so, the teen is all stoked, yah? understandably so, he got into, presumably, his first choice for college. he leaves, saying he's gonna tell everyone! but the parents are kinda worried, yah? "*sigh* how are we gonna afford this?" they ask. so, at this point, i'm thinking it's either a debt consolidation or some kine student loan commercial, yah? "maybe i should take that interview" the father says, all sullen. the dad and the mom hold hands. at this point, i'm definitely thinking it's either some kine student loan, home equity loan, or a savings plan commercial for your kids. no. i'm wrong. it's for fucking just for men! what the hell?!