Unfortunately, your charm is like Rick James SUPER FREAK; never gets the chick and is like a deflated balloon,(Much like your erections in the sight of a really built woman like PP) and your magic is like DAVID COPPERFIELD- all illusions. And PP easily sees through both and we still roar off the the PH with the Cherished Cheddar.
I told you scores and scores ago; keep your stupid, insipid retcons and dummy theories on the backburner; she's my creation, totally devoted to me, as well a devotee/and established practitioner of double cross, so the PP you thought you had fell for you was her pre op cross cuz by marriage who was happy to teach you a lesson for filching only handed you a faux cheese loaded with dye pack and M 80's with a proximity circuit IF it leaves my sight for more than a few minutes and certain amount of feet. B4 you can board your crapped out Cessna you bought at the sheriff's auction, it go KABLAM and leaves you smoldering and covered in Polka Dot pink dye.
Nope, I must countermand and veto that & remind you you're only walking away with her transgender cuz and phony cheese, whilst I stroll off to my QUIN JET and MY PP and still off to the PH. I have the cheese
The only thing you got is broken teeth after you bite into the faux military grade cement phony one I laid out as a trap. Hope cosmetic dentistry is affordable over there
Don't worry I checked the broken teeth I got and it was made of gold. I just hope you can still afford rusty mechanical trap as I earned your golds
Doesn't change the fact, that I still have the cheese and your gold is the wrapping paper from Xmas. The cheese I still have whilst you seek out an oral surgeon to fix those teeth.
You thought you got the cheese? Nah, you aren't aware you obtained expired cheese that was covered with luxury food wrapping plastic made from non-elastic substances. You should go check up on doctor on what to do with cheezed stomach due to bringing that expired cheese along.
Nah, my cheese hasa good expiration date, whereas yours is developing a life of it's own and looking to crawl away from you.
Listens as the contemptible Canuck yammers on and on about using quasi queso in his dietary habits whilst I prepare a big pot of Mac N'Cheese with MY CHEESE.
I told you I got da Cheeze! I'm about to put it in exhibit to discover hidden elements that will be the key to unlock new species. Although its tempting to experiment on but I still hid it away from both of you!
I'm glad you found the happiness with the doppelganger cheese! I still got the cheese
Oh, you mean your parole officer with cottage cheese thighs, oh keep her. I still have the real cheese.
Glad to see you can make something out of that food replicator besides tofu and into a nice super nutritious but not necessarily delicious cheese! Where as I have the cheese just sitting and waiting for me to make it into mac and cheese
Thankfully unfortunately PP is very thorough and very willing to help me clean to avoid dick Dairy Delights however you still have all that rotten goat cheese you bought on Amazon f o r 3 cents. And me and PP are still somewhere awaiting the cheese to become the grandest pot of mac and cheese! And I'm not going to tell you one more damn time; she's my creation and I say she's still with me because she is loyal to me, not some scrubby ex cop a Philly Fishtown fool
