I love my cock.....is there any one who doesn't like theirs ?

[deleted67986]

I hate my cock. All it does is hang out w/ a couple of nuts all day, lives around the corner from an asshole and it's best friend is a pussy. Stupid cock.

 

[buffbaldy]

Woman just don't understand the relationship between a man and his cock. Most woman don't want to look at it or see it just have sex with it. Most seem to treat it as if it is dirty or something. I keep mine very clean. I love my cock it's size and thickness, although like many two more inches would be nice, but my 8 is fine. Never have had any complaints. :biggrin1:

 

[B_RoysToy]

Roy! Buddy! How can one possibly compete with the prodigious plethora of phallic leviathans hanging around here? Perhaps this old Irving Berlin song will explain it:

"A witty post is like a great big dick that haunts you night and day,
Just like the strain of a dick on the brain,
It'll start upon a jerk-athon and make you quite insane.
You can't escape it's in your memory. By morning, night and noon.
You will lose it and then cum too soon again,
A witty post is as good as a great big schlong."

This is great, mainly because it's dick hardening. "A great big dick that haunts you night and day" says a mouth full! That coming from a guy who admits loving his dick has mine standing up now. Talking, thinking about, and visualizing the great big schlongs provide so much jacking off material and gives even more love and enjoyment for our own great big dicks. You're hot, chicagosam! Maybe you'ld like your great big dick sucked?

 

[Fireballs]

I really like mine.
I'm really attached to it.
It has grown on me.

It has a nice size,
a graceful upward curve, and
a great color scheme.

Ivory, pink, purple,
hints of blue, erupting proud
from a bed of flames.

(But, I'd like to hope,
even if it were diff'rent,
I would still like it.)

 

[feely]

nah, i think mine is shitty. not long enough, not thick enough. it's crap.

 

[Fireballs]

nah, i think mine is shitty. not long enough, not thick enough. it's crap.

Please, don't say such things!
Your dick gets hard, feels good, comes?
Then it is not crap.

You may feel small here,
but this site's members aren't a
fair comparison.

(If it is shitty,
you should use condoms when you're
having anal sex. :biggrin1: )

 

[Pradadox]

I definetely love my cock, i wish it was another 2 inches or so, but other than that i can't imagine life without him .

 

[DutchSWINGER]

Iam proud of my uncut dick (almost 19 cm.)...... the only thing that could have some improvement is the ejeculation distance....

 

[Bacchusbigboy]

FUCK YES I LOVE MY DICK

you alwasy have something to play with it constently suprise me poping up at the most interesting time.

This doesn't mean I would like a little bit more length as I am mr average