I have the cheese.

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I speed in grab the cheese and coat you with mice & rat entrails, thus provoking your bird to peck you mercilessly. Now I have the cheese, and am gonna make the world's biggest cheeseburger. Ha ha!

 

[beretta8]

I summon the biggest goober I have ever mustered (hee hee) and put out your grill...(since that's the only real way to have a cheeseburger)....I slap you down with your spatula(Im not really violent but it is THE cheese) and save it for a wonderful grilled cheese back at my place....

I have the cheese!!...

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I walk into your kitchen and grab the frying pan you're using and lambast you upside the noggin but good for the spatula, and grab the cheese and go lightspeed burst of speed and am now someplace unknown. I have the cheese once again, and continue with making my cheeseburger.

 

[beretta8]

Unfortunately, Dumbcow has called the herd home...so there is no meat on the market...(and everyone knows the only real cheeseburger is a Dumbcow cheeseburger).....so ....with you nothing to melt it on....I accidentally shiver your timbers and you cant stop laughing...so I have no choice but to take the cheese....(btw..I found you by using the lpsggps you have installed in your meat)

I have the cheese......

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Fortunately for me tho, I can go either beef or tofu and scarf up the cheese from you and wallop you upside the head with the frying pan again. And BTW, the FDA recently recalled Dumbocow beef cause it's been found laced with poppies, and I've found a secret herd who don't indulge in it.

**in singsong** I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, I-HAVE-THE-CHEESE AGAIN! YOU-CA-AN'T-HAVE-ITTTTTT!!!

 

[bigboy9239]

Using my Dumbcow Meatameater GPS 3000,....I arrive on scene, and upon assessing the situation, I arrive at the conclusion that since you have the cheese, and I have a gun.....I MUST rob you of it. I tell you to give it up, sucka.... which causes you to piss your pants, drop the cheese all while fainting dead away.


Now I have the cheese!! Flooring my get-a-way car....and laughing Maniacally...Boooaahhhahahaha!!!! The cheese, the precious cheese, is all mine.. FINALLY!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Unfortunately, I'm not a heavy fainter, and as such, I sonic boom BOS(Burst Of Speed) past you & your getaway car & have laced the road with spikes. As your car's tires explode, I open the door with a semtex detonator in hand and toss it to you, which makes you shriek and shit yourself(well you didn't think I was gonna let the pissing my pants thing go, didja?:irked. I grab the cheese and go sonic boom again outta there, but not before hearing you curse when you find out it was only a kitchen timer & modeling clay.

Now I have the cheese once more, and am still well on my way to making my cheeseburger.:biggrin:

 

[invisibleman]

Unfortunately, I'm not a heavy fainter, and as such, I sonic boom BOS(Burst Of Speed) past you & your getaway car & have laced the road with spikes. As your car's tires explode, I open the door with a semtex detonator in hand and toss it to you, which makes you shriek and shit yourself(well you didn;t think I was gonna let the pissing my pants thing go, didja?:irked:. I grab the cheese and go sonic boom again outta there, but not before hearing you curse when you find out it was only a kitchen timer & modeling clay.

Now I have the cheese once more, and am still well on my way to making my cheeseburger.:biggrin:

I gave the nice lady in your avatar $300 and a $20 gift card to Bath and Body Works to give you some good "quickie" rush-rush pussy and a tit smothering session while I stole your cheese and ate your tasty cheeseburger.

I have the wonderful cheese(... and a pretty good sex tape to sell:biggrin1.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I gave the nice lady in your avatar $300 and a $20 gift card to Bath and Body Works to give you some good "quickie" rush-rush pussy and a tit smothering session while I stole your cheese and ate your tasty cheeseburger.

I have the wonderful cheese(... and a pretty good sex tape to sell:biggrin1.

Unfortunately for you, that was a trick cheeseburger laced with extra EXTRA strength laxative with phony cheese(I don't use the real cheese till I'm alone) , and as such, I grab the cheese whilst you're uh, "fertilizing" the bushes and have recorded the whole thing it to put on youtube.:naughty::biggrin::tongue:

I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE! AND-YOU'RE- GOING-ON-YOUTUBE, SHOW-ING- YOU-CRAP-PING-IN-THE-BUSHES!
:tongue:

 

[bigboy9239]

Using my remote viewing techniques learned from the Israeli Mossad,,I observe a cheeseburger seemingly disappearing into thin air...after all, you are the invisibleman, but what you don't realize is that cheese gives you terrible gas...you fart horrible, ripping the fabric of time and space, causing a momentary freezing of all reality (except me, after all, I am..a time traveler) . While you're frozen in time, I calmly walk over and pick up said cheese...and abscond with it through a time rift.

oh yes..come to me..my golden yellow lump of goodness....

Shall I say it....Dare I say it....why I do believe yo tengo el Caso!!!! Yeehaaa!!!

 

[invisibleman]

Unfortunately for you, that was a trick cheeseburger laced with extra EXTRA strength laxative with phony cheese(I don't use the real cheese till I'm alone) , and as such, I grab the cheese whilst you're uh, "fertilizing" the bushes and have recorded the whole thing it to put on youtube.:naughty::biggrin::tongue:

I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE! AND-YOU'RE- GOING-ON-YOUTUBE, SHOW-ING- YOU-CRAP-PING-IN-THE-BUSHES!
:tongue:

Using my remote viewing techniques learned from the Israeli Mossad,,I observe a cheeseburger seemingly disappearing into thin air...after all, you are the invisibleman, but what you don't realize is that cheese gives you terrible gas...you fart horrible, ripping the fabric of time and space, causing a momentary freezing of all reality (except me, after all, I am..a time traveler) . While you're frozen in time, I calmly walk over and pick up said cheese...and abscond with it through a time rift.

oh yes..come to me..my golden yellow lump of goodness....

Shall I say it....Dare I say it....why I do believe yo tengo el Caso!!!! Yeehaaa!!!

Oh dear, my stomach hurts...I fart so hard in both of you beyotches' faces knocking you all down a green mile of stairs inside the Statue of Liberty. And you didn't realize I photographed the both of you at the bottom of the stairs in a lover's embrace knocked out looking like a pair of Siamese Twins in a Dirty Sanchez French kiss.

I got both of your beyotches' cheddar.

 

[Pecker]

I'm operating the boat that takes you back into the city from Liberty Island and I have one of my mates toss you unceremoniously overboard then I hit him in the head (no witnesses!) with your camera and putt on to freedom.

Now I have the cheese!

 

[invisibleman]

I'm operating the boat that takes you back into the city from Liberty Island and I have one of my mates toss you unceremoniously overboard then I hit him in the head (no witnesses!) with your camera and putt on to freedom.

Now I have the cheese!

From the waters, I shoot a harpoon through your hand and you threw the cheddar overboard. And it floated back to me. And I use my jet pack to rocket to safety at my secret spy lab penthouse condo in Manhattan.

Pex--I have absconded with your cheddar.

 

[bigboy9239]

There shall be only be one absconder on this board, and you're looking him pal...<<my best Tony Soprano voice... LOL Your jet pack has a slow leak, rendering it only 20% useful...you must land immediately. You crash land in a heap of cow dung at the city dump..... while your odoriferous reward stuns you...I see my opening (no, not that opening)..and once again the cheese (or the cheddar) is mine, mine, mine I tell you!

 

[bigboy9239]

It getting funnier by the post....LOL "I got both of your beyothces Cheddar?" Now that's funny!!

 

[invisibleman]

It getting funnier by the post....LOL "I got both of your beyothces Cheddar?" Now that's funny!!

Oh, yeah? Here's to more comical relief...of your cheddar, beyotch!!! :mischievous:

There shall be only be one absconder on this board, and you're looking him pal...<<my best Tony Soprano voice... LOL Your jet pack has a slow leak, rendering it only 20% useful...you must land immediately. You crash land in a heap of cow dung at the city dump..... while your odoriferous reward stuns you...I see my opening (no, not that opening)..and once again the cheese (or the cheddar) is mine, mine, mine I tell you!

Then from the sky the DISTRICT 9 mothership descends and crashes upon your noggin' leaving...your cheddar intact. What you thought was cow dung was only cat food upon which the aliens ate enough to set me free and in payment for all of that grub...I asked "Where can I get some chedda, beyotches? I need cheddar, dammit!!"..and the aliens brought to me your lifeless blood swollen corpse with cheddar in your cold lifeless hand and...

