I need advice?

Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by D_Ukraine_Muhdik, Jan 11, 2012.

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    Your parents would not approve?

    Mine always supported me, no matter what. And, as a general rule, they didn't open my mail.

    What's the problem? Just tell them that you're expecting a package from eBay!

    Alternately, do you have a work address? An office? A friend?
     
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    They sell these at TJ Maxx. I bought the same exact thong and brand for $3. Was kind of embarrassing paying for it at the register though haha... I didn't give a crap though. They should be more embarrassed for selling it lol.
     
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    Do you play sports? Tell them all of the kids are wearing them. Or it is your preferred new underware.
    Ditto on send to work or a friend.
    Advice: the truth shall set you free!
     
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    Are your parents actually going to open up the package and go "Wow. What a weird looking jock. Our son must be gay." Do they actually open your mail? So you tell them you ordered some underwear online; are they really ask you to model it for them?
     
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    Where are all these stores that carry this underwear?!

    My local Marshall's, Ross, and TJMaxx do not sell almost any men's undergarments, of any sort. The entire stock of Ross (I was there 2 days ago) consisted of 5 packages...2 from Adidas, 2 from Hanes, and 1 "generic" branded boxerbrief. That's it.
     
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    Try renting a post office box (usually leased for 6 months or a year). Both from a privacy and safety perspective, it helps to have an address that is distinct from your physical address.
     
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    Here in NY they sell jocks, thongs, speedos, and every other type of sexy underwear you can think off. What startles me the most is that the boxes are so graphic and most of them do show a bare ass. Sometimes I've seen women browse the section, most likely shopping for their husbands, or checking out the softcore porn on the packaging lol.
     
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    do you live by a Marshals? They always have this things in there. or just ask the seller for an unmarked box.
     
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    I don't think they'd open it to tell you the truth, but I can remember wanting to order sexy or personal things when I lived at home.. it's a bit unnerving.

    Order it, basically it's just underwear.
     
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    Those stores are hit or miss man. Mostly what they sell is close outs and overstocks. Occasionally they will have stuff marked "slightly irregular." Sometimes I will go in the Marshalls near my house and they will have a bunch of stuff from Underarmor, CK and 2xist, and other times all they have is Hanes Jockey and Fruit of the Loom. Sometimes everything they have on the shelf will be one size. It really just depends on what the manufacturer or a depatment store has that they want to get rid of.
     
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    I went into my tjmaxx by my house almost weekly, and either didnt find the color i wanted (had had a black one, wanted white) or not in my size (they hate us small sized people).
     
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    I know dude, but still. They're nosey. Mom always asked, what'd u get? I mean really. They wud prob check to see what i'd bought. I hate not being able to buy what i want, for fear of being ridiculed.
     
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    That was my prob, they wud either have em or not have em, almost everytime not in my size.
     
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    Saw that ups store has a virtual po box, so i can go pick up packages whenever i want.
     
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    Eh, may just wait til i get my own place.
     
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    Why do your parents care if you buy underwear?
     
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    Its not the unders itself, its the style. Ive got bikinis and sport briefs, they were a little miffed as to why i bought em. I like em, their comfy, and i wear em cause i want to.
     
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    My own mother is aware that I'm larger than average. She is also aware of the fit issues which this can create. Through the years (I'm 41), I have tried an inordinately large number of different styles of briefs...only tried boxer briefs in the last few months, but am liking them so far.

    She would not have been shocked at my trying other styles, including a jock strap, thong, or anything else, in an attempt to be more comfortable. At your age, I would have come bounding out of my room and proudly announced for my parents to look...they hold me in!

    Much of your issue seems to be an attempt to keep your fetish (?) private, and secret from your parents. While that's your choice, it does seem less than practical while living under their roof.
     
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    No fetish dude, i just wanna be able to buy what i wanna buy regardless of the style, without feeling like i'd be ridiculed for buying said item(s).
     
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