I know EXACTLY how big my dick is, but do you have any idea how tight your pussy is?

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It was a month long project and I told no one, how'd you find out? :tongue:

I rigged one of those blood pressure gauges to a nasal aspirator bulb (the tiny ones). Works like a charm gripping by hand, but sucked to high heaven when I put it inside my wife.

Anyway, the kegelmaster was from one of petite's post originally. I wish I could take the credit.
*blinks* i actually typed "picturing RD rigging a BP cuff* in my post..but edited it! lol

as for the kegelmaster being a Ptite post...that doesn't surprise me! awesome!
my vagina cuts coupons :tongue1:
but is your Jennt into extreme couponing? :tongue;
Does she have teeth or is she JennyScissorPussy?

Scissor pussy.

That sounds both erotic and horrifying.
yikes!
THIS is horrifying, but a good movie
TEETH - OFFICIAL TRAILER - YouTube
I saw a mention of that while looking up stuff! lol
 

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ive never given birth

not shocking :smile:

anyway.. Mooncups are sold in to sizes A and B.
A After Vaginal Birth
B No Vaginal Birth

do ya know the staggering difference in size?
A 14.6 cm circumference
B 14.2 cm circumference

yeah...
.4 cm

if you compare menstrual cups, using post vaginal delivery vs. non-vaginal delivery the numbers don't change from brand to brand. now this is a product used by millions of women, for decades. research and customer feedback has shaped the specifics of the products. assume .4cm isn't a wild guess, is a number that accurately represents a standard for most women.

.4 cm.

can we please put the vaginal delivery bullshit to rest?

i suspect vaginal birth destroys an remains of the hymen. giving the vaginal introitus a more dilated/opened appearance. not saying some women don't experience nerve/muscle damage.. but most women will "snap" back to standard rather quickly.

*not even going to get into the golden stitch*
 

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I guess I know because ive been told+ ive never given birth

This is exactly what I'm talking about.

If someone comments on the size of my penis--whether they call it large or small--I can measure it and do a little bit research, and thus discover how big it actually is. This means that other people's opinions have a minimal effect on my perception of my size.

But pussies are harder to measure. So women have little choice but to trust what guys say about how tight they are.

If I tell a girl she's loose (which I would never do), she has little recourse to prove me wrong (other than sleeping with a bunch of guys and asking them how tight she is).

I am much less self-conscious about my penis size than I used to be--because I measured myself and researched penis size. If I were a woman, I would still be incredibly self-conscious about how tight my pussy is, and my lovers' comments would have a huge effect on my self-esteem.

So, ladies, if a guy calls you loose, what can you do to repair your self-esteem?
 

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urm. being called loose wouldn't injure my self esteem. me Jenny is awesome, but she's not what makes me awesome. :smile:

how do i know i am tight? cuz my boy's stupid peen is too damn big. since he's the only dude i am bedding down with.. and where most of my vaginal fun lives... for all intents and purposes i am defined as tight.

i don't really think of my vagina in terms of tight/loose. i think of Jenny as pleasurable. i think of her as healthy. i think of her as mine. i think of her as friendly. responsive. accommodating. enthusiastic. pink :rolleyes::wink:... lots of adjectives.

:shrug: maybe cuz my bits are internal.. there ain't any appendage related insecurities? my feet are outside bits. protruding from my body. i worry about my feet *nay, boats with piggies* being huge. not me cooch.
 

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This is exactly what I'm talking about.

If someone comments on the size of my penis--whether they call it large or small--I can measure it and do a little bit research, and thus discover how big it actually is. This means that other people's opinions have a minimal effect on my perception of my size.

But pussies are harder to measure. So women have little choice but to trust what guys say about how tight they are.

If I tell a girl she's loose (which I would never do), she has little recourse to prove me wrong (other than sleeping with a bunch of guys and asking them how tight she is).

I am much less self-conscious about my penis size than I used to be--because I measured myself and researched penis size. If I were a woman, I would still be incredibly self-conscious about how tight my pussy is, and my lovers' comments would have a huge effect on my self-esteem.

So, ladies, if a guy calls you loose, what can you do to repair your self-esteem?

Dump him.

Which seems like a trite answer, but isn't really. Who knows why a guy says something so stupid? In my experience, guys usually say that because they feel it's going to hurt the woman they are sleeping with - not necessarily because it's true. Better I find a man who likes me better. My self esteem is fine.