I take your cheddar once again from your cold dead nana fingas, beyotch!!!! :smile:

 

[bigboy9239]

Iman ..if I was drinking milk right now..it would be all over the computer screen!!! LOL

Paraphrasing Charleton Heston..."You'll take my cheese, when you pry it from my COLD DEAD hands!" Oh..you did that already? .....sorry... ahh..Damned Nana Fingers! LOL!!!!

Ahh..but these are those lobster headed aliens from District 10 (the new improved Slum). After years of cat food abuse...they aren't as intelligent as the ones from District 9. They prefer Kibbles and Bits to cat food. Yes, they eat your cat food, which causes them to retch violently all over you clothes, eating holes in them..exposing both your genitalia and you to redicule.

I pry the treasured golden cube from your misshapen acid etched Phalanges..once again, I believe sir, I possess the valued object once more. Hmmm..now what was it....oh YES ITS THE CHEESE!! Beyotch!!!

 

[invisibleman]

Iman ..if I was drinking milk right now..it would be all over the computer screen!!! LOL

Paraphrasing Charleton Heston..."You'll take my cheese, when you pry it from my COLD DEAD hands!" Oh..you did that already? .....sorry... ahh..Damned Nana Fingers! LOL!!!!

Ahh..but these are those lobster headed aliens from District 10 (the new improved Slum). After years of cat food abuse...they aren't as intelligent as the ones from District 9. They prefer Kibbles and Bits to cat food. Yes, they eat your cat food, which causes them to retch violently all over you clothes, eating holes in them..exposing both your genitalia and you to redicule.

I pry the treasured golden cube from your misshapen acid etched Phalanges..once again, I believe sir, I possess the valued object once more. Hmmm..now what was it....oh YES ITS THE CHEESE!! Beyotch!!!

Then, a Sharlto Copley in drag in MAC Cosmetics, California nails and dons a fabulous ZUMANITY Cirque Du Soleil outfit comes up to and says

"Who you callin' be-yotch? BEYOTCH!!!"

and s/he bitch slaps you which catches you off guard making you drop the chedda into my hand. And I put it into my time lock messenger bag and race off on my DUCATI.

"I gots yer cheessssssseeeeeeeeeeeee, BEEEEeeeeeeeEYYYYYYooooottttcccccccccHhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!":newbie::welcome:

PS: Oh, B-Boi9239...I showed you my tiny mushroom penis while on my DUCATI and in shock you dropped the chedda again into my hands.

Bye Beyotch. Hehehe.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Then, a Sharlto Copley in drag in MAC Cosmetics, California nails and dons a fabulous ZUMANITY Cirque Du Soleil outfit comes up to and says

"Who you callin' be-yotch? BEYOTCH!!!"

and s/he bitch slaps you which catches you off guard making you drop the chedda into my hand. And I put it into my time lock messenger bag and race off on my DUCATI.

"I gots yer cheessssssseeeeeeeeeeeee, BEEEEeeeeeeeEYYYYYYooooottttcccccccccHhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!":newbie::welcome:

PS: Oh, B-Boi9239...I showed you my tiny mushroom penis while on my DUCATI and in shock you dropped the chedda again into my hands.

Bye Beyotch. Hehehe.

I employ THE HULK to come crashing down onto you and the shockwave impact makes you drop the cheese. I rush in, give THE HULK his payment, grab the cheese, and all 4 burst of speeds on outta there.

I-HAVE-THE-CHEE-EESE, I-HAVE-THE-CHEESE-AGAIN! AND-YOU-GOT -STOMPED-BY-THE-HUL-LLKK!

 

[bigboy9239]

"Hulk NOT like being employed...am free spirit....Must pound you upside head until you are dropping pretty (beat up by now) yellow cube." At that point he changes back into Bruce Banner allowing me to grab the cheese with my web shooter (borrowed from Spiderman) and take it back to my lair.

<<Note to posters: I have no idea why the Hulk would start out speaking new age stuff then end up with a Russian accent...but you know Marvel.