I have the cheese.

[deleted3995701]

Milks you like a goat, reconstitutes the cheese and runs away with it.

The cheese can not be destroyed and it is mine.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I send my robot cheese grabber, in the shape of a tiny tot to go up to you and ask for a piece of cheese please...and you say..."sure, kid".....but what you don't know is....the robot has the strength of 5 men...an has hydraulic fingers that grab the cheese from your hands in an instant...and takes off running at 50 mph. It's programmed to give it to me!!! Guess who has it? ME!

Unfortunately for you, Mr Fixit hadda use the bathroom before leaping off and spied your bionic baby and landed right on him, crushing him and his spark spitting head right your lap and, nukes your face,thus dislodging the cheese and back inta my hands, whereas I use my trusty BOS(Burst Of Speed) and light outta there, leaving a fire trail.
I have the cheese again.

 

[deleted3995701]

Uses the power of the one ring and forces all cheeses into cheese prime. Now I have THE Cheese.

 

[bigboy9239]

By the "power of greyskull"...the cheese is mine!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

the silver surfer rushes in from the cosmos and declares, "The humans of this planet shall pay for their appetites"and uses the power cosmos to zap bb's bbs and forces him to drop the cheese back into my hands.one again the cheese is mine.

 

[bigboy9239]

Galactus summons the surfer and demands he hand over the cheese. He complies..The Cheese-o is mine-o!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Galactus summons the surfer and demands he hand over the cheese. He complies..The Cheese-o is mine-o!

except that SS is a FORMER HERALD OF GALACTUS. And is defiant to his commands, and G wants planetary energy, not dairy to eat, so cheese is still mine.

 

[bigboy9239]

yes...FORMER herald....he is now a free lance cheese snatcher working for me.....I have it!

 

[deleted3995701]

Takes the Cheese and hides with it in the forest. The Cheese is mine.

 

[deleted15329811]

Poison Ivy comes onto the scene wraps vines around your ankles and lifts you well above the forest floor and snatches the cheese and disappears into the thicket of the forest!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

yes...FORMER herald....he is now a free lance cheese snatcher working for me.....I have it!

Except that I brought him in first and he's my employee safeguarding the cheese from my own personal use. I have the cheese and I'm going to keep it.
( By the way keep your silly Retcons to yourself)

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Poison Ivy comes onto the scene wraps vines around your ankles and lifts you well above the forest floor and snatches the cheese and disappears into the thicket of the forest!

I borrow Mr Freeze's freeze gun and freeze the vines to the point where they're Frozen solid through and through and then snatch the cheese out of pammy's hands and return it to my possession right after Poison Ivy's Vines shatter

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

The cheese victory is mine!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

The cheese victory is mine!

Unfortunately, your pic only states what it is; man who is literally a CHEESE HEAD wearing a foam cheese; the real cheese is still mine!!

 

[deleted3995701]

and now it's mine.

 

[bigboy9239]

uh....nope...mine!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

uh....nope...mine!

Incorrecto Fishtown repository boy, La cheese is mine!

 

[deleted3995701]

Well Chuck, hate to be the bearer of bad news but that Cheese is fake and you've been hoodwinked.

The cheese is now mine.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Well Chuck, hate to be the bearer of bad news but that Cheese is fake and you've been hoodwinked.

The cheese is now mine.

Incorrecto my friend, my cheese is genuine and yours is loaded with capsicum red fire ants and an explosive die pack which go off the moment you're out of range.
I have the cheese!!

 

[bigboy9239]

Being the owner of several Oleocapsicum products, in the industrial strength version, I can tell you that fire ants and OC don't mix. However OC and your eyes DO...which I'm sure that by now, you realize that. Can't find the cheese? That's because I took it, while you were squinting and crying...see ya!

to coin a phrase.....I gots it!