I love my cock.....is there any one who doesn't like theirs ?

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The wants of life: Bigger penis, More money, Fast cars, Fast women(men), Vacation around the globe, Large house, etc, etc,etc

Are we ever really satisfied with our lives ? Only a very small percentage of our population has any of the combination above. The majority of us live our lives as it has been handed to us. The more money we make, the more we spend. The larger the house the larger the bills and upkeep. The faster the women(men) the more bored we get, etc.

We are born with one penis, god given at birth. We nurture it, take care of it, bath it, show it off and enjoy it's pleasures ! My "average-dick" is just as pleasurable to me as another man's is to him, even if he is 50% longer and thicker.

An orgasm does not know the difference. Enjoy every inch, there are those that can't.
 

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I don't like my dick at all. It is nothing like what Jack has. You all are so lucky to have been blessed with being hung. I would pants myself in public it I was hung like most of you. Now I don't feel comfortable at all being naked. So yes, it does suck being at the other end of the measuring tape.
 

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I wish mine were straighter, and I wish it didn't have the giant vein up the length. Otherwise I think it's fantastic and every time I take it out, even at the urinal, I just say to myself, "fuck, that's huge!" ;)Life is not fair, and I wish other guys could be like me. I feel for all guys out there who are unhappy with their size. That said, love is the important thing. Love is what makes sex good, not size, and a woman will grow accustomed to whatever size and shape you are.My wife would have married me if I had a 1" pea-shooter. I would have worn off all my taste buds by this point, but good sex starts in the brain and in the heart, not in the pants.
 

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I don't like my dick at all. It is nothing like what Jack has. You all are so lucky to have been blessed with being hung. I would pants myself in public it I was hung like most of you. Now I don't feel comfortable at all being naked. So yes, it does suck being at the other end of the measuring tape.

Philsy, this is going to sound like really odd advice, but you should try visiting a nudist club sometime. Nudism (aka naturism) is about body acceptance, and no one cares if you are fat or thin, short or tall, big or small. You will also see that **most guys are not that big!!** Just walking around in the open, most guys, all you can see is their little head, not much shaft at all. Some guys even retract all the way, and it doesn't even look like they have a dick. And they don't care, and no one else cares.
We should all be comfortable with our bodies, and we should all be comfortable being nude.
 

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Not that i have a cock but ive never came across a guy who didnt think hes the king of the jungle, i mean do tell. Now is this like a selling point or is it normally true. See theres the people who lie about it but what if they are telling the truth. hmm not one guy my whole time has said "oh im average" or something is that like embarassing to say or what exactly. i mean i dont exactly have the biggest breasts out there but im like not afraid to show them, well imean u know i dont crave bigger ones or atleast right now. i dont know someone tell me.
 

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Philsy, this is going to sound like really odd advice, but you should try visiting a nudist club sometime. Nudism (aka naturism) is about body acceptance, and no one cares if you are fat or thin, short or tall, big or small. You will also see that **most guys are not that big!!** Just walking around in the open, most guys, all you can see is their little head, not much shaft at all. Some guys even retract all the way, and it doesn't even look like they have a dick. And they don't care, and no one else cares.
We should all be comfortable with our bodies, and we should all be comfortable being nude.

BRAVO!!!!!! Philsy, you'd be wise to take this course of action. its one thing to have a fetish for big cocks, its another thing to engage in self-loathing. Shrubber's got your back on this one and he's right, nudism, naturism, nude beaches, all that get it pointed out pretty plainly that we're all pretty much the same and there's really nothing wrong with any of it.

and BremerChick, sounds to me like you're just not hangin' around the right kinda guys yet. i'll tell you i'm average right now. but of course i'll put a qualifier in there that you won't have any complaints either :tongue: :wink:
 

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The wants of life: Bigger penis, More money, Fast cars, Fast women(men), Vacation around the globe, Large house, etc, etc,etc

Are we ever really satisfied with our lives ? Only a very small percentage of our population has any of the combination above. The majority of us live our lives as it has been handed to us. The more money we make, the more we spend. The larger the house the larger the bills and upkeep. The faster the women(men) the more bored we get, etc.

We are born with one penis, god given at birth. We nurture it, take care of it, bath it, show it off and enjoy it's pleasures ! My "average-dick" is just as pleasurable to me as another man's is to him, even if he is 50% longer and thicker.

