I keep getting bigger and bigger

[B_Robert Fish]

I am as at least as big as Overlord, but it keeps getting longer and longer.
I know I cannot have normal sex, but I don't really care.
I also love my size, and I can't wait until it gets bigger! What should I dO?
No jokes please, this is a REAL topic, thanks!!

 

[Dr Rock]

I don't understand your question. what should you do about what?

 

[Aruba 1st]

Originally posted by Robert Fish@May 27 2005, 03:47 AM
1. I keep getting bigger and bigger.
2. I know I cannot have normal sex,
3. but I don't really care.
4. What should I do ?

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1. I suffer the same affliction; as do - I suspect - most men, and perhaps -
....most women.
2. Where there's a will, there's a way. Keep looking !
....You just haven't met the one for You, yet.
3. OOps !, never mind - no desire nor will.
4. Do nothing if you're satisfied.
....Keep trying if not ?

 

[Pecker]

It gets really useful the longer it gets. Use it for:

1. A jump rope.
2. A traffic counter.
3. Dog leash.
4. Run it from the tub to the toilet if you don't like peeing in the shower.
5. Push the TV buttons with it when you lose the remote.
6. Hang it out the window - if it's wet, it's raining.
7. If you get excited in a movie theater just run it under the seats in front of you. The guy several rows down will get yelled at for the sticky mess.

any more, guys?

 

[B_Robert Fish]

Originally posted by Pecker@May 27 2005, 02:16 PM
It gets really useful the longer it gets. Use it for:

1. A jump rope.
2. A traffic counter.
3. Dog leash.
4. Run it from the tub to the toilet if you don't like peeing in the shower.
5. Push the TV buttons with it when you lose the remote.
6. Hang it out the window - if it's wet, it's raining.
7. If you get excited in a movie theater just run it under the seats in front of you. The guy several rows down will get yelled at for the sticky mess.

any more, guys?

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Well, that was quite an amusing post, but not what I was asking for. I can see where I
set myself up for that.
What I really want is some advice, as to whether or not I can stop it, and I don't
know about anything on how to do that. I don't have any tumours, or pain, and this
has been going on ever since I was in puberty. It stopped for awhile, but then I got
really aroused, and I had to masturbate constantly (like 8-10 times a day) and that's
when I noticed it was even longer than before. Now, I'm 37 years old, and I've
gotten even longer, while having to same sex drive, it just doesn't stop!
I don't want to list my length, because I don't want a flame war against me.
Also, I want you all to know that I made over 84 posts to this board before
"Coming out" about my problem! I spent a lot of time thinking about this.
I don't know what to do, really, see a urologist, or what? I thought I could get
advice and help here. But, like I said, I really enjor my size and get off on
showing it off.
What should I do?

 

[Dr Rock]

again: what is the problem? what are you looking for advice about?

 

[jonb]

Digging ditches for irrigation.

 

[13788]

Goon: cut it off and use it for a garden hose.

 

[vega]

firstly to answer somethings there have been treatments based on surgery and hormonal thereapy. Look it up or go straight to the source and ask overlord. if you are serious and truthful then I'll bet he would be more than happy to help.

Second another suggestion show it off. You say you love it and proving yourself will help some people here take you more seriously and believe you. Everyone is at risk for flaming on the board. there will always be people ready.

Be a little more decisive about what your asking. You kind of came across as saying "I'm huge, I love it, I get off on it, I have no problems. Anyone have suggestions or advice?"

 

[prepstudinsc]

At age 37, I would think that something is wrong if your penis is still growing or started growing again. Just make a trip to the doctor and find out if everything is OK or not. Don't play around with any health related issue. It's better to go and have it turn out to be nothing than wait and wait and wait and it turn out to be something serious.

 

[Aruba 1st]

Originally posted by prepstudinsc@May 28 2005, 07:19 PM
At age 37, I would think that something is wrong if your penis is still growing

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How about a medical Web site Link related to "age and growing" ?

 

[TheOverlord]

Yes yes yes, doctors always have the best ansrews.

You may think its just growing, but it could be a tumor like what happened to me. You never know, go see a doctor.

