I like to tease my husband about his over-size penis part 2

[Cindy55406]

I guess he turned you into a true size queen. Lol

Have you seen anyone on this site who looked even close to his size?

Haven't really looked at the guys on this site
Asked Mike once which pornstar he most resembled from the waist down & he showed me a video of John Holmes. From the waist down, Mike is a dead ringer except Mike is corcumsized & his shaft is waaaaay'veinier'!

I guess he turned you into a true size queen. Lol

Have you seen anyone on this site who looked even close to his size?

Also, just looked at a pic of John Holmes again. Mike's scrotum hangs way lower than his. Mike's calling me to bed. I Better grab the lube or I'll be walking bowlegged tomorrow for sure!!!

 

[Cindy55406]

When me & Mike got engaged, I made the mistake of introducing him to Amy, my bratty, younger & skinnier sister. Later, when me & Amy were by ourselves, she made a crack about Mike stuffing socks down his pants.

Instantly on the defensive, I pulled out my phone & showed her the picture I took of Mike shaving, his long penis dangling in the sink water. Amy's eyes bugged-out & she grabbed the phone away.

'Your fiance is a pornstar?!'

"Mike's not a porn star.'

'He should be!' Amy started laughing. 'Your insides must be mush! No wonder your walking around bowlegged!'

'I do not walk around bowlegged!" I said, furious, snatching my phone back.

Amy punched me hard in the shoulder, 'Congratulations, sis!'

Everyday for WEEKS afterward, Amy flooded my inbox with big dick jokes, big dick cartoons & big dick memes. She even started referring to Mike as 'Mr Ed'. She would even greet him like that, saying things like, 'Oh hi, Mr Ed- I mean Mike,' which never failed to crack him up.

A few weeks later, Amy invited me to go mall shopping on a Saturday with her girlfriends Linda & Cathy. I went along to buy Mike a couple of shirts.

We were sitting in the food court having lunch when Cathy asked me if my fiance's name is Mike, why does Amy refer to him as 'Mr Ed'?

"Because her fiance has a for real horse dick, that's why she's marrying him' said Amy, ever so helpfully.

I glared at her, ' I've asked you not to call him that, & no, that's not why I'm marrying Mike!'

'Is to!' she stuck her toungue out at me.

Linda asked, 'How do YOU know Cindy's fiance has a big one, Amy?'

'Yeah, how?' asked Cathy.

'Cindy showed me a picture when they got engaged. Show it to THEM, Cindy!'

'I will not!'

'Come on, Cindy! Embarrassed about your fiance's big dick?'

'Yeah, come on, Cindy. Show us. It can't be THAT big!' Linda & Cathy started laughing together.

Furious, I pulled out my phone & brought up the picture I showed Amy & handed it to Cathy.

They stared bugeyed at the screen for a few seconds then started laughing.

'He's got MY husband beat by a mile,' said Cathy.

'Has he got a brother?' asked Linda.

'Mike's adopted,' I said, taking my phone back

'What did I tell you,' Amy sat back with a smile on her face. 'That's why she's marrying him!'

'Amy!' I practically screamed.

Then Linda said quietly, 'I'd marry a guy if his was that big, too.'

Then Amy said she would only marry a guy with one twice as big! & we all cracked-up.

 

[phonehome]

Well anyone who has ever seen a pic or vid of John Holmes especially when he was fucking and at best half hard which WAY too often was the case would know that he was very obviously circumcised.

 

[Junsam]

When me & Mike got engaged, I made the mistake of introducing him to Amy, my bratty, younger & skinnier sister. Later, when me & Amy were by ourselves, she made a crack about Mike stuffing socks down his pants.

Instantly on the defensive, I pulled out my phone & showed her the picture I took of Mike shaving, his long penis dangling in the sink water. Amy's eyes bugged-out & she grabbed the phone away.

'Your fiance is a pornstar?!'

"Mike's not a porn star.'

'He should be!' Amy started laughing. 'Your insides must be mush! No wonder your walking around bowlegged!'

'I do not walk around bowlegged!" I said, furious, snatching my phone back.

Amy punched me hard in the shoulder, 'Congratulations, sis!'

Everyday for WEEKS afterward, Amy flooded my inbox with big dick jokes, big dick cartoons & big dick memes. She even started referring to Mike as 'Mr Ed'. She would even greet him like that, saying things like, 'Oh hi, Mr Ed- I mean Mike,' which never failed to crack him up.

A few weeks later, Amy invited me to go mall shopping on a Saturday with her girlfriends Linda & Cathy. I went along to buy Mike a couple of shirts.

