You could afford me, though. hehe
I knew I was wearing these gallons of lube for something! Now let's get to it, FLESHPILE!!!!!!
I knew I was wearing these gallons of lube for something! Now let's get to it, FLESHPILE!!!!!!
*Slips in massive puddle of lube, sprains annkle on way down, then bonks head off of coffee table.*
I thought this was supposed to be fun??
Ummm.....medic????:34:
You forgot your helmet and sturdy hiking shoes? Come on now, this is no ordinary fleshpile, this is a Snoozie Fleshpile. Here's the minimum amount of protective gear you'll need:
Hardhat or helmet
Hiking boots or sturdy workboots (stiletto versions are appreciated for the ladies)
Eye protection
First aid kit with self-suture kit
toolbelt with handcuffs, XL condoms, lube, whips, buttplugs, dildos, etc.
You'd think all these thing would get in the way, but they only make it better.
You forgot your helmet and sturdy hiking shoes? Come on now, this is no ordinary fleshpile, this is a Snoozie Fleshpile. Here's the minimum amount of protective gear you'll need:
Hardhat or helmet
Hiking boots or sturdy workboots (stiletto versions are appreciated for the ladies)
Eye protection
First aid kit with self-suture kit
toolbelt with handcuffs, XL condoms, lube, whips, buttplugs, dildos, etc.
You'd think all these thing would get in the way, but they only make it better.
Your husband must hide under the bed, shivering in fear during roleplay night at the Snoozdome.
I usually get him by tying him up before he wakes up on Saturday morning and release him shivering, crying, and sexually wrecked at about 5am Monday morning so he can go to work. I do untie him and put him on the leash so he can cook for me sometimes.
I don't know, but the shampoo and massage is my favorite part about going to the hair saloon!
But back to the feet! The pace I go for the manicure and pedicure, they dip your feet in warm wax and the peel it off and apply warm oil and scrub it off with sea salt and a loofa(sp?) and the massage from foot to knee for about 10 minutes...I have to confess this is one of my guilty pleasures every two weeks!
I usually get him by tying him up before he wakes up on Saturday morning and release him shivering, crying, and sexually wrecked at about 5am Monday morning so he can go to work. I do untie him and put him on the leash so he can cook for me sometimes.
Is it possible to have a fetish for giving massage?
If so, count me in. :biggrin1:
Then you're in for the thrill of your life because I hear snoozan has a fetish for giving head. :biggrin1:
Oh come now, you must know by now my fetish is for giving rimjobs... But I'll never turn down giving a blowjob, either. :biggrin1:
The blow job sounds great, but it's a big NO GO on the rimjob. I don't like anyone messing around back there at all. One girl tried and my dick nearly climbed back inside of me while I attempted to flee her fingers. Everyone, man or woman, should ASK before attempting something like that!
Really? I can't wait for someone to surprise me like that. :biggrin1:
BOO! :tongue: