjolnir.
Stunned, Ororo begins falling towards the ground, only to have beast wearing insulated gloves catch her.
"Go, friend Chuck, on your way! And sometime allow the god of thunder to partake in a bowl of your mac and cheese!"
Thor winds up his hammer and disappears through the bifrost again home to Asgard.
And me & PP keep on our way to our estate in the PH.

 

[bigboy9239]

Must have been a Marvel Comics reader...verily and forsooth.....Across the rainbow bridge, into Asgard's main courtyard, the Voluminous Volstag attracts the lightning and grounds out Thor's lightning display. While Thor and the others regroup, Volstag reaches into the void and his hand contacts the creamy goodies. Regardless of Thor's URU hammer Mjolner....the voluminous Volstag claims the cheese.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Must have been a Marvel Comics reader...verily and forsooth.....Across the rainbow bridge, into Asgard's main courtyard, the Voluminous Volstag attracts the lightning and grounds out Thor's lightning display. While Thor and the others regroup, Volstag reaches into the void and his hand contacts the creamy goodies. Regardless of Thor's URU hammer Mjolner....the voluminous Volstag claims the cheese.

Actually, I don't think Thor uses verily and forsooth(Tho for you must be sore tooth!).
The hand of the Allfather Odin reaches out and stays the hand of the Volstag as he and Thor do favor the Middle Earth denizens and chastises him. "For thine Gluttony and accosting the mortals and attempting to purloin their possessions thou art banished from 2nds at the Asgardian table for nay on a month. "
Seeing Thor displeased, V nervously smiles. "Be thankful we art friends, otherwise Mjolnir would strike thee down!"
Proceed Friend Chuck and forgive the actions of Volstag.
And Yes for over 40 yrs(You gotta a prob with that???)

 

[seventiesdemon]

The only cheese you have is in that huge foreskin, which by now is way past maturation date..........................like cheddar times 10

 

[bigboy9239]

To quote Thor: I haveth no foreskin, vile demon seed.....but I do haveth they cheese. Begone!

 

[deleted3995701]

You fell for the ol' neck-sprain, well-lit pie diversion. Now I have the cheese.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Hope you have good dental insurance cause that's the solid plastic one that just broke your teeth. I have the cheese still .

 

[deleted3995701]

hugh muffa fuhha.

*goes and gets ACME dental work done and end up with a TV smile*

Two hired cheese thugs rob you of the Cheese and your favorite shirt and delivery both to me. I have the Cheese, what's my new shirt look like?

 

[deleted15329811]

You realize ACME is run by Bugs Bunny right?!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

hugh muffa fuhha.

*goes and gets ACME dental work done and end up with a TV smile*

Two hired cheese thugs rob you of the Cheese and your favorite shirt and delivery both to me. I have the Cheese, what's my new shirt look like?

Flattery will get you nowhere; thievin' my fave shirt and attempting to steal my prized provolone, my cherished cheddar, my swell Swiss gets you the one I frequently set up BB and Hoss with; the center filled with C4, and exploding poka dot dye pack.
Your two Thugs are crushed when my good friend Mr Joe FIxit, aka the grey hulk sees them as they are absconding the scene and merely lands on them.
I still have the cheese.

 

[bigboy9239]

I send my robot cheese grabber, in the shape of a tiny tot to go up to you and ask for a piece of cheese please...and you say..."sure, kid".....but what you don't know is....the robot has the strength of 5 men...an has hydraulic fingers that grab the cheese from your hands in an instant...and takes off running at 50 mph. It's programmed to give it to me!!! Guess who has it? ME!

 

[deleted3995701]

Secure feelings surround you as you carry the cheese home when you're ushered into a movie theater. It's a drag show and you get caught up in the festivities. Half way through Jinkx Monsoons act you realize the cheese is missing and is now on stage as part of the Drag act.

Trying to get through the crowd proved fruitless and you ended up losing sight of the Cheese only to see me in the rafters, hoisting the cheese up like a 80s cartoon villain only to run away and flee out the skylight with the cheese.

I have the cheese.

 

[bigboy9239]

I always wonder why NO ONE has actually eaten the cheese...just grabbed it....

 

[deleted15329811]

I pull the old point and say look over there everyone turns their heads and while their heads are turned I eat the cheese! Mmmm melty!