I just want to dress up for halloween, but not in any costume. What Can I Say I Am? Here's my halloween strategy: I want to look better than everyone else on the dance floor. So I'm going to dress up in business attire and be really sharp. Like dress shoes, dress pants and shirt and tie. Getting a haircut and shaving and washing my face. The whole nine yards. But what can I say I am? Lawyer? But what other paraphernalia would a lawyer have with him? I'm trying to think, what other items could I get to portray another profession? I tried the idea of being a club bouncer, but I would have to go out and buy new clothes which I do not have the time or energy to do.