I knew it!

Northland

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Last year at Christmas time I was wondering why there were no gifts sitting on my gift table (I don't do the tree thing-too tiring). It had happened other times but now I know what happened.

Apparently boys and girls it doesn't matter how nice you've been all year. Santa is an idiot and didn't leave someone tending to his sleigh.

Santa takes a break

but it gets worse-Goofing off

and then find out why Rudolph has a red nose-Poor Rudolph!


So, if you don't get any presents from Santa this year, it's not because you were naughty and not nice. It's just that Santa's something of a perv.