I have the cheese.

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Sensing you nearby, I get out my last curare darts and shoot it at your legs and arms, rendering you temporarily paralyzed, but alert. As you drop to the ground, I snatch it up and make off with the cheese, hearing you scream obscenities as I burst of speed out of there this time warp speed.

(In singsong) I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, A-GA-IN!

 

[Pecker]

I dress up like a Girl Scout and knock on your door pretending to sell cookies and while you're ROFLYAO I grab the cheese.

Now I have the cheese (and sunburned knees.)

 

[beretta8]

While you are still in Girls Scout garb..you try digging in your itty bitty pocket for a cigarette...I wiz by on my tricycle...grabbing the cheese and and your cookies...see ya sucker!

I have the cheese.....

 

[Northland]

Oh cousin don't be silly! That tricycle ain't going anywhere-I loosened the bolts holding the wheel thingys on. As you start down the hill, the big front wheel flys off heaving you into a muddy ditch. Your hand miraculously is still up in the air, holding the still clean cheese which I grab as I fly by on my landlady's broom (she's a witch).


I have the cheese!

 

[Pecker]

I throw my Girl Scout skirt over the front of your landlady's broom, temporarily breaking the flying spell and as you fall to the ground I catch the cheese.

Now I have the cheese! ...and I feel a breeze!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I pull your shirt up over your face, tie it into a knot, and grab the cheese.

Once again, I have the cheese.

 

[Pecker]

I tazer your ass. (That's a sight to behold!)

Now I have the cheese.

 

[Northland]

You place the tzaer gun back in the pocket of your trousers and accidentally press the charge again sending you into convulsions as you get several jolts into your personal regions. As you writhe around on the ground, I grab the cheese, hop on the crosstown bus and ride away.

 

[Pecker]

I toss a nitrous oxide vial into the bus and while everybody's laughing and rolling in the aisle I grab the cheese again.

Now I have the cheese, still smarting from 50,000 volts to the nuts.

 

[Rubenesque]

Before you've had chance to leave the bus I start sneezing and talking in a Mexican accent. When you drop the cheese in your eagerness to flee from a potential swine flu risk I grab the cheese.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Disguising myself as an INS officer, I immediately use my hidden last mini dart on you, while interrogating you & then throw you into a hazmat truck & grab the cheese. Now I have the cheese again.

 

[Pecker]

I throw your empty mini darts on the road in front of the truck and when you get out to look at your flat tires I steal the cheese and free Denise.

I have the cheese! and a date with Denise's downstairs Spanish-speaking maid

 

[dirtyblacksummer]

I dress up as Denise's downstairs spanish speaking maid and go to Pecker's house. He tries to seduce me by answering the door in skimpy 80's style gym wear (i.e. a oversized sweatshirt cut at the belly with a v neck, legwarmers, and very short shorts) covered in sweat from aerobic dancing with Richard Simmons. I tell him to hop in the shower and I'll meet him in there to "clean up". Once he enters the shower I grab the cheese.
NOW I HAVE THE CHEESE!
**** Before I leave, I also grab the sweating to the oldies VHS*****

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

As you leave, I wait in the bush with a contractor bag and throw it over you with a dartless curare potion , keeping you alert but paralyzed temporarily. I make off with the cheese and yell, the cheese is mine!!

 

[D_Portelay Porquesword]

I stick my foot out as you make for a steady clip to run away, tripping you. As you are laying there dazed and confused I nab the cheese and make my get away.


I have the cheese once again!

 

[Draconis71]

I manage to get in your get-away route. After you bump into me, I convince you to share the cheese with me.

We both have the cheese.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I manage to get in your get-away route. After you bump into me, I convince you to share the cheese with me.

We both have the cheese.

As you both start running away, I place Wile E Coyote's giant flypaper in the middle of the road, thus trapping the both of you.Watching you both smack each other & cuss, I grab the cheese and go sonic, rip road, and firetrail burst of speeds at once and am on another continent.

(In singsong) I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, I-HAVE-THE-CHEESE-AGAIN. AND-YOU'LL-NEVER-FIND-IIIIIIIT.

 

[Northland]

Having enlisted the powers of Steve Austin the bionic man, I am able through his bionic eye vision to locate you swimming with a team of shark wrestlers. As an extra large shark approaches you, you let go of the cheese-mercifully in a zip-loc waterproof storage bin-and I grab the cheese and I am carried away with the help of several friendly dolphins.



I have the cheese-although the dolphins seem to be circling...

 

[Pecker]

Was there a porpoise in that?

I use my UFO's GPS to locate you and the cheese and with my Super Hunky Dory Left Handed Pro II tractor beam I wrest the cheese from your hands, ziplock waterproof storage bin and all.

Now I have the cheese! Bwa-ha-ha-ha!!!

 

[Northland]

Knowing your weakness for all things squirrel; I lay out squirrel, prepared in 88 different ways. While your eyes glaze over in awe and delight, you drop the cheese and I send in my trusted bird Claudius who swoops down, grabs the cheese and brings it to me in exchange for a block of suet covered with sesame seeds.


You are foiled once more, and I now have the cheese.