I knew a guy who wore a butt plug to work and then died.

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  1. Mem

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    The two were completely unrelated, however.
     
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    And the point...
     
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    So, you knew a man "who wore a butt plug to work"...
    And,
    You knew another man that "then died"

    What you said about the second man Makes no sense to me....
     
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    It's a joke, it means the guy didn't die as a result of the butt plug.
     
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    Fail ...
     
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    It s smart humor, some people don't get it.
     
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    Died and gone to heaven, I'll bet. :wink:

    PS. Coming south at the end of the month and hope to see you!
     
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    Although it is quite common for butt plugs and people to be quite intimate I don't think they can get married so they would be unrelated
     
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    How could you be around to relay that?:wink:
     
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    I don't get it
     
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    Its not particularly smart. But is definitely not funny.
     
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    Not particularly original or providing an adequate punch line.
     
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    I will explain it to the peanut gallery.

    I knew a guy who wore a butt plug to work and then died.
    The two were completely unrelated, however.


    The title implies that he died from a butt plug

    The punch line tells you that the two events are not related.

    I knew a guy who wore a butt plug to work and he died eventually.

    Peoples SAT scores must have sucked here if they don't get the joke.
     
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    (Here is a joke for the people who didn't get that joke)

    You guys are so ugly that when you go to the Zoo you need to buy two tickets

    One to get in and one to get you.
     
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    I realize the meaning, I just do not get how this qualifies as a joke, because it certainly is not even a little bit humorous.
     
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    You would probably enjoy prop comedy like Carrot Top then.
     
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    I got the original joke and I didn't need the explanation. I stand by my first comment. "Not particularly smart. Definitely not funny."
     
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    So just because we all think you're "joke" isn't funny at all and most definitely not smart you assume we all didn't get the joke. Guess you're not smart either then.

    By the way, I wonder how the coroner feels when he finds the little surprise.
     
  19. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    One to get us WHAT?:confused:
    Speaking of zoo jokes, here is a classic one;
    Yo mama so ugly when she walk past the laughing hyena cage, they start crying.
     
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    I'll add that to the list of things my mother should have told me....

    "You never know if you'll be in an accident, so always wear clean underwear... but not your butt plug."
     
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