 

[B_Robert Fish]

Originally posted by TheOverlord@May 29 2005, 06:57 AM
Yes yes yes, doctors always have the best ansrews.

You may think its just growing, but it could be a tumor like what happened to me. You never know, go see a doctor.

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Hello! Thanks for posting and for your advice! Yes, I have a doctor, and I've had a
proctology exam (yuk). I cannot stand the feeling! I do have an enlarged prostate
gland, but I have had it for years, and there are no other apparent problems.
I live in a VERY small town in Montana, the kind of town that everyone knows
everyone elses business. I don't like to show off here, I do that when I go to
Seattle, where I grew up. I don't have a tumour, but I have gone to other
specialists, and the general opinion is the my body is still producing some growth
hormones. But the only side effect I had was some minor acne.
I didn't notice the extra growth until after I lost a bunch of wheight. I lost over 55
pounds, because I start to develope Pre-Diabeties, I gained the weight by taking a drug called Zyprexa. I have Bi-Polar disorder (not too bad though). Then I learned
it was REALLY bad, and I put myself on a diet, and as the pounds came off, I could
see my penis getting longer. I thought that was normal, because I know that
the penis is a vein, and adding fat around it can actualy make it shorter.
Knowing that, I accepted seeing it longer, but a few months later, it looked
larger to me, so I took a measurement (which is something I never did) just to
make sure. And I am NOT going to say what it is, because I don't want get flamed.
It was longer, and I knew it wasn't due to wgheit loss, because I spent on scale
every single day, as the diet program to me to do.
Thanks for the time to read my lenghty message!
RF

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

uh-oh, the post starters' name is Robert?

Everybody grab some extra strength apsirin, we got us a live one here.

 

[mindseye]

Originally posted by MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK@May 29 2005, 06:43 PM
Everybody grab some extra strength apsirin, we go us a live one here.

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pssst, Chuck: this isn't Robert from Austria (the English is just barely too good). This is Robert Fish, aka Robert W., who uses homophobia to conceal his long-term obsession with Jonah Falcon.

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[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Originally posted by mindseye+May 30 2005, 12:54 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(mindseye &#064; May 30 2005, 12:54 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK@May 29 2005, 06:43 PM
Everybody grab some extra strength apsirin, we go us a live one here.

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pssst, Chuck: this isn&#39;t Robert from Austria (the English is just barely too good). This is Robert Fish, aka Robert W., who uses homophobia to conceal his long-term obsession with Jonah Falcon.

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You really think that matters there, mindseye? Since I&#39;ve been here, any cat with the 1st name of Robert, fish or otherwise has always been trouble.

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by mindseye@May 30 2005, 12:54 AM
pssst, Chuck: this isn&#39;t Robert from Austria (the English is just barely too good).

I thought RobertXXX was Dutch. I seem to remember that Javierdude was embarassed that a compatriot of his was such an annoying troll.

 

[B_Robert Fish]

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+May 30 2005, 06:51 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; May 30 2005, 06:51 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-mindseye@May 30 2005, 12:54 AM
pssst, Chuck: this isn&#39;t Robert from Austria (the English is just barely too good).

I thought RobertXXX was Dutch. I seem to remember that Javierdude was embarassed that a compatriot of his was such an annoying troll.

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You two are cretins&#33; I grew up in the U.S. and moved to a small town in Mt from
Seattle&#33; I don&#39;t know anyone named Robet W., but unlike the rest of you, I use my
REAL name&#33; Whoever your&#39;e thinking to probably based thier name on mine&#33;
Anyway, I don&#39;t care, because I&#39;m no troll, I made 84 posts before finally "coming
out" with my problem here. That is all.
Resume bashing me now.

 

[mindseye]

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@May 30 2005, 01:51 AM
I thought RobertXXX was Dutch.

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I stand corrected.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+May 30 2005, 06:51 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; May 30 2005, 06:51 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-mindseye@May 30 2005, 12:54 AM
pssst, Chuck: this isn&#39;t Robert from Austria (the English is just barely too good).

I thought RobertXXX was Dutch. such an annoying troll.

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Not to mention a pestering overbearing twit who couldn&#39;t stop being belligerent in any of hisposts anywhere.