I knew it!

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by Northland, Dec 13, 2008.

  1. Northland

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    Last year at Christmas time I was wondering why there were no gifts sitting on my gift table (I don't do the tree thing-too tiring). It had happened other times but now I know what happened.

    Apparently boys and girls it doesn't matter how nice you've been all year. Santa is an idiot and didn't leave someone tending to his sleigh.

    Santa takes a break

    but it gets worse-Goofing off

    and then find out why Rudolph has a red nose-Poor Rudolph!


    So, if you don't get any presents from Santa this year, it's not because you were naughty and not nice. It's just that Santa's something of a perv.
     
  2. Principessa

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    Eeeeww Santa has back hair? I coulda lived without that knowledge. :yuck:
     
  3. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    That's not the Santa I know.
     
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