We were sitting in the food court having lunch when Cathy asked me if my fiance's name is Mike, why does Amy refer to him as 'Mr Ed'?

"Because her fiance has a for real horse dick, that's why she's marrying him' said Amy, ever so helpfully.

I glared at her, ' I've asked you not to call him that, & no, that's not why I'm marrying Mike!'

'Is to!' she stuck her toungue out at me.

Linda asked, 'How do YOU know Cindy's fiance has a big one, Amy?'

'Yeah, how?' asked Cathy.

'Cindy showed me a picture when they got engaged. Show it to THEM, Cindy!'

'I will not!'

'Come on, Cindy! Embarrassed about your fiance's big dick?'

'Yeah, come on, Cindy. Show us. It can't be THAT big!' Linda & Cathy started laughing together.

Furious, I pulled out my phone & brought up the picture I showed Amy & handed it to Cathy.

They stared bugeyed at the screen for a few seconds then started laughing.

'He's got MY husband beat by a mile,' said Cathy.

'Has he got a brother?' asked Linda.

'Mike's adopted,' I said, taking my phone back

'What did I tell you,' Amy sat back with a smile on her face. 'That's why she's marrying him!'

'Amy!' I practically screamed.

Then Linda said quietly, 'I'd marry a guy if his was that big, too.'

Then Amy said she would only marry a guy with one twice as big! & we all cracked-up.

Sounds like your sister and Linda prefer their men to be horse-hung as well! Have you told them about this site?

 

[Cindy55406]

Sounds like your sister and Linda prefer their men to be horse-hung as well! Have you told them about this site?

Ummm, no.

 

[Junsam]

Why not? Lol

 

[Cindy55406]

Oh god, both!!!

There isn't a thing I would change about my husband's penis. We're .both satisfied with his length & girth, but Mike seems self-conscience about all the fat blue veins that cover his shaft(he says his ex-wife thought it was some kind of medical condition), but I've told him it just gives his penis more character, like the way it bends down instead of up!

 

[Junsam]

You are a lucky woman! Have you ever thought of going to a nude campground? It would combine two of your "biggest" interests.

 

[Junsam]

There isn't a thing I would change about my husband's penis. We're .both satisfied with his length & girth, but Mike seems self-conscience about all the fat blue veins that cover his shaft(he says his ex-wife thought it was some kind of medical condition), but I've told him it just gives his penis more character, like the way it bends down instead of up!

I wouldn't worry about the veins, they are probably just proportionate to his size(I'm sure he needs a lot of blood flow to that area).

 

[Cindy55406]

You are a lucky woman! Have you ever thought of going to a nude campground? It would combine two of your "biggest" interests.

No, no, no, no, no, no... Me & Mike enjoy our privacy outdoors. We don't want to be gawked at! We like having uninhibited sexy fun outdoors & we can't do that around other people.

 

[Cindy55406]

I wouldn't worry about the veins, they are probably just proportionate to his size(I'm sure he needs a lot of blood flow to that area).

Mike said his ex-wife said they looked like fat blue worms crawling all over his dick, but I told him they look like lightning bolts!!!

 

[Junsam]

No, no, no, no, no, no... Me & Mike enjoy our privacy outdoors. We don't want to be gawked at! We like having uninhibited sexy fun outdoors & we can't do that around other people.

I am sure that your husband would attract gawkers!

 

[Cindy55406]

I am sure that your husband would attract gawkers!

Yeah, I'm overweight & my husband is hung like a donkey; I'm sure no one would even notice us!

 

[Junsam]

The women would be jealous, or frightened. Lol

 

[Cindy55406]

The women would be jealous, or frightened. Lol

Mike told me when he was younger & single, just taking off his pants caused a couple of girls to start crying. I believe him!

 

[Junsam]

Mike told me when he was younger & single, just taking off his pants caused a couple of girls to start crying. I believe him!

Are you the first woman that has been able to take his entire donkey dick?

 

[Cindy55406]

Are you the first woman that has been able to take his entire donkey dick?

I don't know!!! His ex-wife, maybe. Mike told me she used to say she wished he was more normal-sized.

 

[Junsam]

Good thing that his current woman prefers almost double the "normal size".

 

[Cindy55406]

Good thing that his current woman prefers almost double the "normal size".

I prefer my husbands penis & no other, thank you!

 

[Cindy55406]

Mike texted me from work & asked if we could go out this weekend & pick wildflowers so I can practice my daisychaining skills! I texted back that he knew damn well I was an expert daisychainer & I was prepared to prove it to him this weekend! ~:-D