I just realized something I find very disturbing

[sixlittleboi]

I havent had sex with someone in almost 2 years! I just turned 30 which is a little freaky to begin with, but on top of that I might be a virgin all over again! (that's a joke, please don't talk about how that's not how it works) I am getting closer to the point where I might just hire some random guy to do me hard and fast to cut that 2 year time period down. At first it was like I want to find someone to build a relationship with someone, but screw that now I think I just want to get screwed. Any takers? :biggrin1:

 

[rob_]

First of all, that's NOT how virginity works. :wink:

Second, by the looks of it, I think you could manage finding a quick fuck without having to rack up any debt.

And even though you have 're-virginized' yourself, just be glad that you've lost your virginity at least once so far. I'm still working on mine- but not trying too hard.

 

[DiscoBoy]

Go fuck yourself. Or would 'go screw yourself' be more fitting?:wink::tongue:

 

[B_Nick8]

Oh, I've perused your gallery, n, yeah.

 

[vince]

You must not be trying very hard. There should be line up it hit you.

 

[B_Nick8]

You must not be trying very hard. There should be line up it hit you.

Oh, Vince. Always rational.

 

[B_theOtherJJ]

Even a gay troll can find sex. And you aint in that category. I guess your post was just for attention, because clearly if you really wanted sex, you could find it....

 

[B_Nick8]

http://www.cricketfizz.com/cricketblog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/pineapple.jpg

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

yeah i agree with these guys. How dare you sit here and complain about not getting fucked when you so easily can!!!!!!!! me on the other hand....XD

 

[B_Nick8]

me on the other hand....

Are you insane?? I've seen your gallery, too.

 

[vince]

yeah i agree with these guys. How dare you sit here and complain about not getting fucked when you so easily can!!!!!!!! me on the other hand....XD

hmmm.... sixlittleboi on one hand and you on the other... Could be fun.

 

[vince]

What's wrong with these guys Nick? They look better than half decent, yet they are having trouble getting laid. We should start a clinic or give workshops or something.

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

the lemon on here and the lemon on the other side of the screen are two very different beasts.....which made me laugh as lemon is an insult here....

 

[B_Nick8]

What's wrong with these guys Nick? They look better than half decent, yet they are having trouble getting laid. We should start a clinic or give workshops or something.

I guess we'll just have to have sex with them. *sigh*

 

[sixlittleboi]

It's not that I couldn't have found someone to just fuck me over the passed 2 years, wow, but I had decided I wanted a boyfriend. I figure if I run across someone that I want as a boyfriend, then I'll go from there. But for now I just want to get laid. I guess that makes me a little slutty. Who cares?! I think I can have fun with slutty.

 

[Smooth88]

Don't feel bad I haven't had sex in 21 years 2 months and 10 days plus however long the time was when I had sex and I died in my past life.

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

Don't feel bad I haven't had sex in 21 years 2 months and 10 days plus however long the time was when I had sex and I died in my past life.

jesus, it isnt a competition you nknow!!!!!!:biggrin1:

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

I guess we'll just have to have sex with them. *sigh*

Neither of you two have seen my face aswell. I could be like a picasso painting

 

[Smooth88]

jesus, it isnt a competition you nknow!!!!!!:biggrin1:

I know I'm just trying to make him feel better.

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

I know I'm just trying to make him feel better.

you gotta fuck him to do that:wink: