I mean, come on, MUSIC makes ya gay???

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...the Hell?

Cole Porter?
Barry Manilow?
And even Ol' Blue Eyes?

Wow... This is really funny. Now, I don't know much, but I'm quite sure Mr. Sinatra didn't turn anyone gay.

But this is funny...
"George Michael (texan)"

We must all watch out for George Michael since he's a Texan and all.
 

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OMFG Marilyn Manson isn't on that list...

*also sends off an email to the fucktards on the other end*
He's there now and he's dark gay apparently.Scary.:eek: :smile:
I think these people are seriously suggesting that listening to a Rolling Stones record will make straight guys fancy a roll in the hay with Mick and Keith.Out of the whole list the only one that they think is ''questionable'' is Morrissey.:biggrin1:
I think listening to church hymns turns priests into paedophiles.It's just a theory but the evidence keeps turning up. :tongue:
Great find SassySpy.
 

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I just got a bulletin from the Dresden Dolls on myspace

"The Dresden Dolls: Now Safe for Christians!" haha. It linked to the site. They made the safe list. Funny, they make all kinds of homoerotic jokes when playing live.

Some of the notes on this page are just bizarre. Some already mentioned the (texan) admonition. But there's also..

Ted Nugent (loincloth)

or

The Grateful Dead (AIDS)

what the hell does that even mean?
 

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Also, the guy in the "God Hates Fags" video looks like maybe a closet case to me. Certainly more gay than "Eminmen" at any rate, even if there are some parallels in their lyrics.

Is this whole thing a joke? Seems almost like they're just trolling.

I think I'm going to e-mail them and tell them that watching the God Hates Fags video made me queer.
 

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well after seeing this, and looking through my MP3 collection- watch out ladies of LPSG!! I will be on the pull apparently!

You know, some day everyone will be informed.:rolleyes:

Watch out, Sassy. I'm a huge fan of Bowie, Queen, Bjork, Depeche Mode, and the Chili Peppers. Time for me to change that percentage...
 

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What the hell is homoerotic about Metallica? They're all ugly! Ted Nugent? C'mon. I second BS with NIC.

The more I looked at the website and the video and some of the other videos they have up on YouTube the more obvious it became... I mean... for an anti-fag song there is an awful lot of homoerotic subtext in the music video. I agree the guy must be an actor and this is an attempt at parody. Though it's a little cruel I think since it's not THAT obvious, and some people who take this seriously are going to be hurt by it.
 

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The more I looked at the website and the video and some of the other videos they have up on YouTube the more obvious it became... I mean... for an anti-fag song there is an awful lot of homoerotic subtext in the music video. I agree the guy must be an actor and this is an attempt at parody. Though it's a little cruel I think since it's not THAT obvious, and some people who take this seriously are going to be hurt by it.

I guarantee you can find a "legitimate" fundamentalist list of unacceptable youth music (like Frank Sinatra). It's certainly not a stretch of the imagination with such websites as "godhatesfags.com", "jewwatch.org" and other hate sites already rampant on the Internet. Start searching for a REAL site, and most assuredly you will find something very similar (probably with even some of the same bands) to this parody. And that's what's really scary.
 

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He's there now and he's dark gay apparently.Scary.:eek: :smile:
I think these people are seriously suggesting that listening to a Rolling Stones record will make straight guys fancy a roll in the hay with Mick and Keith.Out of the whole list the only one that they think is ''questionable'' is Morrissey.:biggrin1:
I think listening to church hymns turns priests into paedophiles.It's just a theory but the evidence keeps turning up. :tongue:
Great find SassySpy.
I need to make a list of all the dark song lyrics of some of my favorite Manson songs.... and send it over...
 

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LOL. This is hilarious!!! I've never laughed so hard in my life. Music makes you gay, plus courses for methods for going back to God's way...

According to this site, and by the music I listen to (which is about 90% of what is on that list), I should be gay. Maybe I should consider changing my sexual orientation. Geezzz...I just got a revelation. I was in the dark all this time. :) LOL