I have too many penises!!!!!!!

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  1. TurkeyWithaSunburn

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    Ok, not me, but wouldn't that be something to brag about? :biggrin1:

    Not really. Not if you're a German biker.
    Baby Doll Man with two penises loses wife

    Seems he had an accident and doctors rebuilt a reasonable facsimile of a penis. Worked so well he managed to father a kid. But he wasn't satisfied with the results so he went back to the doctors to get another one. They created another one but wanted to make sure the blood supply would be ok. So he has 2 penises until the newest one is ok, and then presumably the old one removed. He showed his wife his penis and she went home and packed.

    It was in shown in early April. Any Germans wanna say they saw the tv program?

    My moral of the story, having too many dicks is just as much trouble as having no dick.:cool:
     
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    I guess the wife was just not ready for DP! You know there are certain things in life that if it were me; I would not alert the media. This would be one of them. The picture was sort of surreal.
     
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    The picture on the site I linked to isn't a pic of him. It's an old medical picture of diphallia.
     
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    Oh OK, but it still made me throw up a little in my mouth!
     
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    i wonder which penis is the evil penis..
     
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    her parents must have given her a complex about greed.
     
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    one penis is as good as another...
     
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    I understand, I had four women friends with beifits and it was hard to do. But ace was happy! I was tiered. good luck with you penises.
     
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    This story is from 2005, and the story was also on TV in 2005.
    There was nothing on TV about him since.
     
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    the one with the mustache
     
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    A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

    *Edit. Just read the article. Wow.

    A two headed dick. Imagine the girth on that puppy.
     
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    kind of like george washington?

    YouTube - Brad Neely george washington

    "Well he also had four dicks."
     
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    Some women....LOL
     
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    A man with 2 penises is hot for me...
     
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    That made me laugh Nudie. LOL :biggrin1:

    Man udders. :cool:

    x704 you are the Nancy Drew of the internet. You find the oddest, yet most interesting stuff!

    Find some Breasticles!
     
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