I also believe the opposite can be true. A woman who tells a man that his cock is too small, may be trying to hurt him and not actually be telling the truth. Better find a woman who likes him better as well.
 

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Just the sound of "you have a loose pussy" is pejorative to me. That's akin to saying to a woman that she's a ho. Not Cool.


Oh, and with regards to my question earlier about how you tell, yeah, that was more of a joke. Still, I fo sho got tooken to school via the TMI train.
 

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So women have little choice but to trust what guys say about how tight they are.
for crying out loud! WE HAVE FINGERS! we have fingers and brains. between the two fricking things we might just be capable of figuring it out.

your penis is not where the universe ends and begins.

:rolleyes:

christ on a cracker, some people are dim. i mean, seriously? you imagine we're totally incapable of poking a finger or ten in there, having a squeeze, thinking ''jenny could do with some tone'' and start doing our kegels? because we don't have a penis?
 
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Just the sound of "you have a loose pussy" is pejorative to me. That's akin to saying to a woman that she's a ho. Not Cool.
objection!

how does a physical feature indicate a moral standard?
does a guy's cock size tell you how sexually active he is?

and if a guy said it the right way he might be doing her a favour. a long term lover who points out, sensitively, that you are losing musce tone? he might be saving you a future of incontinence and prolapse.

you'd tell me if a mole on my back had turned funny. you'd tell me if you found a lump in my breast. sometimes we don't check ourselves as regularly as we shoud and if you'd ever seen a prolapse, you'd see that muscle tone is a health issue.
 
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urm. being called loose wouldn't injure my self esteem. me Jenny is awesome, but she's not what makes me awesome. :smile:

how do i know i am tight? cuz my boy's stupid peen is too damn big. since he's the only dude i am bedding down with.. and where most of my vaginal fun lives... for all intents and purposes i am defined as tight.

i don't really think of my vagina in terms of tight/loose. i think of Jenny as pleasurable. i think of her as healthy. i think of her as mine. i think of her as friendly. responsive. accommodating. enthusiastic. pink :rolleyes::wink:... lots of adjectives.

I wish guys thought about their cocks this way. (Though that would probably kill this site.)

Dump him.

Which seems like a trite answer, but isn't really. Who knows why a guy says something so stupid? In my experience, guys usually say that because they feel it's going to hurt the woman they are sleeping with - not necessarily because it's true. Better I find a man who likes me better. My self esteem is fine.

I also believe the opposite can be true. A woman who tells a man that his cock is too small, may be trying to hurt him and not actually be telling the truth. Better find a woman who likes him better as well.

Yes, when girls calls guys small, and when guys call girls loose, they do it with the intention of hurting the other person, and there's a good chance the insult is a lie.

However, that doesn't mean it doesn't hurt. Yes, you should probably dump a partner who belittles your genitals--but the damage has already been done. They've already taken a hatchet to your self-esteem.

And how do you know they were lying? Perhaps the guy always thought you were loose, and he just concealed his feelings until he wanted to hurt you.

What can you do to thoroughly convince yourself that the guy was lying, and that your pussy is, in fact, perfectly tight?
 

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for crying out loud! WE HAVE FINGERS! we have fingers and brains. between the two fricking things we might just be capable of figuring it out.

your penis is not where the universe ends and begins.

:rolleyes:

christ on a cracker, some people are dim. i mean, seriously? you imagine we're totally incapable of poking a finger or ten in there, having a squeeze, thinking ''jenny could do with some tone'' and start doing our kegels? because we don't have a penis?

Fair enough. But that doesn't answer what reference you use do discern whether ''jenny could do with some tone'' or "jenny is tight."

How do you know what number of fingers counts as tight, and what number counts as loose?
 

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Fair enough. But that doesn't answer what reference you use do discern whether ''jenny could do with some tone'' or "jenny is tight."

How do you know what number of fingers counts as tight, and what number counts as loose?
oh i don't know... memory? common sense? knowing how many fingers thick a cock is? those silly, rational, logical reasoning type things.

i'll use small words:

if your peepee is as wide as three fingers
i can put in two fingers
if it feels like a tight fit
and tighter when i squeeze
i can use ''logic''
and know it is tight on you