my vagina cuts coupons :tongue1:
Does she have teeth or is she JennyScissorPussy?
my vagina cuts coupons :tongue1:
Scissor pussy.
That sounds both erotic and horrifying.
*blinks* i actually typed "picturing RD rigging a BP cuff* in my post..but edited it! lolIt was a month long project and I told no one, how'd you find out? :tongue:
I rigged one of those blood pressure gauges to a nasal aspirator bulb (the tiny ones). Works like a charm gripping by hand, but sucked to high heaven when I put it inside my wife.
Anyway, the kegelmaster was from one of petite's post originally. I wish I could take the credit.
but is your Jennt into extreme couponing? :tongue;my vagina cuts coupons :tongue1:
Does she have teeth or is she JennyScissorPussy?
yikes!Scissor pussy.
That sounds both erotic and horrifying.
I saw a mention of that while looking up stuff! lolTHIS is horrifying, but a good movie
TEETH - OFFICIAL TRAILER - YouTube
ive never given birth
This.^Never made love with a woman who was not made just right.
I guess I know because ive been told+ ive never given birth
This is exactly what I'm talking about.
If someone comments on the size of my penis--whether they call it large or small--I can measure it and do a little bit research, and thus discover how big it actually is. This means that other people's opinions have a minimal effect on my perception of my size.
But pussies are harder to measure. So women have little choice but to trust what guys say about how tight they are.
If I tell a girl she's loose (which I would never do), she has little recourse to prove me wrong (other than sleeping with a bunch of guys and asking them how tight she is).
I am much less self-conscious about my penis size than I used to be--because I measured myself and researched penis size. If I were a woman, I would still be incredibly self-conscious about how tight my pussy is, and my lovers' comments would have a huge effect on my self-esteem.
So, ladies, if a guy calls you loose, what can you do to repair your self-esteem?
for crying out loud! WE HAVE FINGERS! we have fingers and brains. between the two fricking things we might just be capable of figuring it out.So women have little choice but to trust what guys say about how tight they are.
objection!Just the sound of "you have a loose pussy" is pejorative to me. That's akin to saying to a woman that she's a ho. Not Cool.
urm. being called loose wouldn't injure my self esteem. me Jenny is awesome, but she's not what makes me awesome. :smile:
how do i know i am tight? cuz my boy's stupid peen is too damn big. since he's the only dude i am bedding down with.. and where most of my vaginal fun lives... for all intents and purposes i am defined as tight.
i don't really think of my vagina in terms of tight/loose. i think of Jenny as pleasurable. i think of her as healthy. i think of her as mine. i think of her as friendly. responsive. accommodating. enthusiastic. pink:wink:... lots of adjectives.
Dump him.
Which seems like a trite answer, but isn't really. Who knows why a guy says something so stupid? In my experience, guys usually say that because they feel it's going to hurt the woman they are sleeping with - not necessarily because it's true. Better I find a man who likes me better. My self esteem is fine.
I also believe the opposite can be true. A woman who tells a man that his cock is too small, may be trying to hurt him and not actually be telling the truth. Better find a woman who likes him better as well.
for crying out loud! WE HAVE FINGERS! we have fingers and brains. between the two fricking things we might just be capable of figuring it out.
your penis is not where the universe ends and begins.
christ on a cracker, some people are dim. i mean, seriously? you imagine we're totally incapable of poking a finger or ten in there, having a squeeze, thinking ''jenny could do with some tone'' and start doing our kegels? because we don't have a penis?
oh i don't know... memory? common sense? knowing how many fingers thick a cock is? those silly, rational, logical reasoning type things.Fair enough. But that doesn't answer what reference you use do discern whether ''jenny could do with some tone'' or "jenny is tight."
How do you know what number of fingers counts as tight, and what number counts as loose?