I know EXACTLY how big my dick is, but do you have any idea how tight your pussy is?

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1. My vagina is small and tight : How do you know?
well we have these things we call ''fingers''.
if we can grip fingers then we know we can grip a cock.
if we can grip fingers tightly then we know we can grip a cock tightly.

i know it's a wild and radical idea that women might be able to do stuff like ''think'' and ''figure things out'' just like regular people do, but in some parts of the world they even taught us to drive! amazing huh??

ffs :rolleyes:
 

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So 99.99% of men must find you a rubbish fuck then? :rolleyes: Does that bother you?

No, it's not rubbish -- even after sex, I return to my original shape -- within a reasonable time: the same day -- an hour or so.

Absolutely not -- I've never been worried about my size because of genetics: it is, what it is! No exercising here.
 

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well we have these things we call ''fingers''.
if we can grip fingers then we know we can grip a cock.
if we can grip fingers tightly then we know we can grip a cock tightly.

i know it's a wild and radical idea that women might be able to do stuff like ''think'' and ''figure things out'' just like regular people do, but in some parts of the world they even taught us to drive! amazing huh??

ffs :rolleyes:


Wow, great answer -- didn't think of that one. You were on the money. Thanks, ffs.
 

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The other woman who could take a fist was multi-orgasmic (she came, often squirting, every few minutes) and by the time she'd cum several times she'd get very engorged deep down, this meant that while the bottom four inches of my cock were in the increasingly wet, sloppy part of her cunt the top three were in an increasingly tight part further in. When she got in this state the gaps between her orgasms almost disappeared...
Gotta say, that sounds incredible! I'd like to come back as a man in my next life, just to experience something like this. (And then back to life as a woman in the lives after that. :wink:)
 

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Real question is :
dose vajina hang like sleeve of wizard?
Pls to be answering you.

Do your flaps hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
like a continental soldier?
Do your flaps.....hang.....low?

Do your flaps hang high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they droop when they are wet?
Do they stiffen when they're dry?
Can you semaphore your neighbour
with a minimum of labour?
Do your flaps.....hang.....high?


Do your flaps flip-flop?
Can you use them for a mop?
Are they stringy at the bottom?
Are they curly at the top?
Can you use them for a swatter?
Can you use them for a blotter?
Do your flaps.....flip.....flop?


Do your flaps hang out?
Can you waggle them about?
Can you flip them up and down
as you fly around the town?
Can you shut them up for sure
when you hear an awful bore?
Do your flaps.....hang.....out?


:tongue: :biggrin1: :smile:
 
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Do your flaps hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
like a continental soldier?
Do your flaps.....hang.....low?

Do your flaps hang high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they droop when they are wet?
Do they stiffen when they're dry?
Can you semaphore your neighbour
with a minimum of labour?
Do your flaps.....hang.....high?


Do your flaps flip-flop?
Can you use them for a mop?
Are they stringy at the bottom?
Are they curly at the top?
Can you use them for a swatter?
Can you use them for a blotter?
Do your flaps.....flip.....flop?


Do your flaps hang out?
Can you waggle them about?
Can you flip them up and down
as you fly around the town?
Can you shut them up for sure
when you hear an awful bore?
Do your flaps.....hang.....out?


:tongue: :biggrin1: :smile:

Thanks for the new word!:tongue:
 

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So, like, how DO you measure how tight your cootenanny is?

Do you like, slide a pressure gauge up there and do a few kegels? What?

Inquiring minds want to know.
 

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Do your flaps hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
like a continental soldier?
Do your flaps.....hang.....low?

Do your flaps hang high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they droop when they are wet?
Do they stiffen when they're dry?
Can you semaphore your neighbour
with a minimum of labour?
Do your flaps.....hang.....high?


Do your flaps flip-flop?
Can you use them for a mop?
Are they stringy at the bottom?
Are they curly at the top?
Can you use them for a swatter?
Can you use them for a blotter?
Do your flaps.....flip.....flop?


Do your flaps hang out?
Can you waggle them about?
Can you flip them up and down
as you fly around the town?
Can you shut them up for sure
when you hear an awful bore?
Do your flaps.....hang.....out?


:tongue: :biggrin1: :smile:

I think I love you, Willow.
 

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So, like, how DO you measure how tight your cootenanny is?

Do you like, slide a pressure gauge up there and do a few kegels? What?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Since you asked (and no one's answered) look up the Kegelmaster. It's like the thighmaster for pussy instead. It's got a setting for different levels of difficulty. That can be a gauge of sorts.
 

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So, like, how DO you measure how tight your cootenanny is?

Do you like, slide a pressure gauge up there and do a few kegels? What?

Inquiring minds want to know.

oh its easy, you muddle some sugar, bitters and a bit of water in a short glass, and then add bourbon and an orange wedge...

oh wait... thats how you make an old fashioned... yeah, i dont.
 

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What's sad is that this is just what happens when male thought patterns and female thought patterns collide. As has been said, some things do not translate.

That said, this thread was worthwhile for the following reasons...

Any of dolfette's posts.

willows:
Do your flaps hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
like a continental soldier?
Do your flaps.....hang.....low?

Do your flaps hang high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they droop when they are wet?
Do they stiffen when they're dry?
Can you semaphore your neighbour
with a minimum of labour?
Do your flaps.....hang.....high?


Do your flaps flip-flop?
Can you use them for a mop?
Are they stringy at the bottom?
Are they curly at the top?
Can you use them for a swatter?
Can you use them for a blotter?
Do your flaps.....flip.....flop?


Do your flaps hang out?
Can you waggle them about?
Can you flip them up and down
as you fly around the town?
Can you shut them up for sure
when you hear an awful bore?
Do your flaps.....hang.....out?


:tongue: :biggrin1: :smile:
I lurv a wills!


Aninny's:
So, like, how DO you measure how tight your cootenanny is?

Do you like, slide a pressure gauge up there and do a few kegels? What?

Inquiring minds want to know.
I now have interesting visuals in me head! thanks!


RD's:
Since you asked (and no one's answered) look up the Kegelmaster. It's like the thighmaster for pussy instead. It's got a setting for different levels of difficulty. That can be a gauge of sorts.
How did I know YOU would have info?! lol! or if there wasn't a product, you'd invent one:tongue:

1kmb1:
oh its easy, you muddle some sugar, bitters and a bit of water in a short glass, and then add bourbon and an orange wedge...

oh wait... thats how you make an old fashioned... yeah, i dont.
LOL!
 

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RD's:

How did I know YOU would have info?! lol! or if there wasn't a product, you'd invent one:tongue:

It was a month long project and I told no one, how'd you find out? :tongue:

I rigged one of those blood pressure gauges to a nasal aspirator bulb (the tiny ones). Works like a charm gripping by hand, but sucked to high heaven when I put it inside my wife.

Anyway, the kegelmaster was from one of petite's post originally. I wish I could take the credit.