An orgasm does not know the difference. Enjoy every inch, there are those that can't.


Very good advice. Some of the best I have seen on this forum.

I have had a hard time following this advice in my life, but I am doing better. Thanks to all the ladies who have said that being small to average is okay.

That last line is most important. I may soon join the ranks who cannot
enjoy life. I have recently been diagnosed with a possibly very serious medical condition. Do not waste what life you have. I did and now I am very sad about the way I have done. I am also very afraid.
 

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Not that i have a cock but ive never came across a guy who didnt think hes the king of the jungle, i mean do tell. Now is this like a selling point or is it normally true. See theres the people who lie about it but what if they are telling the truth. hmm not one guy my whole time has said "oh im average" or something is that like embarassing to say or what exactly. i mean i dont exactly have the biggest breasts out there but im like not afraid to show them, well imean u know i dont crave bigger ones or atleast right now. i dont know someone tell me.


I do not think I am king of the jungle and I would readily admit that I am small to average. What would most women prefer... honesty or a bit of bragging? I would really like to know that.
 

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I would love another inch! But I can't complain it's larger than average and really gets the job done.
 

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I do not think I am king of the jungle and I would readily admit that I am small to average. What would most women prefer... honesty or a bit of bragging? I would really like to know that.


Ive always wanted honesty besides why talk the talk if u cant like back it up? makes sense to me.
 

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I like my dick moreso now that I have grown into my body. It's bigger than average but I could use another 3 inches in length and 2 inches in girth but that's something I'm already working on. So far, men have told me they like the sensation of my foreskin rolling back and forth. So, really, it's not always about size. And yes Philsy, I do pants myself in public -just as a reminder to myself and others.
 

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no, i have a short frenulum (which will promptly be removed). But on the other hand its big, damn me for having ups and downs to balance everything out...
 

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Not that i have a cock but ive never came across a guy who didnt think hes the king of the jungle, i mean do tell. Now is this like a selling point or is it normally true. See theres the people who lie about it but what if they are telling the truth. hmm not one guy my whole time has said "oh im average" or something is that like embarassing to say or what exactly. i mean i dont exactly have the biggest breasts out there but im like not afraid to show them, well imean u know i dont crave bigger ones or atleast right now. i dont know someone tell me.

Well, truth is, I once didn't like (love?) my cock as much as I do now or as much as I should've (ironically) when I was younger. You see, it took awhile for the idea that I'm a bit larger than average to sink in.

I remember once a good while back, I had gotten this erection in a (gym) shower and this slightly younger black guy walked in. He kept saying "How can it be so big", like he was freaking or something. And I'm looking at him like, "You gotta be kiddin me, right?"

I guess only after a decade or so of encountering other nude guys (and not meeting so many like oneself) does one begin to think "maybe I've got something here".

Of course, hanging around on this forum does have the healthy effect of bringing one back down to reality so not to allow one to get too full of oneself, (what with all these 14 inch dicks around here). :wink:
 

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How can i not love him. He is allways by my side. He stands up for me. He keeps an eye out for me. Cum on what more could i ask for?:wink:
 
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Mine's been hanging around forever, good solid head on his shoulders, can always rise to any occasion, a stand-up guy when neccessary, has balls, always gives everyone the shaft, maneuvers well in tight spaces and can always get in and out swiftly, likes to be man-handled, kissed, nibbled, stroked, and swallowed whole.
 

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Mine's been hanging around forever, good solid head on his shoulders, can always rise to any occasion, a stand-up guy when neccessary, has balls, always gives everyone the shaft, maneuvers well in tight spaces and can always get in and out swiftly, likes to be man-handled, kissed, nibbled, stroked, and swallowed whole.

All of these glaring qualifications and we don't get to see its picture? What a let-down! Your witty post wins the prize, chicagosam.
 
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All of these glaring qualifications and we don't get to see its picture? What a let-down! Your witty post wins the prize, Chicagosam.
Roy! Buddy! How can one possibly compete with the prodigious plethora of phallic leviathans hanging around here? Perhaps this old Irving Berlin song will explain it:

"A witty post is like a great big dick that haunts you night and day,
Just like the strain of a dick on the brain,
It'll start upon a jerk-athon and make you quite insane.
You can't escape it's in your memory. By morning, night and noon.
You will lose it and then cum too soon again,
A witty post is as good as a great big schlong."