I just had the worst sex of my life

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by lucky8, Jan 31, 2009.

  1. lucky8

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    :puke:pardon me while I give myself a lobotomy :puke:

    ...if I act different from now on, you'll know why
     
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    Details?
     
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    I almost puked on her vagina...and im not even drunk...I did learn a very good lesson tonight though
     
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    ohhh she had a fishy smelling pussy? :(
     
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    beyond fishy....
     
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    like her pussy's been rotting in a sewer fishy?
     
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    instant boner killer too, we went through 3 condoms because I was so turned off...this is the first time I've haven't been able to get hard...and strangely, I am not the least bit embarassed by it

    ....and I puked the second I walked in my door...I need my mommy
     
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    Maybe you could have asked her to go soak her fishness?
     
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    omg lucky! i am so sorry to hear that. do you care about this woman or is she no one important?
     
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    shit at that point I just wanted her outa my apartment
     
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    I met her tonight and I am positive I will never see her again
     
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    so what happened after? how did you get her to leave?
     
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    lol well she said "you want to watch some porn?" and I said "let's just leave it at that" and took her home...ha the whole ride home the only thing on my mind was don't puke in the car!
     
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    Pardon me for asking this. But why is it some woman smell in the Va jay jay, and some dont??
     
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    awww poor baby. during the car ride back did she suspect anything was "fishy?" lol
     
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    I don't understand. Aren't women aware of their smell? Like, wouldn't she, hypothetically at least, be so unbelievable nervous, embarrassed, and uptight during the whole experience because she's thinking "oh I hope he doesn't smell how horrible I smell."

    It's the reason I make sure I shower everytime right before I go out at night and why I ALMOST don't want to "get mine" if I don't because I'm afraid of her reaction if she goes down on me.
     
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    hell I don't know, I was too focused on not puking in my car to really care about any awkwardness there may have been
     
  20. D_Ivana Dickenside

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    it depends a lot on what a woman eats and how well she keeps herself clean down there. the coochie is always damp and the foods we consume kind of breathe out through there, which an effect on the way it smells. or it could also be that this woman lucky wasn't so lucky with just didn't wash her nasty self.
     
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