amhersthungboi said:It's quite a polite little organ ... it plays well with others, and is always around when I need it.
Unlike the penguins. That's hysterical.amhersthungboi said:It's quite a polite little organ ... it plays well with others, and is always around when I need it.
Holy crap, dude, you really love your penis.motlissof said:Three more sources of affection forgotten earlier:
As stated so eloquently by a regular chat room partner, cause it is fucking beautiful (yours and mine), from its limp, lifeless, inert smallest state to full fledged steely erection with veins standing out in high relief and mushroom head flared with glossy coating and pulsating with energy -- it's a beaut.
It's a great barometer of your feelings. There can be no doubt of your sexual state when you are only vaguely aware that you have a dick (not good) and no mistaking the excitement of a hoped for or eminent engagement in the stirring in the loins or the indescribable sensations felt there during full sexual play and how remarkably good you're sure you you are soon going to feel.
And of course the site of orgasmic relief only possible with the penis. Whether it is basically a little tension relief that follows a quick jerk off to take advantage of morning wood or the tsunamic release that results from a very prolonged arousal period -- with intense stimulation of a partner(s) sexual regions and heaven-sent voluminous and gut wrenching ejaculatory orgasm that shakes the body from scalp to toenail and leaves you feeling that you have reached a higher plane of pleasure than is possible in this mortal life.
Spladle said:Well, it's fun to play with.
UniDude said:Who else thinks that Spaldles penis would be fun to play with?
::Raises hand feverishly:: I do! I do!UniDude said:Who else thinks that Spaldles penis would be fun to play with?
I don't think so, I know so.UniDude said:Who else thinks that Spaldles penis would be fun to play with?
Spladle said:I don't think so, I know so.
Probably.UniDude said:Didn't your mother teach you to share with others?
Stursberg said:I love mine because nobody else does right at the moment, although someone is starting to like it.
Spladle said:Holy crap, dude, you really love your penis.