I just masturbated

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by marleyisalegend, Aug 18, 2008.

  1. marleyisalegend

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    and I feel GREAT!!
    I'm implementing a new rule. I'm not going to post unless I've first busted a nut, that way I'm less prone to sound like some of these hacks that get their panties in a bundle whenever they hear something they don't like.:biggrin1:
     
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    Congratulations! I hope you had time to wipe up before posting....sticky keyboards are very 2001...
     
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    Oh, I don't know. :wink:
     
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    OMG! How dare you post something like that in a site like this!!!! This is outrageous!:wink:

    Good for you Marley! I love it when people love it!... Whatever that is...
     
  5. marleyisalegend

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    ^"It" could be the fiesta corn/ham cornbread I made the other night, "it" could be a hug from my niece or an Aretha Franklin record. In this case, "it" was a wonderfully executed self-handjob.

    "It" was terribly relaxing.
     
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    whhhatttts wrrrrrrrronnnnngg withhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sticccccccccccccky
    keyyyboarrrrrrredsssssssss?
    ;l;

    damn,

    dcw44444444
     
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    Does that mean you get to post all the Sticky Notes?
     
  8. marleyisalegend

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    LOL.

    The way DC posted, does that really happen with sticky keyboards? I chat with someone on Yahoo messenger and their A's and Y's are always tripled. For instance; Heyyyy how yyyyou doin todaaayyy? Does he have nut juice on his keyboard?
     
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    haha..that's great...

    and marley, who doesn't post after they've blown a load? i don't think i'd be the sweet and innocent person (cough) that i am unless i didn't. :wink:
     
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    so thats it? were u holding it in all this time???? is that why your always gion off on rants every which direction? if so..masturbate more often please :)
     
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    Better than a cup of gold aint it? LOL
     
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    But sticky fingers are forever.
     
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    Better than 10 cups of gold!!!
     
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    I've noticed the length of your posts has diminished a bit since you imposed this new rule. Please be careful not to get carpal tunnel. Stretch those tendons and do a warm up exercise before posting.
     
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    THHHHAAATTTS JJJUSSST TTTOOO fffffffUUUNNY :smile:
     
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    Clowns. Funny stuff.
     
  18. marleyisalegend

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    LOL, I'll try. It's just too tempting, to easy to go up in my room, shut the door, and pop out a few knuckle-children.
     
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    Back in the 60's and 70's you had your "free love" and it was more described as "drug fest orgies" with the hippies. Today, masturbation is the new version of "free love". Like everything over the past few decades, we've moved from a "service to others" society to a "self-service" society. Damn inflation !
     
  20. B_ScaredLittleBoy

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    I cant masturbate. My spider-sense...I mean penis is tingling. I had quite a long session earlier.
     
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