"I licked your balls..now it's time for you to do me."

[flashback]

A woman was licking my balls last night at a party. After I busted a nut, she lifted her skirt up and said, "Okay, time to do me."

I walked out the room.

It seems that every girl who licks my balls expects me to return the favor.

Is it supposed to be like that or something?

 

[Ummagumma]

A woman was licking my balls last night at a party. After I busted a nut, she lifted her skirt up and said, "Okay, time to do me."

I walked out the room.

It seems that every girl who licks my balls expects me to return the favor.

Is it supposed to be like that or something?

So the woman who licked your balls expected you to lick hers?

I've yet to be with a girl with balls, but if I was and she did mine, I would based solely on the fact that all favors should be returned.:biggrin1:

 

[Ed69]

It has always been like that!It won't take long for it to get around that you won't play and you won't be getting any!:wank: :blowjob:

 

[mainer1]

hey man...tit for tat unless you know it's a no-strings hookup!....get into the elevator and GO DOWN, dude...

 

[Gillette]

Presuming that 84 is the year you were born rather than your actual age, I would still expect you to have learned something of reciprocity.

If you aren't going to do anything for her, get flexible fast because you will be licking your own balls for quite some time.

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

If you aren't going to do anything for her, get flexible fast because you will be licking your own balls for quite some time.

Ouch.:biggrin1:

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Are you sure that was a woman?

 

[flashback]

the last time I went down on a girl, I picked up a quarter she dropped and gave it back to her

 

[Kiamo]

What's your reason for not giving a girl oral?

 

[wonderland]

What's your reason for not giving a girl oral?

I'm thinking because he already got his......

 

[Heather LouAnna]

A woman was licking my balls last night at a party. After I busted a nut, she lifted her skirt up and said, "Okay, time to do me."

I walked out the room.

It seems that every girl who licks my balls expects me to return the favor.

Is it supposed to be like that or something?

Sounds like you just wanted an excuse to brag about your night.

 

[scottsimms]

"A woman was licking my balls last night at a party. After I busted a nut, she lifted her skirt up and said, "Okay, time to do me."

I walked out the room.

It seems that every girl who licks my balls expects me to return the favor.

Is it supposed to be like that or something?"


Looks like the girl has bigger balls than you have.

 

[Love-it]

It seems that every girl who licks my balls expects me to return the favor.

Next time she might have a scissor handy.

 

[Misunderstood Lad]

"Licked your balls"?

Did she suck your cock too? Who just licks balls?

And yeah, why wouldn't you want to do her?

 

[danglybanger]

1.)This guy is lying. or just a douchebag. Probably both.

2.)Proof that he is lying: With that attitude, what chick would "lick his balls" in the first place

slade

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

A woman was licking my balls last night at a party. After I busted a nut, she lifted her skirt up and said, "Okay, time to do me."

I walked out the room.

It seems that every girl who licks my balls expects me to return the favor.

Is it supposed to be like that or something?

Hmmm, either you had a trans in bed, and didn't realize it till the last second, or you just ain't big on reciprocating when it comes to oral sex.

Either that, or this thread's an entire crock of bullshit.

 

[DaveyR]

The guy likes making posts like this I think it is his style of humour

 

[D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah]

Firstly if this did actually happen i hope she told all her friends how selfish you are and that you are only in it for your own gain. Honestly, grow up and stop treating woman like your personal form of entertainment.

Secondly as the old saying goes "you get what you give". So id suggest maybe you learn how to self suck and quickly or change your attitude.

 

[Heather LouAnna]

I'm sure he's getting off on all the negative attention as well.


And this forum is about Women's Issues...as in issues with women that men are experiencing or issues that women are experiencing. Your situation is neither and should be removed.

 

[BigPoppaFury]

Why would you NOT want to eat pussy? I can think of nothing I'd rather be doing at the moment...