I just did a midget.

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by Spamalot, Mar 25, 2007.

  1. Spamalot

    Spamalot New Member

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    Well, not REALLY a midget, but...

    The other day I had sex with a native african woman. She's from a group of people who are perfectly formed but tiny (as in, the big males are 5' tall).

    She was 4'6" (tall for a woman of that area), and absolutely petite. I think I experienced the tightest body known to man.

    Anyway, it was funny to see her reaction to my dick. She hadn't yet seen a regular white dick, and the men of her tribe are apparently very small in the pants as well. :wink:

    She had an incrediblely difficult start with my girth mainly, but we got there in the end. I actually managed to penetrate her from behind after several attempts, and got about 3/4 of the way in.

    Discussion: Would you do a midget or otherwise very short person?
    Do you prefer petite women in particular, or are you an all around kind of guy?

    Describe the perfect body type for you and your (large?) dick.
     
  2. Chode

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    Haha, that reminds me of South Park. I really have no prefrence for size, I take anything I can get. But I think Bridget the Midget is pretty hot.
     
  3. dongalong

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    I shagged a 4' 8"(or 9") Thai woman, and yes she was soooooo tight!
    I really loved the scale effect of her tiny hands and head next to my cock, made me seem HHHUUUUUUGE!!
     
  4. avg_joe

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    Yes, I prefer petite women in particular. Even the patite hookers are tighter than the ordinary ones.
     
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    the girl I am dating right now is 5'
    I hope I won't be too large for her since she already told me that there is definetely a "too big" for her.
     
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    Recently one of my friends started talking about hooking me up with a woamn who is 4" 5." Like you mention, she has the most amazing body. I'd go for it, but it creeps me out a bit that we just measured my eight year old and she is three inches taller than this woman. That doesn't keep me from thinking about the first time she goes "up" on me. :wink:
     
  7. Mr. Snakey

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    I had an affair with a midget. It only lasted a short while. She went to jail for a short period for stealing a ladder from a hardware store. I didn't know she was a midget until she told me. I thought she was standing in a hole. At that same hardware store two years later she pulled out a gun claiming they shorted her at the register. The judge tried to throw the book at her and missed.
     
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    Since im on the short side myself. most girls what will date me are 5 foot,,, and its VERy difficult to get into them :(
     
  9. rob_just_rob

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    I LOLed. I think this post is my new official sobriety test (laugh=can't drive)
     
  10. No_Strings

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    A rather interesting thread, in some aspect
     
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    So is she a pygmy? Bushman? Khoi-san in general?
     
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    You make me laugh. Thank you. :smile: I, obviously, have never had sex with a female dwarf/midget... I did however have an opportunity to have sex with a male dwarf with an incredibly nice body. Never happened, though... the age difference was too weird for me. I was probably 21 at the time and he was in his early 40's? But if I ever saw him again................. *sigh*
     
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    She's not a pygmy or a bushman. I can't remember what exactly she said she was.
     
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    Well Spamalot...sounds as if you got some African Pygmy pussy!:biggrin1:
    Characteristics you described fits the Twides.
    True, these women are not built to take a large penis.
    Anyway... I love petite women, was married to one, it doesn't work for me sexually as much as I would like it to be so.:mad:
    I have had a short female relationship, but was fairly nice and thick (about 5'3" in ht 130-40lbs).
    I'm a leg, tis, & booty man. Dancer type legs esp.
    I doggie her...she wasn't comfortable and couldn't deal with me penerating
    her in the missonary position (front or side)
    I'm a 10.5 -11 incher with 6.5 circum. =erection
    I hang 7-8 inches with 5.5 circum.=soft
    I'm only 5'9"-10" ht. 160lbs thin muscular built type guy
    I don't grow a hell of a lot...only about 3inches to get erected.
    I have discovered some taller than average women (above 5'6) can take
    more of my penis once they get use to it with more than two sexual encounters between us.
    Heavy sized women always seem to be drawn to me; and I have no problem gettin some from them. But some of them can be pretty tight too
    and not let me ride them like a horse...which I certainly will do.
    I aint bowlegged and ride horses for nothin.
    I've seem some perfect types of female bodies here on LPSG (I'd rather not give names).
    Hope I've covered your thread as to what you're looking for:wink:
    By the way, I 've fucked some pretty nice white women too.
    Turned their world out:tongue: They aint tight and white no more:biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1:
    It's all Good Man...
    Be Safe, Be Careful, & Enjoy!
    Whopper-lee:smile:
     
  15. SpoiledPrincess

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    Every time the question of does women's height relate to their vaginal depth and tightness come up the answers always seem to be it's not related to height, however this thread clearly seems to be saying it is.
     
  16. deepthroat512

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    The title of this thread was worth posting alone. Thanks for the LOL
     
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    i had always kinda fantasized about a really tiny chick, but my last ex was kinda short and had a really tight pussy, and honestly, it made me miss my other ex who was 5'11 and could take me deeply and easily. it made things easier, smoother, and more enjoyable. i guess a tiny little thing of a girl can be a big ego boost, but for great sex, it helps if your sizes match
     
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