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  1. good_guy

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    the BIGGEST funny saying / quetes thread :biggrin1:

    here are some more examples:

    - The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
    - Life is Uncertain... Eat dessert first!
    - Next time you wave at me, use more than one finger, please!
    - Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.
    - You, you, and you: Panic. The rest of you, come with me.
    - Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.
    - Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.


    add ur own! :wink:
     
  2. KevinVolchok

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    Those were really unfunny with the exception of the first which is not exactly funny but still awesome.
     
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    Save a mouse, eat a pussy.
     
  4. Mr. Snakey

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    The late W.C. Fields had some funny sayings.
    I don't drink water because fish fuck in it.
    A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
    A woman drove me to drink and i didn't even have the decency to thank her for it
    All the men in my family are bearded, and most of the women.
    Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
     
  5. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    More WC Fields;
    Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy, I've done it a 1,000 times
    How do like your children?Fried!
    What rascal has been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice?!

    Then again here's Groucho Marx's;
    I dont care to belong to a club that will accept people like ME as a member.
    I've had a wonderful evening, and this wasn't it.
    I was married by a judge; I should've asked for a jury.
     
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