I need a foot massage.

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  1. snoozan

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    And I have some pretty muscular legs, too.

    LINE UP EVERYONE! LINE UP! SINGLE FILE PLEASE!

    (i've been on my feet 16 or so hours a day for the last 4-5 days.)
     
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    I love a foot massage but a friend of mine wouldn't let anybody touch his.
     
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    I have the hot oil ready,and a big fluffy lazyboy for you to lay back in.Come to me,you know you want to!
     
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    Well, tell ya what...
    I DID take most of a course in massage...
    This time, I'm considering doing what I wouldn't back then... the 200% the employers wanted me to go with the customers...
     
  5. agnslz

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    *gets in line* :biggrin:
     
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    *pushes in front*


    Would that be reflexology foot massage? Which essential oil combo would you like me to use? Oh yes, I forgot to mention you'll need to take off your clothes so that you can feel completely free and relaxed...droooool!
     
  7. snoozan

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    That sounds absolutely heavenly. I could really get into some hot oil, so bring extra just in case.

    What are we touching again?

    200%, eh? Please elaborate with details.

    While you're waiting, can you oil yourself up so you and bigguy can oil wrestle in front of me?

    Lavender, please. Clothing? You think I'm wearing clothing? You obviously need some private tutoring in the ways of the Snoozie.
     
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    Private tutoring? You're willing to give me private tutoring?

    Right guys, beat it!
     
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    I'm sorry to hear you are hurting, snoozan.. but if you want me to touch your feet for more than a few seconds... I'd probably need some sort of payment.... Feet kinda creep me out a little.:rolleyes:
     
  10. snoozan

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    How about just my legs? I have rather nice legs.
     
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    I'll massage anything other than the feet.:rolleyes:
     
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    *promptly demands a hair massage* :cool:
     
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    Funny story. When I was 17, word got out that I was pretty decent massage "giver". I actually ran a business over the summer. 20$ for 30 minutes and I would rub a person down. I even did the tax claiming thing... it was a lot of fun, until I pinched a nerve in my right hand.

    The hair thing was the last time... I had a girl from my class who came for the massage and she wanted me to massage her hair... I'm not even kidding, she had me wash and lather her hair in the bathroom tub. It was a bit peculiar.:smile:
     
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    I don't know, but the shampoo and massage is my favorite part about going to the hair saloon!
    But back to the feet! The pace I go for the manicure and pedicure, they dip your feet in warm wax and the peel it off and apply warm oil and scrub it off with sea salt and a loofa(sp?) and the massage from foot to knee for about 10 minutes...I have to confess this is one of my guilty pleasures every two weeks!
     
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    As I was shamelessly trolling for gratuitous sex, I happened upon this thread where Snoozan was shamelessly trolling for gratuitous sex.

    We're just three people short of the minimum requirement (five) for a fleshpile, according to the ToS (Paragraph 3, Subsection 5).
     
  16. IntoxicatingToxin

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    Foot massages are awesome, aren't they? I haven't had a massage of ANY kind in eons now... it's been way too long. :frown1:
     
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    Well, who could pass up this opportunity? I would like to apply for the position of official masseur for the women on LPSG. Shoulders and back are my specialty, but I'm good with feet as well. I might even be willing to give you a happy ending, if you're amenable to the proposition. :biggrin1:
     
  18. snoozan

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    Yes, feel free all to jump right in! Big D and I each have three of these in the toolbelts attached to our hips:

    Wet Platinum Gallon

    We even have the pump dispensers.

    Maybe I'll give you a happy ending instead. :wink:

    Woman! Go get a pedicure! They are only about $20-$30 and worth every penny.
     
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    Ah! But you're the one to ask first, cherie. You get first dibs. :biggrin1:
     
  20. IntoxicatingToxin

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    I can't afford a pedicure. Sad, but true.
     
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