Last year at Christmas time I was wondering why there were no gifts sitting on my gift table (I don't do the tree thing-too tiring). It had happened other times but now I know what happened.
Apparently boys and girls it doesn't matter how nice you've been all year. Santa is an idiot and didn't leave someone tending to his sleigh.
Santa takes a break
but it gets worse-Goofing off
and then find out why Rudolph has a red nose-Poor Rudolph!
So, if you don't get any presents from Santa this year, it's not because you were naughty and not nice. It's just that Santa's something of a perv.
Apparently boys and girls it doesn't matter how nice you've been all year. Santa is an idiot and didn't leave someone tending to his sleigh.
Santa takes a break
but it gets worse-Goofing off
and then find out why Rudolph has a red nose-Poor Rudolph!
So, if you don't get any presents from Santa this year, it's not because you were naughty and not nice. It's just that Santa's something of a perv.