I Love My Big Cock Because

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I like my big cock because it's probably the only time you can say you're glad you know a dick and two nuts.

Plus, it's gratifying to know that you're largely unique where you live, and can humble 99.99% of the local male asshole populace with a drop of the trousers and boxers, and give the lassies a wide stare.

 

[SpiceboyMJ]

Because he's always fashionable.

 

[B_RoysToy]

I like mine because it's appreciated and serviced by a special person.

Luke

 

[BabyShaq]

It makes it impossible for me to fatigue.

 

[B_Carolina]

...because it goes to 11

I meant that as a joke about counting on your fingers.
Then I thought of Spinal Tap
Then I wished "it" went to 11.
All in all, it wasn't that clever, but meh. It's late.

 

[raj]

It just looks good having a big one that is mine in my hand!
I'm special and I like me and my big dick!!!

 

[Aruba 1st]

I love the pleasure it can give women.
Even if there's some discomfort, even if I don't get to go where I want to,
once they become friends, they have a good time. That can be very satisfying.

 

[curious n str8]

it's so attached to me and gives others some pleasure even though he's average size.

 

[madame_zora]

I love my big cock because...oh, dammit I'm a woman.

I love YOUR big cock.

 

[RollinAround]

without it, how else would I be so popular?

 

[kauai1]

Because it can keep the wheel straight while I light a smoke

 

[D_that's a tall order]

I love my big cock because...oh, dammit I'm a woman.

No, Mme. Z. Thank GOD you are a woman! (And a wise and lovely one at that.)

 

[D_Martin van Burden]

It's as familiar as the back of my hand... (even though, technically, my palms do all the touching, right?).

 

[simbablk]

...because it's unselfish in bringing pleasure to others!

 

[Simon9]

...I can use it for so many things: stirring cocktails, smacking roaches, holding down the lace when I'm tying my shoes and my hands are full, bookmarking a dictionary, writing my name in the snow (BEHIND me), etc. I wonder if I could tie a kerchief to it, think about Madame Zora and lie on my back and sail the ocean all the way from Jersey to Cleveland.

And yeah, I bet it would be good for sex. I must try that sometime...

 

[RideRocket]

my other hand has something to hold on to when I masturbate and still have room left over.

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

... it's meaty and filling, but doesn't stick to the roof of my mouth.

 

[dlcs]

I love one in particular, but I've developed a divine, almost holy appreciation for quite a few around here.

Plus on a warm, clear day, if we're naked and he forgets his watch, we have a sundial!!

 

[madame_zora]

I love one in particular, but I've developed a divine, almost holy appreciation for quite a few around here.

Plus on a warm, clear day, if we're naked and he forgets his watch, we have a sundial!!

Sing it, sista!

 

[bigmatt1983]

because its usually the only thing in the room i can have an intelligent coversation with